For $50, have a cup of coffee that comes from an elephant's bowels

Dec 7, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The Campbell Reporter

In the lush hills of northern Thailand, a herd of 20 elephants is excreting some of the world's most expensive coffee.

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A fuller, richer, bigger, rounder taste than you can get from coffee from a little civet's butt?

Being as how I am rather allergic to e. Coli, I prefer coffee the old fashioned way, hand picked from a coffee bush, roasted and shipped here with reasonable sanitation practices.

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Dec 7, 2012
 
This coffee tastes nutty.

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Good to the last plop?

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You'll always remember your first cup.

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aaaaaah yes a good bowel of PACHYDERM

has to tusk great

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Dec 8, 2012
 
Coffee makes me poop.

This coffee made my colon blow.

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The best part of waking up is Dumbo in your cup...
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Good 'til the last plop or was it drop?

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Bet Mrs Olsen wouldn't drink this stuff.

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Uh Clem wrote:
Bet Mrs Olsen wouldn't drink this stuff.
bet you Juan Valdez won't even harvest it..

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tallyho wrote:
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bet you Juan Valdez won't even harvest it..
Probably not, otherwise we'd see $30 cups of burro brew.

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Real ground coffee straight from the can.
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Man, this coffee tastes like shit!
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Dec 9, 2012
 
Two elephants one cup or 55 gallon drum.

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Dec 10, 2012
 
Tasted weasel coffee (a bit burnt).

Heard of civet coffee (too expensive).

Now have elephant coffee to add to the mix.

Good news is that Burro coffee is not going to be forthcoming as they tend to chew things up small.

Will stick to regular or instant (Elephant is a bit too slow brew for me).

Have a nice day: Ag

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Two elephants one cup or 55 gallon drum.
Er, elephant #2 and one cup?
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Dec 10, 2012
 
So gross!

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Dec 10, 2012
 
What can brown do for you?

What 'can''brown''doo' for you?

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What can brown do for you?
What 'can''brown''doo' for you?
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Dec 10, 2012
 
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>Er, elephant #2 and one cup?
Lmfao

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