Sleeping With Teddybears

Level 1

Since: Mar 12

O Neill, NE

#43 Mar 20, 2012
I sleep with a loaded .45.

Sometimes, late at night, when I'm feeling lonely and I don't think anybody's listening... I like to caress it. Talk to it. Tell it what a good little .45 it is.

Sometimes it responds by shooting a hole through my pillow, through my bedroom wall, and into my neighbor down the hall's bathroom.

It's a naughty little .45 sometimes.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#44 Mar 20, 2012
Easy A wrote:
Sleeping with teddy bears and other little furry friends ease the pains and night away...
Hey whatever floats anyone's boat - but when you make that "flotation" public, you have to expect a little bit of pointing and chuckling.

That's life. When you wear your emotions (and fetishes) on your sleeve, you're bound to get a little feedback you may not like. Too bad. Grow up and live with it.
BluesCat1980

Lena, IL

#45 Mar 20, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>Hey whatever floats anyone's boat - but when you make that "flotation" public, you have to expect a little bit of pointing and chuckling.

That's life. When you wear your emotions (and fetishes) on your sleeve, you're bound to get a little feedback you may not like. Too bad. Grow up and live with it.
Dr. Dirty.....sleeping with teddybears isn't a fetish. It's been proven 35% of ALL men sleep with stuffed animals. This conversation has nothing to do with sexual activity with plushies.
BluesCat1980

Lena, IL

#46 Mar 20, 2012
Laura Beffy wrote:
<quoted text>I think it is a problem if teddy bears are slept with after about 15. It is really creepy to me. Do you feck those Teddy bears too ? If you are more interested in stuffed animals than real people to snuggle with after 18...It's a real problem. Wash that bear please. Cume stains and smells turn other stuffed animals off. lol (people)
Sometimes there's a bigger reason behind why people sleep with stuffed animals. Like me, I was raped, molested, and abused as a child. The only things I had were my stuffed animals as friends. I was in 17 different foster homes from the time that I was six months old the time I was nine years old. I kept moving around because of the way I was abused. And when I was a child, I always slept with stuffed animals. So now, I still do it for comfort. You have to understand some things before judging them.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#47 Mar 20, 2012
BluesCat1980 wrote:
<quoted text>
Dr. Dirty.....sleeping with teddybears isn't a fetish. It's been proven 35% of ALL men sleep with stuffed animals. This conversation has nothing to do with sexual activity with plushies.
Statistics just make it funnier!
Laura Beffy

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#48 Mar 20, 2012
BluesCat1980 wrote:
<quoted text>
Dr. Dirty.....sleeping with teddybears isn't a fetish. It's been proven 35% of ALL men sleep with stuffed animals. This conversation has nothing to do with sexual activity with plushies.
Plushies ? LOL...thats sick
BluesCat1980

Lena, IL

#49 Mar 20, 2012
Easy A wrote:
Sleeping with teddy bears and other little furry friends ease the pains and night away...
See, you get it.

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Since: Feb 12

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#50 Mar 20, 2012
Bluescat - I'm assuming you started this - probably to find out why you still sleep with your teddy bear. Obviously you don't want to be called gay, sissy or a mental case.
In your last comment, I think you answered 'why'. It is to find comfort and feel safe. Now that you are a man you seem confused about it. It sounds like you need to talk with a professional who can help you get it clear in your own mind if you are normal or not.
You became defensive when these annonymous people started making jokes about something that is serious to you. "Don't throw pearls before swine!" From their comments you can tell that it isn't a commonly accepted pratice.
This is an important subject for you. I would suggest that you not read anymore of their comments and go talk with your doctor.
BluesCat1980

Lena, IL

#51 Mar 20, 2012
quilterqueen wrote:
Bluescat - I'm assuming you started this - probably to find out why you still sleep with your teddy bear. Obviously you don't want to be called gay, sissy or a mental case.
In your last comment, I think you answered 'why'. It is to find comfort and feel safe. Now that you are a man you seem confused about it. It sounds like you need to talk with a professional who can help you get it clear in your own mind if you are normal or not.
You became defensive when these annonymous people started making jokes about something that is serious to you. "Don't throw pearls before swine!" From their comments you can tell that it isn't a commonly accepted pratice.
This is an important subject for you. I would suggest that you not read anymore of their comments and go talk with your doctor.
Go talk with my doctor? In other words, go see a psychiatrist? Which in turn tells me, you think I'm crazy.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#52 Mar 20, 2012
BluesCat1980 wrote:
<quoted text>
Go talk with my doctor? In other words, go see a psychiatrist? Which in turn tells me, you think I'm crazy.
Have you had this condition long? What started it? Why do you think you do this?

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#53 Mar 21, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
Statistics just make it funnier!
tee hee,

I shouldn't be laughing...but this is a good read here!!

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#54 Mar 21, 2012
Debra27 wrote:
<quoted text>
tee hee,
I shouldn't be laughing...but this is a good read here!!
Shame on you Darlin :) Laughing is better than crying
Sam

Buffalo, NY

#55 Mar 21, 2012
WTF????
Sam

Buffalo, NY

#56 Mar 21, 2012
BluesCat1980 wrote:
<quoted text>
Sometimes there's a bigger reason behind why people sleep with stuffed animals. Like me, I was raped, molested, and abused as a child. The only things I had were my stuffed animals as friends. I was in 17 different foster homes from the time that I was six months old the time I was nine years old. I kept moving around because of the way I was abused. And when I was a child, I always slept with stuffed animals. So now, I still do it for comfort. You have to understand some things before judging them.
Fairyman????

That would certainly explain the spanking fetish, I guess...

“Truth + context + perspective”

Since: Nov 09

informs against BS

#57 Mar 21, 2012
-Topicks Puppet Show- wrote:
Hmmmmmm
A guy that goes by the name Bluecat and is from Jacksonville Florida that also sleeps with Teddy Bears.
Is this Tim Tebow?
A lot of people read too quickly.

This cat has an ISP from Jacksonville, ILLINOIS.

“Truth + context + perspective”

Since: Nov 09

informs against BS

#58 Mar 21, 2012
BluesCat1980 wrote:
<quoted text>
First off in that post about plushophilia I said time and time again......I DON'T GET SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH MY STUFFED ANIMALS! I wish you'd quit saying that I do. Being funny is one thing, but continually trying to piss me off is another issue. Secondly, you need a hobby instead of trolling people.
"Secondly, you need a hobby instead of trolling people."

NOW you're talkin' the language of quite a few of this bunch. They'll starting writing real serious about that.

The two threads you have started here that I am aware of are offbeat topics, and fit Offbeat criteria. How you want to play it is up to you.
Sam

Buffalo, NY

#59 Mar 21, 2012
Deer Whisperer wrote:
<quoted text>
"Secondly, you need a hobby instead of trolling people."
NOW you're talkin' the language of quite a few of this bunch. They'll starting writing real serious about that.
The two threads you have started here that I am aware of are offbeat topics, and fit Offbeat criteria. How you want to play it is up to you.
Leave the poor Fairyman alone!!!! Can't you see Topix is all that he has???? Well that, and Trolling 4 Obama (and the occasional stuffed sheep).

Besides, I'm the only one authorized to give the guy sh!t.

I'll send leosnana over to help you with your sentence structure...

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#60 Mar 21, 2012
BluesCat1980 wrote:
<quoted text>
Okay Yogi. Let's keep this on the serious side please.
You wanna have a serious talk about sleeping with Teddy bears? Do you have any idea how ignorant that sounds?

“Truth + context + perspective”

Since: Nov 09

informs against BS

#61 Mar 21, 2012
Sam wrote:
<quoted text>Leave the poor Fairyman alone!!!! Can't you see Topix is all that he has???? Well that, and Trolling 4 Obama (and the occasional stuffed sheep).
Besides, I'm the only one authorized to give the guy sh!t.
I'll send leosnana over to help you with your sentence structure...
You need to read slower.

You're not authorized to do .. sh!t

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#62 Mar 21, 2012
BluesCat1980 wrote:
I'm getting sick and tired of posting something serious, when everyone on here just makes a joke about everything. It's really getting on my damn nerves. And if it doesn't stop, I plan on taking further action to the administrators of this site.
Are you aware that you have no legal obligation to post here? If humor offends you so much, perhaps offbeat isn't the place for you.

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