The smell of the corpse flower at the...

The smell of the corpse flower at the WH .....

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The Inspector

Pulaski, WI

#1 Jul 23, 2013
The smell of the corpse flower at the WH ..... was not a corpse flower, but rather, Michelle Obama degassing.

Pulaski, WI

#2 Jul 23, 2013
It was not spam she ate but rather 17 lbs. Smokey Mo's spicey re-yubs.

Pulaski, WI

#3 Jul 24, 2013
Michelle Obama, visits the Obama Care Doctor about her gas problem.

Doctor why does muh first lady farts an muh offal stink so f**kin bad?

Well Michelle, you big @ssed oinker, listen carefully......... Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Michelle, you big @ssed oinker, 2/3 of your turd is water. Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from your intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist you in the digestion of food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting your big 2.5 inch Diameter turds to move along through your big Queenie intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of your turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. Your giant poop logs stink as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give your big Queenie farts that God awful odor. Michelle, Borock 's and your floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gas's produced by bacteria in your big queenie and Kingie guts don't have a chance to collect into one of your large fart bubbles but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy and frothy and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float. Michelle, lay off those greasy Burger Whoppers and those sticky yellow-gray grits from Denny's. that you have delivered to the back door every evening. Say no, to that spicey and extra greasy Popeye Chicken too. And forget about washing everything down with a 40 oz. big Maltie. Michelle you big @ssed caboose, dring plenty of water instead. Go to the Fleet Farm Store and buy one of those 50 lb. salt blocks ..... set it up in the foyer and give it a lick when ever you walk by .
Dr. Hiemlich Litmus.

Pulaski, WI

#4 Jul 26, 2013
OMG, OMG, can you imagine the diamiter of Michelle Obama's logs ????

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