NJ an accused of fondling himself in front of girls in Wal-Mart

A 39-year-old Dover man was indicted Tuesday on charges of sexually touching himself in front of two young girls in the video department of a Wal-Mart store in Roxbury. Surprise, surprise ... Not in Florida

[far away]

freak

[Lonewolf]

He needs to be permanently removed from society if he can't act any better than that.

[Dr know it all]

Can I get a clean up in aisle 5?

[podunk]

Cut it off and feed it to the hogs

[Purple Gurl]

Lonewolf wrote:

He needs to be permanently removed from society if he can't act any better than that.

Or have something permanently removed from him. Hey, if it itches or needs fondling that bad, a urologist can fix that problem once and for all.

Procedure: Penectomy

Definition: Surgical removal of the penis

Indications: Cancer, gangrene, pedophilia, excessive discomfort, excessive need to fondle oneself.

[HB Local]

They do that here virtually

[what up Pg..]

[blong]

"You're under arrest. Here, you put the cuffs on--I KNOW where your hands have been."

[dingo]

Well for now he's just Accused of it..yet you have already found him Guilty! WOW hope they never accuse any of you for something!

[Leonard Byrd]

I swear I wasn't fondling myself!!!!

I was just adjusting my pigeons!!!!

[Richard Simmons]

Dr know it all wrote:

Can I get a clean up in aisle 5?

Ooooh la la!!!!

Gladly!!!

[clay ACHIN]

Richard Simmons wrote:

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Ooooh la la!!!!
Gladly!!!

Hi there Ducky Dicky!!! I can do better than that for YOU!!!

[Bababooeey]

Some were spawned that way. The part that mamma didn't gargle with congealed with the other dog crap to form a perfectly crappy person.

[Purple Gurl]

HB Local wrote:

They do that here virtually
[what up Pg..]

Virtual castration/penectomy? Or virtual masturbation? Or all the above?

Whaddup HB? Oh, nothing much here. It is quite cold, but the fine layer of snow this morning was wonderful.

[HB Local]

LMAO.

"contact me contact me..pulease..desperation syndrome as well!..contact ME..waa."

;)

lmao dilligaf twrp

[Rebecca Goodwin]

HB Local wrote:

LMAO.
"contact me contact me..pulease..desperation syndrome as well!..contact ME..waa."
;)
lmao dilligaf twrp

You went all the way to Jersey for that?
Desperate times huh?

[Mielz]

Who's the most famous person shot in a theatre? Pres. Lincoln, of course. Who's the second most famous? The guy sitting in front of Pee Wee.

[Chill out again]

I knew the prices there were good but... man!

[justaguess]

Did he have a big smile on his round yellow face..???

[blong]

New Wal-Mart slogan-'Watch out for falling trousers...'

[KRAZEE]

Were the sales associates willing to lend a hand?