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Jelly Bracelets: Madonna Wore 'Sex' Bracelets

There are 29 comments on the The Post Chronicle story from Nov 10, 2007, titled Jelly Bracelets: Madonna Wore 'Sex' Bracelets. In it, The Post Chronicle reports that:

Jelly Bracelets: Madonna Wore 'Sex' Bracelets by Jim Brogan Jelly Bracelets. They sound innocent enough don't they? Well, for any of you out there that have children... please read! A fashion accessory may have ...

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skipper

Miramar Beach, FL

#1 Nov 10, 2007
THINK I'LL MOSEY INTO TOWN AND GIT ME SOME

A RAINBOW OF COLORS TO CHOOSE FROM

BUY EM ALL AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Maryann

Falls Church, VA

#2 Nov 11, 2007
White jelly bracelets mean the girl is willing to have anal sex.

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Ravena, NY

#3 Nov 11, 2007
Why didn't this fad ever catch on in middleaged women in bars? Or church or the grocery store for that matter?

“Justice For None...”

Since: Sep 07

Mount Pleasant, PA

#4 Nov 11, 2007
The pink bracelet means "lick butt." This cracks me up!! SO to speak....
God of Desire

Preston, UK

#5 Nov 12, 2007
Madonna f*cking rules!
she is soooo sexy and she is sooo in control of her sexuality! she f*cking kicks arse!
she is not afraid to try out or do anything, as she put it; "she is a woman with a dick"!

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#6 Nov 12, 2007
Maryann wrote:
White jelly bracelets mean the girl is willing to have anal sex.
Brown should be the color for anal it just seems more appropriate.

Since: Oct 07

Lenoir City, TN

#7 Nov 12, 2007
mo res wrote:
<quoted text>
Brown should be the color for anal it just seems more appropriate.
thanks Mo! for the visual thought !! Bon appetit !!

“The Penguin Cometh.”

Since: Dec 06

Antarctica

#8 Nov 12, 2007
Great. One more innocent fashion accessory turned into sexual innuendo.

<sarcasm>
'Cause, ya know, kids aren't quite exposed to enough sex in their everyday life now.
</sarcasm>

Since: Jun 07

Country Living

#9 Nov 12, 2007
Big deal!! It's madonna, no surprise...cone boobs one day, jelly bracelets the next(lol

“Give A Damn, Cuz I don't!”

Since: Oct 07

Santa Barbara

#10 Nov 15, 2007
What a crock.. I thought White was for wiping out third world debt, and Yellow was for Butch lesbian hot sex... Or was that for Lance Armstrongs wipe out cancer, or was the yellow for power rangers. Please!!!

But, if you want to get laughed at, ask!!!
sexy bicth

United States

#13 Dec 4, 2007
the only thing i like to do is have sex. so i love thease bracelets

Since: Jun 07

S.W. Florida

#14 Dec 4, 2007
'Red' means she's on her period, check back next week.
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

Level 4

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#15 Dec 4, 2007
I'm going to get my boss a big brown one (I'm his secret Santa).
the lil 13 year old girl

Saint Paul, MN

#16 Mar 7, 2008
yellow-willing to hug
pink-give a hickey or licking butt
orange-willing to kiss
purple-anal or doggy style
red-lap dance
silver-fisting
white-flash boobs
gold-glitter-make out
brown-toss salad
glow in the dark-sex toys
blue-blow job
clear-whatever
two some how conected-69
green-out door sex
yellow glitter-hug and kiss
pink glitter-flash any body part (like an arm)
blue glitter-anal sex
green glitter-69
orange glitter-feel up

im happy im still a virgin
Angry Gurl

Burlington, NC

#17 Mar 7, 2008
Which one means "square," "virgin," or "none of the above?"
yaya5293

Meriden, CT

#18 May 27, 2009
are any of you actually doin what the bracelets mean???
flyboy

Richmond, VA

#19 Jun 11, 2009
Madonna is fierce in her own way. The meaning of the sex braclets she wears is hilarious.

“Because you are... A puppet.”

Level 1

Since: Sep 08

Long Island

#20 Jun 11, 2009
Here is a question...

Where on this green Earth are they still wearing jelly bracelets? That fad died in circa 1988.

Hey, the eighties just called. They want their fashion back.

The kids of today have no imagination of their own. They copy everything from prior generations. Next thing you know they will be burning bras and wearing bell bottoms.
flyboy

Richmond, VA

#21 Jun 11, 2009
Tzimisce wrote:
Here is a question...
Where on this green Earth are they still wearing jelly bracelets? That fad died in circa 1988.
Hey, the eighties just called. They want their fashion back.
The kids of today have no imagination of their own. They copy everything from prior generations. Next thing you know they will be burning bras and wearing bell bottoms.
Bell bottoms are fierce!! Especially if they are really tight, and not too much swoosh at the bottom but enough. And in hot colors.

“Alejandro.”

Since: Nov 08

London, silly

#22 Jun 11, 2009
yeah but the point is that u have to snap someones jelly bracelet before you actually do the sex act... and theyre called "shagbands" by the way.

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