Why do I awaken with morning wood?

Created by Questionator on May 24, 2010

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Good dreams

nylon/polyester sheets

sleeping too close to endtable

sad my tree died

why is my pillow dented?

self defense

airing out undies

mystery of life

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Sheila

Sherman, TX

#21 May 25, 2010
Smartypantz wrote:
Careful - wood swells when wet -lol
Dangit, stop that!
running wild

Sikeston, MO

#23 Feb 4, 2014
thinking of s67 legs
Thats Why

Medford, NY

#24 Feb 4, 2014
Because you were dreaming of Jenny McCarthy.
running wild

Sikeston, MO

#25 Feb 4, 2014
No it was spirit and those legs

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#26 Feb 4, 2014
TOLD ya..to put the WOOD in the fireplace..NOT to CUDDLE it in your Bed..PERVE!!

“From Dusk To Dawn,...”

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Cruising U.S.A.

#27 Feb 4, 2014
Morning Stiffness,...Anything Like Morning Sickness?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#28 Feb 4, 2014
Do you also wake up with your ankles behind your head?

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#29 Feb 4, 2014
Be happy to awaken, the rest is arbitrary..
The Ladies Man

Medford, NY

#30 Feb 5, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
Do you also wake up with your ankles behind your head?
Which head?

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#31 Feb 5, 2014
... cause i slept like a log ...
Ted Nugent

Medford, NY

#32 Feb 5, 2014
Ladies.....FYI

Some men wake up with morning wood.

I wake up with morning steel.

8-)

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#33 Feb 5, 2014
... when i wake up my entire body is stiff ...

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Rockin' USA ;)

#34 Feb 7, 2014
REPORTED!! Sexual Nature..!!!

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