“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#571 Jan 1, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
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First off...if you ever actually bother to read my posts...you would know I'm from the Pacific North West...that's no where near Detroit...
Strike one against you...
And second...I don't Pawn stuff...I'll give stuff away before I'll pawn it...thank you...
shit,
this one could be a neighbor...got 'logger' attire?

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#572 Jan 1, 2013
oldsugar wrote:
Just read back on some of the comments ? WHAT ??? Check the topic !
Keep up Chicka. You're in Offbeat, rules don't always apply, and tight asses are squeaked out by ridicule.

It also helps if you screen name is not so gender natural or sexually explicit. Not that we care.

SNJ

“Mrs_E”

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Since: Apr 08

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#573 Jan 1, 2013
Some Nutjob wrote:
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You never sent me the pics we took that day.
We've really have to stop drinking before we go there on a rainy day.
Even the folks in housewares are following us around now. That might have stemmed from when you grabbed that knife and started dancing around and singing "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet...", one of your best gigs to date. I know you'll try to do a better one, we haven't been kicked out of lawn and garden yet... YET!
I have a plan for that, visit the meat department first, crap I've already said too much. Don't forget to bring your BLUE vest this time. the Red one was funny but we're going to Wally World this time. Target we have to let cool off for a while after you pulled off that underware fashion show with the senior citizens. I'm still laughing about that one, and it's been a month or so.
Meet me in the beer/wine isle and we'll talk about it for an hour or two. I'll pay for the cab this time. I owe you that.
Well I tried to send the pics, but they kept them at the post office....I think they are on utube, or photobucket now or sumpin...
I thot Target was over our indescrepancies? I mean, we did do a special little dance for them at their Christmas party....
If I visit you in the meat department Ill get to wear my Lady GaGa dress.. exciting,, but we should do that before,,the beer/wine isle..thats where we get into "trouble"
I thot the seniors liked my drawers???? hmm,,,,,
You do owe me.. but whos keeping score?:)
K, Im going to bed,, need my rest for all the plans you have!!

“start thinkin' now, then VOTE!”

Since: Jun 08

....re-elect no one.......

#574 Jan 1, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
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shit,
this one could be a neighbor...got 'logger' attire?
...what color plaid is 'en vogue' this year.....and what color suspenders......?

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#575 Jan 1, 2013
... again with the lumberjacks ... what did one scare ya when you were little ...

“Pancakes and eggs...”

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#576 Jan 1, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
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shit,
this one could be a neighbor...got 'logger' attire?
I had to work around loggers once...serving them...big azz scary brutes...

In the Everett, WA area...

But now I realize they're nothing more than hard working Teddy Bears...

“Pancakes and eggs...”

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Since: Jan 10

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#577 Jan 1, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
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oh sweet Jesus,
you hate/despise this place and shop there...why?
maybe so you have something to kvetch about.
I shop there at times only cause they're convient and close...and sell convient things that no other place sells anymore...accept maybe dollar stores...and please don't get me started about those places...

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#578 Jan 1, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
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I had to work around loggers once...serving them...big azz scary brutes...
In the Everett, WA area...
But now I realize they're nothing more than hard working Teddy Bears...
whew....not even close. thanks.

Since: Jun 09

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#579 Jan 1, 2013
How 'bout them Dollar stores?

“start thinkin' now, then VOTE!”

Since: Jun 08

....re-elect no one.......

#580 Jan 1, 2013
...or Deals...or Dollar General.....they all gots summa my money....

“Pancakes and eggs...”

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Since: Jan 10

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#581 Jan 1, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
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oh sweet Jesus,
you hate/despise this place and shop there...why?
maybe so you have something to kvetch about.
I shop there at times cause they're convient and close...

i suppose the next step down would be Craigslist...

And the last thing i purchased from Craigslist...when i showed up at their place...the family resembled the family from 'The Hills Have Eyes'...

http://media.theiapolis.com/e5/h6O/i8A/mDWT/r...

Not something i will do any time again soon...

“start thinkin' now, then VOTE!”

Since: Jun 08

....re-elect no one.......

#582 Jan 1, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... again with the lumberjacks ... what did one scare ya when you were little ...
...i've never really been 'little'.....but the shipyard had its share of green/red/blue plaid flannel shirts and yella/red/orange suspenders...still got summa mine....and a functional pair of steel-toed rubber boots.....not much dry about a drydock......

“Standin' In A”

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Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#583 Jan 1, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
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I had to work around loggers once...serving them...big azz scary brutes...
In the Everett, WA area...
But now I realize they're nothing more than hard working Teddy Bears...
I worked in the Valsetz Oregon plywood mill for a week during spring vacation, I think 1973.
Stayed in a place with some loggers. What a week.
No Walmart there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valsetz,_Oregon

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#584 Jan 1, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Do you happen to have a Skillsaw that you're not using? I was hoping for one for Christmas but didn't get it.<sigh>...
ha ha ha with or with out

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#585 Jan 1, 2013
Ferrerman wrote:
How 'bout them Dollar stores?
the dollars stores are where you go to buy things you don't need

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#586 Jan 1, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...or Deals...or Dollar General.....they all gots summa my money....
here is the funny part , they also have a shop lifting prob, a dollar store

“Pancakes and eggs...”

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#587 Jan 1, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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the dollars stores are where you go to buy things you don't need
Dollar stores were created to replace all the small town ma and pop stores that were put out of business by Walmart...

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#588 Jan 1, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
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Dollar stores were created to replace all the small town ma and pop stores that were put out of business by Walmart...
Very true.
Who wants to walk two acres to find and buy a tube of glue, scissors or hair accessories?

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#589 Jan 1, 2013
dollar store are created for third world countries to trade in the us ....

MOM/POP is and outdated element of the times
like the wagon train a very important part of America growing

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#590 Jan 1, 2013
reebie wrote:
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Well I tried to send the pics, but they kept them at the post office....I think they are on utube, or photobucket now or sumpin...
I thot Target was over our indescrepancies? I mean, we did do a special little dance for them at their Christmas party....
If I visit you in the meat department Ill get to wear my Lady GaGa dress.. exciting,, but we should do that before,,the beer/wine isle..thats where we get into "trouble"
I thot the seniors liked my drawers???? hmm,,,,,
You do owe me.. but whos keeping score?:)
K, Im going to bed,, need my rest for all the plans you have!!
Shhhhhhh! You're going to blow it! Never mind, we'll talk later.

Didn't you get that powerpoint I sent? I planned a day out of it.

Not to be redundant, we'll start at the bakey with a free cup of coffe and a day old crossant.

Go to the frozen section where the lady is handing out the Jimmey Dean breakfast sausage samichwiches,(no cheese for you, learned our lesson last time) breakfast sauge n cheeze for me. I'll be needin that later. While we're there, take the empty shipping boxes and set um a side, I'll explain this later, unless you got th funday.PPT file.

Now we take our vest and the empty JD boxes and her cart and head for the wine isle. WiNe up the boxes, or take the box wibe, circle back to the cheeze isile, get some and pick up come loose meat and crackers and here is the brilnat, brailnent, genius part of the plan; take it to the Mens chainging room. Men don't try clothes on, they walk in buy and leave.

So about that time it should be break time, so we head to the break room. When the cool and old hippie folks go outside for a smoke, go with them, some a hootie or two and when the breaks over head towards the mens dressing yoom but not before swingin by the paper section to pick up the plates and napicons.

Once were at the dressing room have a little party, and try not to blow it by makin 2 much noize. Take a nap on the floor no pins in there. Updte PPT file to include pillows and breathright stips for you. I had some pillows (thanks), felt bad for you. Passed out anyway.

When we woke up I had my hand in your pants and you had yours in mine. I asked what happended, you said we took a shortcut though the ladies department and saw some yo liked and when I said something you said shut up. Then you picked me out pants you liked.

Leaving them there was the best thing to do, good call. Then we undressed from our ble smocks and started shoppin fi dinner.

Got what we needed (ref PPT file for details for the rest of it.)

Everybody is going to be wondering where you blew it, go ahead and tell them.

I'll tell'em! It was at Kohls! They don't sell food or alcohol.

xo Reebie ;D

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