For $50, have a cup of coffee that comes from an elephant's bowels

Dec 7, 2012 Full story: The Campbell Reporter 20

In the lush hills of northern Thailand, a herd of 20 elephants is excreting some of the world's most expensive coffee.

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#1 Dec 7, 2012
A fuller, richer, bigger, rounder taste than you can get from coffee from a little civet's butt?

Being as how I am rather allergic to e. Coli, I prefer coffee the old fashioned way, hand picked from a coffee bush, roasted and shipped here with reasonable sanitation practices.

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#2 Dec 7, 2012
This coffee tastes nutty.

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3 Dec 7, 2012
Good to the last plop?

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#4 Dec 7, 2012
You'll always remember your first cup.

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#5 Dec 7, 2012
aaaaaah yes a good bowel of PACHYDERM

has to tusk great

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#7 Dec 8, 2012
Coffee makes me poop.

This coffee made my colon blow.

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New York, NY

#8 Dec 8, 2012
The best part of waking up is Dumbo in your cup...
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#11 Dec 8, 2012
Good 'til the last plop or was it drop?

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#12 Dec 8, 2012
Bet Mrs Olsen wouldn't drink this stuff.

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#13 Dec 8, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
Bet Mrs Olsen wouldn't drink this stuff.
bet you Juan Valdez won't even harvest it..

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#14 Dec 8, 2012
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
bet you Juan Valdez won't even harvest it..
Probably not, otherwise we'd see $30 cups of burro brew.

“Bull Ship”

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#15 Dec 9, 2012
Real ground coffee straight from the can.
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#16 Dec 9, 2012
Man, this coffee tastes like shit!
oral roberts

Warwick, RI

#17 Dec 9, 2012
Two elephants one cup or 55 gallon drum.

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

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Since: Mar 07

Nuneaton

#18 Dec 10, 2012
Tasted weasel coffee (a bit burnt).

Heard of civet coffee (too expensive).

Now have elephant coffee to add to the mix.

Good news is that Burro coffee is not going to be forthcoming as they tend to chew things up small.

Will stick to regular or instant (Elephant is a bit too slow brew for me).

Have a nice day: Ag

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#19 Dec 10, 2012
oral roberts wrote:
Two elephants one cup or 55 gallon drum.
Er, elephant #2 and one cup?
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#20 Dec 10, 2012
So gross!

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#21 Dec 10, 2012
What can brown do for you?

What 'can''brown''doo' for you?

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#22 Dec 10, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
What can brown do for you?
What 'can''brown''doo' for you?
the best shitt in the shitting industry
oral roberts

Warwick, RI

#23 Dec 10, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>Er, elephant #2 and one cup?
Lmfao

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