Duct tape ....

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“Beware ye of the dragon's lair”

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Mar 21, 2013
 
tallyho wrote:
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info: rednecks are Virginians.... Georgians are peanut farmers
Goobers, ha ha ha ha!

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Mar 21, 2013
 
tallyho wrote:
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ha ha wouldn't a chastity belt been easier .... heh heh
Ha ha!!!

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GenOmazing wrote:
<quoted text>A word of advice: somedays it aint worth chewing your way through the restraints. Your teeth must hurt a lot.
Are you kidding?
If my very presence can poke your bear, it's worth it.

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#27
Mar 21, 2013
 
my FIL once hemmed his pants with it. lol

his kids once tied up their mom with it. lol

i married into a crazy family. lol

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Mar 21, 2013
 
Scarbelly Bob wrote:
A few years ago I used it to fix the light switch in my 93 chevy stepside....
Lately....used it to repair the awning on my Montana fifth wheel after I backed it into a tree....nobody's perfect...
We had an old '82 Starcraft Pop-up and used it to fix a tear on one of the corners! It really does fix almost anything!
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I heard Sugar Bear tell Mama that he has to wrap it with duck tape to feel wall.

That made Mama cry. Sugar Bear is mean sometimes.

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Mar 21, 2013
 
It works great for removing dog hair from your pants.

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#32
Mar 21, 2013
 
Duct tape is my best friend. Holds my whole world together. Love the new colours. Am getting leopard next.

Have hot pink holding my black truck handle together at the moment.(am waiting on handle)

Also use it to hold bags shut. Bird food, dog food like stuff.
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Marley Money wrote:
Sometimes I use it as a makeshift chastity device before I head out to the bar and get loaded.
Anybody desperate enough to remove THAT chastity device should be pitied..
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B-long wrote:
<quoted text>Anybody desperate enough to remove THAT chastity device should be pitied..
It's more like a key, say to a nuclear weapons command center. Too bad it's made of duct tape and not cobalt steel or kryptonite. With all the little critters in there making yeast and stuff, that thing could go off!
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I use it to keep our economy together. Stuff is great.
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True story-a local man who owned a building materials company would routinely repair holes in his blue jeans with duct tape. He was as tight with money as the bark is on an elm tree.

When he died, he left his entire estate to the local Catholic church--about 2-3 million dollars. It funded most of the new church they built a few years ago.
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Division of Public Safety wrote:
<quoted text>It's more like a key, say to a nuclear weapons command center. Too bad it's made of duct tape and not cobalt steel or kryptonite. With all the little critters in there making yeast and stuff, that thing could go off!
The resultant explosion would release toxins worse than that of Chernobyl or Three Mile Island.
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B-long wrote:
<quoted text>The resultant explosion would release toxins worse than that of Chernobyl or Three Mile Island.
Let's hope not! And to think, all of this could have been prevented by a couple of mandatory salt peter tablets at last call in some Canadian Bar or another....
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Mar 21, 2013
 
beatlesinthebog wrote:
Good for holding chickens together while you stuff them.
oops,sorry.....wrong thread!
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Obama wrote:
I use it to keep our economy together. Stuff is great.
Hello Mr. Obama,
May we borrow some of that tape?
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Government Of Greece wrote:
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Hello Mr. Obama,
May we borrow some of that tape?
No, but we'll print you some money really quick.

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some one backed into

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