Man with faulty penile implant gets $400K

A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

[Debbysnack]

Do you think he even got to use this erection at least once?

[Mexican Hillbilly]

I thought I lasted a long time but 10 years!!! His wife's name is "Smiley".

[Reagan]

most men would pay that much money to have an erection last that long! I guess one should be careful for what they ask for!!!!

[Debbysnack]

Reagan wrote:

most men would pay that much money to have an erection last that long! I guess one should be careful for what they ask for!!!!

So very true! Geesh ~ I really feel sorry for him! He's still stuck with it and will have to have a closed casket service when he passes on. Oh, lol, tehehe. <(subdued amusement)

[Mexican Hillbilly]

Debbysnack wrote:

<quoted text>
So very true! Geesh ~ I really feel sorry for him! He's still stuck with it and will have to have a closed casket service when he passes on. Oh, lol, tehehe. <(subdued amusement)

$400K and a 10 year old Woody. Some guys get all the luck!

[Matilda]

Mexican Hillbilly wrote:

I thought I lasted a long time but 10 years!!! His wife's name is "Smiley".

ahahahahahahahaha thats hilarious!!!!! I suppose his name is 'Stiffy' then!!!:):):)

[Just Thinking]

Well, he won't have to worry about rolling out of bed.

[Reagan]

Hey at least it will keep him from rolling out bed at night!!! LOL.

[Reagan]

I don't believe this when I wrote my comment 'JUST THINKINGS' comment hadn't shown up yet on my commputer , we typed the same damn thing!!!! now that's funny. two great minds running in the same gutter!!!!! LOL........

[Just Thinking]

Reagan wrote:

I don't believe this when I wrote my comment 'JUST THINKINGS' comment hadn't shown up yet on my commputer , we typed the same damn thing!!!! now that's funny. two great minds running in the same gutter!!!!! LOL........

Is there an echo in here? Truly amazing.

[metoo]

wonder if he had trouble going thru metal detectors and if anyone searched him

[inboxnews]

This guy was interviewed on KFI today and he said his grandchildren were afraid of him, and wouldn't sit on his lap. http://www.inboxnews.com/story/533/ LOL

[metoo]

would you? lol

inboxnews wrote:

This guy was interviewed on KFI today and he said his grandchildren were afraid of him, and wouldn't sit on his lap. http://www.inboxnews.com/story/533/ LOL

[Reagan]

inboxnews wrote:

This guy was interviewed on KFI today and he said his grandchildren were afraid of him, and wouldn't sit on his lap. http://www.inboxnews.com/story/533/ LOL

LOL!! Yeah I would be to if I was a child!!

[Mexican Hillbilly]

Reagan wrote:

<quoted text> LOL!! Yeah I would be to if I was a child!!

I am a retired engineer and wondered what other uses can you come up with other than a walking coat rack or donut holder.

[Reagan]

Mexican Hillbilly wrote:

<quoted text> I am a retired engineer and wondered what other uses can you come up with other than a walking coat rack or donut holder.

Hmmmm, let's see a tie rack or a place to hang your hat or even a picture. I imagine he should probably be in the Guiness Book of World Records.

[MrBill]

Debbysnack wrote:

<quoted text>
So very true! Geesh ~ I really feel sorry for him! He's still stuck with it and will have to have a closed casket service when he passes on. Oh, lol, tehehe. <(subdued amusement)

Deus ex machina

[MrBill]

inboxnews wrote:

This guy was interviewed on KFI today and he said his grandchildren were afraid of him, and wouldn't sit on his lap. http://www.inboxnews.com/story/533/ LOL

Grams has wood! Gramps has wood.....Gramps has wood!

[MrBill]

Mexican Hillbilly wrote:

<quoted text> I am a retired engineer and wondered what other uses can you come up with other than a walking coat rack or donut holder.

GOOD JOBS:
Footman....
Champion nude body surfer.
Lifeguard.
Tokyo subway stuffer

BAD JOBS:
Dance instructor
Lion tamer
Stamp press operator
Tokyo subway stuffer.

[Matilda]

MrBill wrote:

<quoted text>
GOOD JOBS:
Footman....
Champion nude body surfer.
Lifeguard.
Tokyo subway stuffer
BAD JOBS:
Dance instructor
Lion tamer
Stamp press operator
Tokyo subway stuffer.

More 'good' jobs:

A hitching rail outside an old hotel.
A Birds Perch.
A towel drying rail.
A Baseball Bat.
Gee I am wondering though how long his old fella is????? The mind boggles!!!:):):);)