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Well endowed handyman exposed himself, masturbated in front of clients

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Carlton Banks

Gainesville, FL

#1 Jan 29, 2010
A well endowed Australian cabinet maker who exposed his penis and masturbated in front of female clients had his “skimpy shorts” destroyed and c*ck rings seized after a court found him guilty of performing 12 counts of indecent acts.

According to reports, Mark Stephen Owen, 50, wore “skimpy shorts” or stripped down to his underwear while he was contracted to renovate the kitchens of seven women between 1999 and 2008. The victims, ranging in age from 45 to 83, claim they were able to see an “extremely large penis” exposed by his revealing clothing.

Incredibly, the women were so desperate to have the work completed that they allowed him to finish the renovations.

A 45-year-old victim claims he stripped to his underwear, swam in her pool, then exposed his penis to her as he dried off with a towel. Later, he masturbated on her kitchen floor.

Another victim, who was flashed by him on a past repair assignment, contracted him a second time–because she held a warranty–and was flashed yet again, totaling five times.

And in another brazen act, a victim claims he exposed himself and rubbed cream onto his genitals while complaining of a rash.

Owen pleaded guilty to 12 counts of committing an indecent act in a public place with intent to insult and was given a nine month suspended jail sentence, three years probation and mandatory counseling. The court also seized his “skimpy shorts,” which were ordered destroyed. Incredibly, the defense asked the court to return his c*ck rings–a device used to enhance the size of a penis–but the judge denied the request.“I think he can do without them … so he won’t be tempted again,” he added.

A suspended sentence is a conditi

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#2 Jan 29, 2010
Ok, so the "women were so desperate to have the work completed that they allowed him to finish the renovations." Uh-huhhh, his large penis had nothing to do with the old ladies letting him stick around. It's probaby because they haven't had any "action" for years, if not decades.
beyond that

Richmond, KY

#3 Jan 29, 2010
I new I'd find you here.

rebecca in conyers

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#4 Jan 29, 2010
They could of had the work done in trade.

<grins>
Parden pard

Bethlehem, PA

#5 Jan 29, 2010
He got payed off,,?,oops,,I mean,,he got payed and got off...
Stan Dupp

United States

#6 Jan 29, 2010
I think these women misunderstood the term woodworker.

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South Bend, IN

#7 Jan 29, 2010
If you got it, flaunt it. That's what the NBA's Greg Odom did.

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

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#8 Jan 29, 2010
rebecca in conyers wrote:
They could of had the work done in trade.
<grins>
I'll bet you wanted pictures with this article.

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#9 Jan 29, 2010
William Pena wrote:
Ok, so the "women were so desperate to have the work completed that they allowed him to finish the renovations." Uh-huhhh, his large penis had nothing to do with the old ladies letting him stick around. It's probaby because they haven't had any "action" for years, if not decades.
Oh, they definitely wanted him to 'stick' around. LMAO
Saddle Soap

United States

#10 Jan 29, 2010
Stan Dupp wrote:
I think these women misunderstood the term woodworker.
It became very awkward when he tried explaining his method of tongue and groove coupling of wood .

rebecca in conyers

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#11 Jan 30, 2010
MeanandNasty wrote:
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I'll bet you wanted pictures with this article.
Ha ha ha!

YOU will NEVER let me forget those photo's.

ROFLMAOWTIMY

(...with tears in my eyes)

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#12 Jan 30, 2010
rebecca in conyers wrote:
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Ha ha ha!
YOU will NEVER let me forget those photo's.
ROFLMAOWTIMY
(...with tears in my eyes)
Aw Beckie, yer such a cutie when you do that!
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#13 Jan 30, 2010
Saddle Soap wrote:
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It became very awkward when he tried explaining his method of tongue and groove coupling of wood .
"If I had a hammer,I'd hammer in the

.......ah nevermind

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#14 Jan 30, 2010
So if he's well endowed,then what's the problem??? ;)

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#15 Jan 30, 2010
Q. since when is some one's private home considerd a public place?
A. when the offender has a footlong penis.

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#17 Jan 30, 2010
rebecca in conyers wrote:
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Ha ha ha!
YOU will NEVER let me forget those photo's.
ROFLMAOWTIMY
(...with tears in my eyes)
YGM......

rebecca in conyers

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#18 Jan 30, 2010
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>YGM......
Um .... err ..... do you have a more current picture?

Ha ha ha ha!

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#19 Jan 30, 2010
rebecca in conyers wrote:
<quoted text>
Um .... err ..... do you have a more current picture?
Ha ha ha ha!
YGM.......

rebecca in conyers

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#20 Jan 30, 2010
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text> YGM.......
Ha ha ha ha!

My son and his girlfriend were standing behind me when I opened it, ha ha ha ha!

<nice that someone stays on topic>

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#21 Jan 30, 2010
rebecca in conyers wrote:
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Ha ha ha ha!
My son and his girlfriend were standing behind me when I opened it, ha ha ha ha!
<nice that someone stays on topic>
I can just hear him now-"Mom,what kind of people do you know? They're weird..........

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