Guy Gets Rid of Demons By Setting Clo...

Guy Gets Rid of Demons By Setting Closet on Fire

There are 32 comments on the WGIN-AM Portsmouth story from Aug 1, 2013, titled Guy Gets Rid of Demons By Setting Closet on Fire. In it, WGIN-AM Portsmouth reports that:

If you're convinced your bedroom is beset by demons, what is there to do but set your closet on fire? That's the tactic Adam Glenn Hamilton used, according to police.

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“Taste great in milk!”

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#1 Aug 1, 2013
I would have done exactly the same thing.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#2 Aug 1, 2013
Some say those closet demons are the very worst of all. LOL

“Tickle me Pink.”

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#3 Aug 1, 2013
He should've let the demon come out of the closet and out-fab him in an epic fashion duel!

:D

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#4 Aug 1, 2013
And to think. All the lonely folk running around would give anything for a demon or two in the closet. Is some kind of company at best!

Wonder which 'church' will bail his sorry butt out of jail?
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#5 Aug 1, 2013
Why did nobody tell him it's skeletons in the closet not demons?
could have saved himself the trouble... and a match

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#6 Aug 1, 2013
Well, did it work?
Parden Pard

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#7 Aug 1, 2013
One of the best ways to keep demons out of the closet is to occasionally piss in it and on his head, in the middle of the night when he's just waking up.He will move to your neighbors house soon enough,instead of taking this kind of abuse,,,,,!
(learned this from a local parish priest).

“Easy does it... ”

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#8 Aug 1, 2013
Sounds like to me he was trying to rid himself of roommates....

Even overly religious nut-jobs while in exorcising mode... I would think would try to inform any living soles in the house that... well, I don't know.... "The HOUSE is on FIRE!?"

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#9 Aug 1, 2013
Bring the marshmallows!

“Fairyland”

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#10 Aug 2, 2013
Bet they will find a 'skeleton in the closet' later (:
Parden Pard

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#11 Aug 2, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Bet they will find a 'skeleton in the closet' later (:
Probly a Cat....

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#12 Aug 2, 2013
I don't have Demons, but I DO have an Evil Monkey in my closet and he keeps pointing at me. Anybody have any ideas?
joe

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#13 Aug 2, 2013
Thats what religion does for you, makes people believe in imaginary beings such as satan, god and demons!!!! Get this guy some mental help before he hurts somebody and forget the prayers he needs REAL help.

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#14 Aug 2, 2013
If he had a demon in the sack, I wonder if they would set the bed on fire.
beatlesinthebog

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#15 Aug 2, 2013
Bubbletoes wrote:
I don't have Demons, but I DO have an Evil Monkey in my closet and he keeps pointing at me. Anybody have any ideas?
...bananas?

“And That's The Way It Went”

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The Int'l Space Station.

#16 Aug 2, 2013
He should have tried to exercise the demons by putting a stationary bike in the closet.

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#17 Aug 2, 2013
At least he didn't think the demons were in his head. If so, he would have set his hair on fire.

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#18 Aug 2, 2013
Tom2Tone wrote:
He should have tried to exercise the demons by putting a stationary bike in the closet.
Yes, if they were too fat to get out of the closet...

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#19 Aug 2, 2013
Do gay demons come out of the closet?

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#20 Aug 2, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Do gay demons come out of the closet?
Sometimes. But you have to start the fire by rubbing two sticks together.

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