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“False Prophet”

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Since: Jan 08

hamilton

#760 Jan 16, 2013
Time & Space is ma hero

“walkin', fishin', the liberry”

Since: Jun 08

...i like 'em all....

#761 Jan 16, 2013
...i'll be at the walmart on the morrow....i hope i get that good parkin' place by the cart return....maybe that reeaaalll FAT lady will be there sittin' in that cart in the MIDDLE OF THE AISLE refusin' to move....such consideration of us bipedal creatures....

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Since: Sep 12

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#762 Jan 18, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...i'll be at the walmart on the morrow....i hope i get that good parkin' place by the cart return....maybe that reeaaalll FAT lady will be there sittin' in that cart in the MIDDLE OF THE AISLE refusin' to move....such consideration of us bipedal creatures....
Now that I know your scrawny hinnie will be shopping on Fridays, I'll make it a point to waddle my wide sided shopping buggy there on Saturdays. LOL ;-)
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#763 Jan 18, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...i'll be at the walmart on the morrow....i hope i get that good parkin' place by the cart return....maybe that reeaaalll FAT lady will be there sittin' in that cart in the MIDDLE OF THE AISLE refusin' to move....such consideration of us bipedal creatures....
OMG. I try to always park by a cart return. I thought I was the only one...

Last week I was standing in the soup aisle probably a foot out from the shelves and this severely overweight lady came roundin the corner ridin one of those electric scooter carts and she stopped a foot from me and stared, giving me this nasty look like get outta my way. Now the whole aisle behind me was open, I'm pretty thin, don't take up much space, and I was just wanted to decide which soup I wanted but she sat there and stared me down until I moved out of her way so she could proceed down the aisle. She could have went around me but nooooooo inconvenience me because she's in a scooter and is entitled. Bull crap!

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#764 Jan 18, 2013
LOLz wrote:
<quoted text>OMG. I try to always park by a cart return. I thought I was the only one...
Last week I was standing in the soup aisle probably a foot out from the shelves and this severely overweight lady came roundin the corner ridin one of those electric scooter carts and she stopped a foot from me and stared, giving me this nasty look like get outta my way. Now the whole aisle behind me was open, I'm pretty thin, don't take up much space, and I was just wanted to decide which soup I wanted but she sat there and stared me down until I moved out of her way so she could proceed down the aisle. She could have went around me but nooooooo inconvenience me because she's in a scooter and is entitled. Bull crap!
Not really that different that the guy who rides bumpers. I am in the slow lane doing more than the speed limit and here he/she is right on my bumper.

If I speed up they speed up and still ride my bumper. Finally they go around and when them do usually they go a couple of lanes over and then turn or leave the expressway. They never needed the lane I was in at all.......

“Grab all the good”

Level 5

Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#765 Jan 18, 2013
Tiger Lilly wrote:
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Not really that different that the guy who rides bumpers. I am in the slow lane doing more than the speed limit and here he/she is right on my bumper.
If I speed up they speed up and still ride my bumper. Finally they go around and when them do usually they go a couple of lanes over and then turn or leave the expressway. They never needed the lane I was in at all.......
Good morning Tiger :)

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#766 Jan 18, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning Tiger :)
Good morning Denny!!!

:)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#767 Jan 18, 2013
Let nor tell ya, I FEEL like I am in another dimension when shopping there.. I think it's the TALL Ceilings...

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Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#768 Jan 18, 2013
One nice deal at Walmart yesterday, a big package of day old, little white donuts for $1.80......a chubby boy's, dream come true....lol...
Paul Liet

Medford, NY

#769 Jan 18, 2013
LOLz wrote:
<quoted text>OMG. I try to always park by a cart return. I thought I was the only one...
Last week I was standing in the soup aisle probably a foot out from the shelves and this severely overweight lady came roundin the corner ridin one of those electric scooter carts and she stopped a foot from me and stared, giving me this nasty look like get outta my way. Now the whole aisle behind me was open, I'm pretty thin, don't take up much space, and I was just wanted to decide which soup I wanted but she sat there and stared me down until I moved out of her way so she could proceed down the aisle. She could have went around me but nooooooo inconvenience me because she's in a scooter and is entitled. Bull crap!
You should have politely stepped aside and let her pass......and then throw a can of soup at her.

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#770 Jan 18, 2013
Paul Liet wrote:
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You should have politely stepped aside and let her pass......and then throw a can of soup at her.
Yeah, but it has to be done in a way that the cameras don't "see" it.

If not, we will be posting about the whole thing here at Offbeat.

TL's prayer: Oh Lord, please don't let me do anything so offbeat that the people of Offbeat get to post about the offbeat thing I did........

“walkin', fishin', the liberry”

Since: Jun 08

...i like 'em all....

#771 Jan 18, 2013
LOLz wrote:
<quoted text>OMG. I try to always park by a cart return. I thought I was the only one...
Last week I was standing in the soup aisle probably a foot out from the shelves and this severely overweight lady came roundin the corner ridin one of those electric scooter carts and she stopped a foot from me and stared, giving me this nasty look like get outta my way. Now the whole aisle behind me was open, I'm pretty thin, don't take up much space, and I was just wanted to decide which soup I wanted but she sat there and stared me down until I moved out of her way so she could proceed down the aisle. She could have went around me but nooooooo inconvenience me because she's in a scooter and is entitled. Bull crap!
...she usually shops on wednesdays.....

“Pancakes and eggs...”

Level 4

Since: Jan 10

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#772 Jan 18, 2013
I know you're trying to make fun of me and my spelling..

I know goodness well you know how to spell 'Wednsday'...

Your just trying to urk me on...but that's ok...

Level 7

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#773 Jan 19, 2013
Paul Liet wrote:
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You should have politely stepped aside and let her pass......and then throw a can of soup at her.
Yes...a can of Campbells, Cream of Shrimp soup, as walmart is one of the last places, you can get it.....makes a killer dip for the big games.....lol...

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#774 Jan 19, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
I know you're trying to make fun of me and my spelling..
I know goodness well you know how to spell 'Wednsday'...
Your just trying to urk me on...but that's ok...
Two words for you, spell checker.......

“Pancakes and eggs...”

Level 4

Since: Jan 10

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#776 Jan 19, 2013
daisy dooks wrote:
<quoted text>
Wednesday is the correct spelling
Since when did they start spelling it like that??

But you're right...I looked it up...I must of missed something over the years...

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#777 Jan 19, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
<quoted text>
Since when did they start spelling it like that??
But you're right...I looked it up...I must of missed something over the years...
Here is a hint, next time look it up first to make sure you are correct.

Or you could try the spell checker I suggested.

You know, T&S, life is for learning and when someone suggests something you might try it out. We all can learn from others.......

“Pancakes and eggs...”

Level 4

Since: Jan 10

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#779 Jan 19, 2013
daisy dooks wrote:
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It's a common mistake, I always remember it from grade school spelling bees (waaaaay before everyone was hooked on phonics) I'd remember the spelling "wed nes day" :)
Old Sam must think my brains are made of scrammbled eggs...

I told him to incorrectly spell a word, that he spelled correctly...

I keep tripping over my own shoe laces...

Even I'm scratching my own head over that one...

“walkin', fishin', the liberry”

Since: Jun 08

...i like 'em all....

#780 Jan 19, 2013
...s'ok.....no worries.....

“Pancakes and eggs...”

Level 4

Since: Jan 10

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#781 Jan 20, 2013
Ye, I guess me trying to correct someone elses spelling would be akin to Charlie Brown trying to correct an NFL punters technique...

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