Today's Poll Question

Today's Poll Question

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Mia

Pulaski, WI

#1 Nov 21, 2013
Today's Ophrah Winfree Poll Question:

If Iran builds an atomic bomb, should the missile carrying it go astray and bury itself deep in Oprah Winfree's monsterous, lard ladened, fat dripping, black caboosier befor detonating?

After all, it was Oprah's multi-million doller campaign contributions that elected numb-nuts in the first place.

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Yes -

No -

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#2 Nov 21, 2013
Oh my! Here we go again!
Mia

Pulaski, WI

#3 Nov 21, 2013
Today's Ophrah Winfree Poll Question:
If Iran builds an atomic bomb, should the missile carrying it go astray and bury itself deep in Oprah Winfree's monsterous, lard ladened, fat dripping, black caboosier befor detonating?
After all, it was Oprah's multi-million doller campaign contributions that elected numb-nuts in the first place.
Be the first to vote.
Yes - 57
No - 1
The New York Times

Pulaski, WI

#4 Nov 21, 2013
There would be chunks of brown stuff,lard, and Kentucky Fried Chicken all over the Country.
Tom Brokow

Pulaski, WI

#5 Nov 21, 2013
After reading the post by the New York Times, I would have to vote, no.
Bill O Reilly

Pulaski, WI

#6 Nov 21, 2013
Brokow, you idiot, her *ss and everything in it would be totally vaporized.

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Since: Jul 11

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#7 Nov 21, 2013
It would save the U.S. from total.devastion, kinda like what the Bomb Squad uses to detonate explosive devices...on a much larger scale of course.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#8 Nov 21, 2013
The headlines would of course say "Oprah Guest Stars On the View"..!!!

Ever see Barbara Walters with freckles.?
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#9 Nov 21, 2013
A couple years ago, while on assignment, I was sitting in the second row at an Ophrah show when Ophrah let one ripple. Her lard ladened caboose vibrated during the de-gassing process for about 15 seconds. Sniff sniff ... gasp gasp, gag belch belch...... Ophrah converted those 57 secret KFC herbs and spices into a weapon of mass destruction. At first we didn't know where it was comming from .......... but then we saw the reverberation .......... and we knew.

Ina
Investigative reporter
Blue

Baltimore, MD

#10 Nov 21, 2013
Too funny!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#11 Nov 22, 2013
Ina wrote:
A couple years ago, while on assignment, I was sitting in the second row at an Ophrah show when Ophrah let one ripple. Her lard ladened caboose vibrated during the de-gassing process for about 15 seconds. Sniff sniff ... gasp gasp, gag belch belch...... Ophrah converted those 57 secret KFC herbs and spices into a weapon of mass destruction. At first we didn't know where it was comming from .......... but then we saw the reverberation .......... and we knew.
Ina
Investigative reporter
Sounds like Gallagher,..fortunately she didn't break out the watermelon..!!!...GASP..!
Gayle

Huntington, NY

#12 Nov 22, 2013
I sure hope the missile doesn't go up there!!!! Then my head would be blown up as well!!

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#13 Nov 22, 2013
*Steadman, I'm gonna need a whole lotta butt wipe, this is nothing like catching Scuds with my meat flaps*

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