TV shows, Crotch Shots & Cameltoes

TV shows, Crotch Shots & Cameltoes

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Crampeasy

United States

#1 Jan 26, 2009
If TV networks, producers & such want us to watch a show all the way throughout, why do they show us these images? I just watched a show tonight (7 pm CST) and they showed this chick squatting and gave a perfect crotch shot. I began to wonder what was behind that material & began to rub my crotch. Before I knew it, I was on my computer, surfing the web for such shots. I ended up masturbating for almost 45 minutes. Yah, I came & spewed my jizz all over the place -- and it was great -- but I missed the show. Worst is, I forgot to set my DVR. I do this every time I see such a shot. Why can't the networks put in something at the beginning alerting us these images are going to be broadcast? That way, when I go off to play with myself, I won't miss the show...

Crampeasy
skipper

Gracewood, GA

#2 Jan 26, 2009
Crampeasy wrote:
If TV networks, producers & such want us to watch a show all the way throughout, why do they show us these images? I just watched a show tonight (7 pm CST) and they showed this chick squatting and gave a perfect crotch shot. I began to wonder what was behind that material & began to rub my crotch. Before I knew it, I was on my computer, surfing the web for such shots. I ended up masturbating for almost 45 minutes. Yah, I came & spewed my jizz all over the place -- and it was great -- but I missed the show. Worst is, I forgot to set my DVR. I do this every time I see such a shot. Why can't the networks put in something at the beginning alerting us these images are going to be broadcast? That way, when I go off to play with myself, I won't miss the show...
Crampeasy
If you have to wonder whats behind the material of a pair of pants that a woman is wearing..then I suggest you go back to school for a refresher course in Biology.

“Truth, Justice”

Since: Dec 07

and the American Way

#3 Jan 26, 2009
skipper wrote:
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If you have to wonder whats behind the material of a pair of pants that a woman is wearing..then I suggest you go back to school for a refresher course in Biology.
ROTFLMAO
Richards Gere

Huntington, NY

#5 Jan 27, 2009
Cripplehard wrote:
I think you are sick. Someone should rip off your pisser, throw it on the ground and stomp on it. Stomp on it 'til it's busted. Busted all broken. Then you'd have to get an artificial pisser. And what the hell kind of name is Crampeasy? Who would name their kid Crampeasy? You should change your name. That name sucks. And you shouldn't masturbate so much. Try sticking a plunger handle up your ass. It will reduce the desire to masturbate.
Cripplehard
Uh.....regarding the plunger, I disagree with you, it's actually a turn-on.
Quagmire

Orange Park, FL

#6 Jan 27, 2009
ummm....so far I have come across two of your posts. Each one suggested grabbing a guy by his pecker and either swinging him by it or pulling it off. You my friend have a sick fantasy and I wish for you to stay at least 100yds away from me at all times.
Cripplehard wrote:
I think you are sick. Someone should rip off your pisser, throw it on the ground and stomp on it. Stomp on it 'til it's busted. Busted all broken. Then you'd have to get an artificial pisser. And what the hell kind of name is Crampeasy? Who would name their kid Crampeasy? You should change your name. That name sucks. And you shouldn't masturbate so much. Try sticking a plunger handle up your ass. It will reduce the desire to masturbate.
Cripplehard
DILF

Huntington, NY

#7 Jan 27, 2009
Quagmire wrote:
ummm....so far I have come across two of your posts. Each one suggested grabbing a guy by his pecker and either swinging him by it or pulling it off. You my friend have a sick fantasy and I wish for you to stay at least 100yds away from me at all times.
<quoted text>
lol....What's that matter Quags? Are you getting motion sickness just thinking about it?

This guy is a piece of work eh?
Quagmire

Orange Park, FL

#8 Jan 27, 2009
I am very protective of my junk. You might say I have an attachment to it. We have been through a lot over the years.
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
lol....What's that matter Quags? Are you getting motion sickness just thinking about it?
This guy is a piece of work eh?
Richard Simmons

Buffalo, NY

#9 Jan 27, 2009
Crampeasy wrote:
If TV networks, producers & such want us to watch a show all the way throughout, why do they show us these images? I just watched a show tonight (7 pm CST) and they showed this chick squatting and gave a perfect crotch shot. I began to wonder what was behind that material & began to rub my crotch. Before I knew it, I was on my computer, surfing the web for such shots. I ended up masturbating for almost 45 minutes. Yah, I came & spewed my jizz all over the place -- and it was great -- but I missed the show. Worst is, I forgot to set my DVR. I do this every time I see such a shot. Why can't the networks put in something at the beginning alerting us these images are going to be broadcast? That way, when I go off to play with myself, I won't miss the show...
Crampeasy
Hi hi, Cramps! You should get some of my videos!
Porkingpie

Schenectady, NY

#10 Apr 22, 2009
Actually shoving a plunger up your butt can be awesome. I bought this great one that has many bulbs on the handle and it feels great sliding in and out of my poop shoot! It was part of a famous gay celeb's design line and I'm telling you not only is it great for ramming the poop out of your toilet but it is also great for pumping your deuce hole! I plan on buying a ton of these to give to family and friends for Xmas. That way everyone I know can enjoy this dual action turd pumper! Alright I'm off to give a seminar on clandestine turd pinching. Peace out!!

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