“What did you expect? ”

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#550 Jan 1, 2013
Korny Kat wrote:
Radio show host talks to a typical Wal-Mart liberal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =wacfY-w0VjcXX
Wow! Welfare check, Obahma stash and whatnot. That was Savage.

The Conservatives give time, liberals spend 8 minutes stepping on Conservative. Who'da thunk it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

KK - We're officailly courting now.

“Pancakes and eggs...”

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#551 Jan 1, 2013
Some Nutjob wrote:
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Wow! That was one heck of a leap from my sarcasm to Matt Dillian.(5X)
How many movies has he been in with Keven Bacon?
I have to ask, you seem to be an authority on Matt Dillian.
SNJ
Yes...I suppose i can get sentimental at times...that's why I'm 'Time and Space'...I know all and am all....

And I relish the times when everyone had dreams...and relished the times when they, we, actually thought those dreams could come true...

I'm really a nice person..and just want ordinary people to be treated with respect...



Drug store cowboy intro...

“Pancakes and eggs...”

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#552 Jan 1, 2013
if any of you ever graced me in real life, you'd be pleasantly happy...

Cause I'd be the one treating you with the uttmost respect...and making you feel like a million bucks...
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#553 Jan 1, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
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You're rude...
And your posts reflect that...
You lack class and would be out of place in a high end resturant...
You need training my dear...
OO, Im sorry, thats the second time this week Ive been called mean... ouch!
Was it the poo thing?? Or patting you on the head?

Keep up the good work Billybob.....we r almost to 10,000!

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#554 Jan 1, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
Well I just got back from shopping at Walmart...
Spent about $90.00 on various items...from cosmetics to clothing...
For the most part I had no problems or issues...
Accept for one lady employee, hauling or pulling a stock cart like an ox...
They almost ran me over...so I said 'Excuse me'...and they said nothing (typical)...
So I repeated myself...'Excuse me'...
And they blurted out 'ah hu'....without acknowledging my manners...
So I mocked them, out loud...by replicating their response and behavior in a very sarcastic manner...
To make them aware how slothy their behvior was towards me...
But other than that...my experience was decent...
No greeters to wreck my shopping experience...
Good evening.
I hope this post finds you rested and recovered from your heinous shopping traumas.

Some time last spring, it came to my attention, that one of the girls in my employee had not requested a personal day off in over a year.
Imagine my horror when Accountant suggested that I owed overtime wages!

I've grown fond of this girl, and have spent a bit of time in training her well.
So well in fact, that if needed, on occasion I can lend her to a friend to work party's, banquets etc. at her usual hourly rate.
There is of course the tactic understanding that she will be tipped $20.00 after clean up when dismissed.($25.00 if it is late and the bus has stopped running.)

While giving the problem at hand a moments thought...It occurred to me that she was looking a bit shabby and bedraggled lately.
She was in need of new uniforms and we had to do something with her hair.

I asked her if she didn't have a birthday soon?
She brightened up considerably and nodded.
Saying under her breath it would be her 60th.

Aha! I could solve all these inconveniences with a trip to the Wal-Mart store.
A shopping and hair dressing day in her own environment should be a pleasure and treat for her loyal service these past 15 years.
She appeared very happy with the proposal.

I directed her to catch the bus before daylight, so as to arrive that Saturday early to finish the breakfast dishes and beds before we went out on our jaunt.......

T.B.C.?
;-)

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Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#555 Jan 1, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
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Good evening.
I hope this post finds you rested and recovered from your heinous shopping traumas.
Some time last spring, it came to my attention, that one of the girls in my employee had not requested a personal day off in over a year.
Imagine my horror when Accountant suggested that I owed overtime wages!
I've grown fond of this girl, and have spent a bit of time in training her well.
So well in fact, that if needed, on occasion I can lend her to a friend to work party's, banquets etc. at her usual hourly rate.
There is of course the tactic understanding that she will be tipped $20.00 after clean up when dismissed.($25.00 if it is late and the bus has stopped running.)
While giving the problem at hand a moments thought...It occurred to me that she was looking a bit shabby and bedraggled lately.
She was in need of new uniforms and we had to do something with her hair.
I asked her if she didn't have a birthday soon?
She brightened up considerably and nodded.
Saying under her breath it would be her 60th.
Aha! I could solve all these inconveniences with a trip to the Wal-Mart store.
A shopping and hair dressing day in her own environment should be a pleasure and treat for her loyal service these past 15 years.
She appeared very happy with the proposal.
I directed her to catch the bus before daylight, so as to arrive that Saturday early to finish the breakfast dishes and beds before we went out on our jaunt.......
T.B.C.?
;-)
You told a 60 year old woman to catch the early bus so she could do your dishes and make your bed for you? You look quite young so excuse my asking...are your f!cking arms broken?

“What did you expect? ”

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#556 Jan 1, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
if any of you ever graced me in real life, you'd be pleasantly happy...
Cause I'd be the one treating you with the uttmost respect...and making you feel like a million bucks...
T&S,

I take things and people at face value. Not always in that order.

I'm working on my third million bucks. Treating me like a million would only bring up bad memories.

And even that's because I had to give up on the first two.

Yeah, they didn't quite pan out as I expected, my new lucky number is 4 when 3 doesn't pan out.

Take me with a grain of salt (I have a lot invested in salt right now), but talk with your physician first to see if that's okay, I give enough folks high blood pressure and I won't push the salt thing until then.

SNJ

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#557 Jan 1, 2013
Dillian?...what the hell is that?...Dillon.....

“What did you expect? ”

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#558 Jan 1, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
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TT,

1. Happy New Year!
2. Hope your Christmas went well.
3. WTH have you Been?

SNJ

“Pancakes and eggs...”

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#559 Jan 1, 2013
Go Blue Forever wrote:
Dillian?...what the hell is that?...Dillon.....
Quit resisiting me!

And yes...I finally spelled 'quit' properly...

“What did you expect? ”

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#560 Jan 1, 2013
reebie wrote:
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OO, Im sorry, thats the second time this week Ive been called mean... ouch!
Was it the poo thing?? Or patting you on the head?
Keep up the good work Billybob.....we r almost to 10,000!
Reebie!

Don't say it if you don't mean it. <snicker>

Was that the third time this week? Oh, wait, that was just the word.

Buuurrrrpppp! Oh, sorry! I meant Tooooooot! Pffftttt! Ut oh! BRB!

Damn it Reebie! You had to say poo huh?

Happy New Year!

SNJ

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#562 Jan 1, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
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Quit resisiting me!
And yes...I finally spelled 'quit' properly...
What does resisiting mean? Is that a new word?
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#563 Jan 1, 2013
Some Nutjob wrote:
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Reebie!
Don't say it if you don't mean it. <snicker>
Was that the third time this week? Oh, wait, that was just the word.
Buuurrrrpppp! Oh, sorry! I meant Tooooooot! Pffftttt! Ut oh! BRB!
Damn it Reebie! You had to say poo huh?
Happy New Year!
SNJ
Hey!! SNJ !! Whats shaking!?!?!?
I know, I know,, poo,, gets em every time... whattayado?

Gosh, seeing you reminded me of all the good times we had at the WalmartS back in the day....... memories...
K, Ill be back when you are "done" yowwwwwsaaaa!!!

Happy New Year to you as well!! xo

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#564 Jan 1, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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You told a 60 year old woman to catch the early bus so she could do your dishes and make your bed for you? You look quite young so excuse my asking...are your f!cking arms broken?
LOL!
No
I'm not.
No.
;-D))

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#565 Jan 1, 2013
Some Nutjob wrote:
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TT,
1. Happy New Year!
2. Hope your Christmas went well.
3. WTH have you Been?
SNJ
1. Thank you and to you and your family also.
2. Thank you again.
3. To hell and back darlin'.
;-)'s -n- <3's

“What did you expect? ”

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Didn't even notice, did you?

#566 Jan 1, 2013
reebie wrote:
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Hey!! SNJ !! Whats shaking!?!?!?
I know, I know,, poo,, gets em every time... whattayado?
Gosh, seeing you reminded me of all the good times we had at the WalmartS back in the day....... memories...
K, Ill be back when you are "done" yowwwwwsaaaa!!!
Happy New Year to you as well!! xo
You never sent me the pics we took that day.

We've really have to stop drinking before we go there on a rainy day.

Even the folks in housewares are following us around now. That might have stemmed from when you grabbed that knife and started dancing around and singing "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet...", one of your best gigs to date. I know you'll try to do a better one, we haven't been kicked out of lawn and garden yet... YET!

I have a plan for that, visit the meat department first, crap I've already said too much. Don't forget to bring your BLUE vest this time. the Red one was funny but we're going to Wally World this time. Target we have to let cool off for a while after you pulled off that underware fashion show with the senior citizens. I'm still laughing about that one, and it's been a month or so.

Meet me in the beer/wine isle and we'll talk about it for an hour or two. I'll pay for the cab this time. I owe you that.

“Live Each Day and Have Fun !”

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Where I am at .

#567 Jan 1, 2013
Walmart not a bad store. But check out some of the custormer's ! LMAO ! WOW ! Circus !

“Live Each Day and Have Fun !”

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Where I am at .

#568 Jan 1, 2013
Just read back on some of the comments ? WHAT ??? Check the topic !

“What did you expect? ”

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#569 Jan 1, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
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1. Thank you and to you and your family also.
2. Thank you again.
3. To hell and back darlin'.
;-)'s -n- <3's
TT,

Darlin is my word/term.

Please explain what each of those are. Meaning ;-)'s and <3's.

Seen them before, didn't much care, now they are everywhere.

If you have a full dictionary (or pictinary) of them please T-Mail them to me.

Thanks - SNJ ;D (This one I think is a big smile with a wink)

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#570 Jan 1, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
Well I just got back from shopping at Walmart...
Spent about $90.00 on various items...from cosmetics to clothing...
For the most part I had no problems or issues...
Accept for one lady employee, hauling or pulling a stock cart like an ox...
They almost ran me over...so I said 'Excuse me'...and they said nothing (typical)...
So I repeated myself...'Excuse me'...
And they blurted out 'ah hu'....without acknowledging my manners...
So I mocked them, out loud...by replicating their response and behavior in a very sarcastic manner...
To make them aware how slothy their behvior was towards me...
But other than that...my experience was decent...
No greeters to wreck my shopping experience...
oh sweet Jesus,
you hate/despise this place and shop there...why?

maybe so you have something to kvetch about.

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