Tip for Burglars: Get Away Before Ope...

Tip for Burglars: Get Away Before Opening the Tequila

There are 5 comments on the 97.5 FM story from Sep 5, 2013, titled Tip for Burglars: Get Away Before Opening the Tequila. In it, 97.5 FM reports that:

A couple near Sacramento returned home to discover that their home had been burglarized and - cue the suspense music - that an intruder was still inside.

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Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#1 Sep 7, 2013
Why are we giving "tips to BURGLARS"?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#2 Sep 7, 2013
Got me. But is funny s#it.

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#3 Sep 7, 2013
They know their listeners.

" "He was passed out," Lori Hensley tells Fox40 Sacramento. "Thatís when we locked him in our house and called the police." The cops arrived, though the suspect refused to leave for hours until the SWAT team barged in..."
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Since: Aug 12

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#4 Sep 8, 2013
Tips for homeowners
leave a tempting bottle of Tequila on the side when you go out... keep a nice bottle in especially... claim the expense back from the police for helping them in their jobs

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#5 Sep 8, 2013
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

George Carlin

There could be a Darwin Award in this guy's immediate future. This is a re-post from another thread, but it just seemed to fit here.

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