Man made up story that got him pizza

Feb 1, 2013 Full story: WDTN-TV Dayton 8

A Montana man whose tearful reluctance to rob a pizza restaurant earned him free food apparently made up the sob story that gained him the clerk's sympathy.

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#1 Feb 1, 2013
Who would have thunk it?
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#2 Feb 1, 2013
wow that was some delivery [soliloquy]

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#3 Feb 1, 2013
A great way to score a pizza, no matter how you slice it.

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#5 Feb 1, 2013
I love this story because for once a guy got a buttload of free pepperoni and the story didn't involve being a ferrerman
Donkey Estonkey

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#7 Feb 1, 2013
Changed gears.., professional!

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#8 Feb 2, 2013
I would hate to see what he would do for a Klondike Bar.

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#9 Feb 2, 2013
Looks like he'll be switching from sliced pepperoni to an unsliced salami.
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#10 Feb 2, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Looks like he'll be switching from sliced pepperoni to an unsliced salami.
Another jailhouse dick joke?

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