Police: Man urinated on people near UF campus

Mar 6, 2014 Read more: WTLV 21

Police: Man urinated on people near UF campus on firstcoastnews.com: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/weird/2014/03/06/man-urinated-on-university-of-florida-campus/6113203/ GAINESVILLE, Fla.

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“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#1 Mar 6, 2014
Everyone was pissed on and pissed off.

“Merry Christmas”

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Hamilton, OH

#2 Mar 6, 2014
Puts a whole new meaning to the term piss on you.
Sen Rick Saintpornum

Philadelphia, PA

#3 Mar 6, 2014
As defense attorney I hope and presume the police will not try to trickle my client into making a false confession.
hou

Satellite Provider

#4 Mar 6, 2014
Sexy
Univ of FL Grad

Philadelphia, PA

#5 Mar 6, 2014
Once those floodgators open it's hard to stop the stream....

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#6 Mar 6, 2014
I imagine the lawsuits over this will start to trickle in. I do hope the cops will flush him out.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#7 Mar 6, 2014
White Fire wrote:
Puts a whole new meaning to the term piss on you.
I am sure everyone wishes he'd just piss off!
Law Enforcement

Natchitoches, LA

#8 Mar 6, 2014
If urine the vicinity and witness this crime occurring, please report it immediately.
Boner

Pittsburgh, PA

#9 Mar 6, 2014
Piss on all of them in Florida.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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#10 Mar 6, 2014
Boner wrote:
Piss on all of them in Florida.
You know what the entire state is shaped like...
Gorton

Norwood, PA

#11 Mar 8, 2014
A waiter at the Olive Garden near Tyson's Corner used to do stuff like this too.
Boner

Horsham, PA

#12 Apr 6, 2014
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Boner

Horsham, PA

#13 Apr 6, 2014
Sen Rick Saintpornum wrote:
As defense attorney I hope and presume the police will not try to trickle my client into making a false confession.
He had Santorum on his member.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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#14 Apr 6, 2014
Boner wrote:
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
He did both to others.

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AND I LIKE WHAT I DO!!!!!!!!!!

#15 Apr 6, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
You know what the entire state is shaped like...
A panhandle??

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#16 Apr 6, 2014
If he was smart he would of dropped a harmless, steaming load in the grass like LB used to do...

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#17 Apr 6, 2014
FTW Forever wrote:
<quoted text>A panhandle??
Okay, shouldn't have said entire state then, since I was referring to everything but the panhandle. Somewhere between Homestead and Flamingo should be the urethra. The Keys, along with US 1 when observed from a map appear as a urine stream.

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Defense Lawyer

Medford, NY

#18 Apr 7, 2014
"Your honor, my client was merely cleaning these people up......have you actually seen UF students lately?? Filthy."

“A Time for laughter and ...”

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A Time to be candid.

#19 Apr 7, 2014
Puuuuleaze !!!

Don't 'pee' on my boot and tell me it's raining. You can't
kid this PRO kidder ... kids, of all ages;)
The Optimist

Medford, NY

#20 Apr 8, 2014
Just be thankful he didn't chit on everyone.

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