“False Prophet”

Level 4

Since: Jan 08

hamilton

#653 Jan 5, 2013
Does walmart have armed guards like the banks.

Probly where the revolution is gonna start when all the Chinese appear at the tills
WhiteDevil King ofTrolls

High Springs, FL

#654 Jan 5, 2013
Laura Beffy is Hot!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#655 Jan 5, 2013
hinamanu wrote:
Does walmart have armed guards like the banks.
Probly where the revolution is gonna start when all the Chinese appear at the tills
I renminbi back when they didn't even take debit..!
WhiteDevil King ofTrolls

High Springs, FL

#656 Jan 5, 2013
WalMart is going to lay off all the American workers and replace them with chinese communists!

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#657 Jan 5, 2013
justaguess wrote:
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I renminbi back when they didn't even take debit..!
??????

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#658 Jan 5, 2013
Ferrerman wrote:
<quoted text>??????
Why are you so clueless.???...and here I thought you might actually be deft..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#659 Jan 5, 2013
... can i put this post on lay-a-way ...???

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#660 Jan 6, 2013
justaguess wrote:
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Why are you so clueless.???...and here I thought you might actually be deft..
I can't "renminbi"...

Tee hee!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#661 Jan 6, 2013
... i miss the blue-lite specials ...

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#662 Jan 6, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>
Very good point.
I agree that walking is excellent exercise.
It is wonderful that many find walking an easy way to stay in shape and take care of themselves.
For a few people however....
An hour long trip to a super center to pick up just a few items,
widely scattered over thousands of square feet,
can be a physically exhausting and painful experience.
Not every person with health/mobility problems are in need of a wheelchair, obese, or out of shape.
:-)
TT

You know they have those "Letric carts wid da basket" right?

They'll even put a wide load sign on it and have an employee follow around and pick up all the stuff that gets knocked off the shelves.

“Pancakes and eggs...”

Level 4

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#663 Jan 6, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i miss the blue-lite specials ...
everything was going just fine until you had to post this...

This is Walmart their talking about...not Kmart...

Please don't make that mistake again...

Kmart has the blue light specials...not Walmart...

Walmart has never ever had a blue light special...ok...

good grief...

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#664 Jan 6, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
<quoted text>
everything was going just fine until you had to post this...
This is Walmart their talking about...not Kmart...
Please don't make that mistake again...
Kmart has the blue light specials...not Walmart...
Walmart has never ever had a blue light special...ok...
good grief...
They got dem letrik karts too?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#665 Jan 6, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i miss the blue-lite specials ...
...I miss the blue plate specials at Woolworths...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#666 Jan 6, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...I miss the blue plate specials at Woolworths...
... me too but im fraid ta say anything and get yelled at again ... glad i didn't say anything bout twin fair,maxums our big bear stores ... after were done lets go let the parakeets out and put the turtles in the goldfish tank ...

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#667 Jan 6, 2013
...stfu....yewl piss that other guy off.....

__________

i'd druther be in walmarts than any jail in missippi.

“Where DO missing socks go?”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

They run away to join the show

#668 Jan 6, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... me too but im fraid ta say anything and get yelled at again ... glad i didn't say anything bout twin fair,maxums our big bear stores ... after were done lets go let the parakeets out and put the turtles in the goldfish tank ...
Ahahahahah!

Put your hands over your eyes and you can't see her yelling.

Remember the Neopolitan ice cream sandwiches?

Ordering a fountain cherry Coke or 7up at the counter?
Sam

Hoffman Estates, IL

#669 Jan 6, 2013
-Topicks Puppet Show- wrote:
<quoted text>Ahahahahah!
Put your hands over your eyes and you can't see her yelling.
Remember the Neopolitan ice cream sandwiches?
Ordering a fountain cherry Coke or 7up at the counter?
Judge Andrew Neopolitan is my favorite. I could just eat him up!

“Where DO missing socks go?”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

They run away to join the show

#670 Jan 6, 2013
Neapolitans is already ate up all by himself

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#671 Jan 7, 2013
Some Nutjob wrote:
<quoted text>
TT
You know they have those "Letric carts wid da basket" right?
They'll even put a wide load sign on it and have an employee follow around and pick up all the stuff that gets knocked off the shelves.
LOL, thanks for the tip SNJ.
When I have to shop there I wear my roller blade sneakers.

That way I can dash through the store;
side swipe the granny's blocking aisles,
run over the toes of tantrum throwing, screaming kids,
and do most of the shopping out of other peoples carts.

Other customers seem to appreciate it.

Am always hearing yells and whistles when it's time to check out and go.
;-p

“In The Wind”

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#672 Jan 7, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL, thanks for the tip SNJ.
When I have to shop there I wear my roller blade sneakers.
That way I can dash through the store;
side swipe the granny's blocking aisles,
run over the toes of tantrum throwing, screaming kids,
and do most of the shopping out of other peoples carts.
Other customers seem to appreciate it.
Am always hearing yells and whistles when it's time to check out and go.
;-p
Wal-mart Roller Derby is the best, especially if they're having a family reunion on aisle seven. Jamming the whole pack and scoring points is how I go about it, of course I go by sporting goods and grab some elbow/knee pads and a helmet before plotting targets, safety first is my motto.

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