If you came with a warning label what...

If you came with a warning label what would it say?

Created by Lylah on Apr 24, 2014

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cant deal with stupid people

dont go toward the crazy

do not mix with alcohol

extra shady

easy on the eyes hard on the heart

doesnt play well with other

more fun than the law allows

jackazz alert

walking talkin trouble

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Since: Nov 10

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#172 Apr 28, 2014
Redhead and Irish...enough said.

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#173 Apr 29, 2014
Caution: Flotation devices not to be used as life preserver.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#174 Apr 29, 2014
Marissa 2 wrote:
Redhead and Irish...enough said.
You to huh! Thanks that was my excuse :)

Had a green t shirt when I was in my 20's ,with a big potato on the front, either it got ignored or some did a dbl. take or occasionally somebody(usually a redhead) would buy me a beer,or give me smile:) & a thumbs up. BUT also a bartender would joke he should be refusing to serve me just because of the advertisement.:)
I guess now Red hair to my waist is a bit of a disclaimer at the PTA meetings :) Rick

“Towards Spring”

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#175 Apr 29, 2014
Please note' sell by' date:

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#176 Apr 29, 2014
Warning Will Robinson, this Robot may say inappropriate things at the worst possible moment, and your mother is a prostitute.
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#177 Apr 29, 2014
Warning:
If I did not hear what you said it may be because my BS filter is properly calibrated.

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#178 Apr 29, 2014
For Adults Only, Shake Well Before, During And After Using, Replace Cap.
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#179 Apr 30, 2014
Warning:
I only have two speeds,
If you don't like this one, you're going to hate the other one!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#180 Apr 30, 2014
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

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#181 Apr 30, 2014
HANDS OFF..EXPLODE when TOUCHED!!!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#182 Apr 30, 2014
YOU started IT.!
Rick

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#183 Apr 30, 2014
...the older the fiddle, the sweeter the music........

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#184 Apr 30, 2014
For Recreational Purposes Only
razz58

Lansing, IL

#185 Apr 30, 2014
Warning....

Explosive.

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#186 Apr 30, 2014
Warning: DO NOT discard after usage.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#187 Apr 30, 2014
If YOUR not prepared for the Answer,DON'T ask the question!
Rick

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#188 May 1, 2014
...may be habit forming.....the "best by" date is merely a suggestion......

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#189 May 9, 2014
Seek Medical help immediately if tingling last more than 4 hours.

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#190 May 9, 2014
DANGER, HIGH VOLTAGE

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#191 May 9, 2014
Caution...Curves ahead!

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