If you came with a warning label what...

If you came with a warning label what would it say?

Created by Lylah on Apr 24, 2014

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cant deal with stupid people

dont go toward the crazy

do not mix with alcohol

extra shady

easy on the eyes hard on the heart

doesnt play well with other

more fun than the law allows

jackazz alert

walking talkin trouble

write your own

Independent

United States

#110 Apr 26, 2014
Some assembly required.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#111 Apr 26, 2014
CONTACT PROPER AUTHORITY'S IF SEAL IS BROKEN.

Rick
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#112 Apr 26, 2014
Hello Dragoon. Stay cool.

Level 6

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#113 Apr 26, 2014
Caution
Must be taken orally
;-)

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Valentines Day Soon

#114 Apr 26, 2014
Do Not Use While sleeping...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#115 Apr 26, 2014
ACTUALLY. Am sure plenty here know this for real
A LOT OF PEOPLE really do come with warning labels already :)
When the police or other authorities do a profile on them ,it may come with A LOT of quick assessments that could range from resisting arrest to some type of predator . Rick

Level 4

Since: Aug 13

Location hidden

#116 Apr 27, 2014
Warning:
This enclosure contains high voltage equipment.

Authorized Personnel Only

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Valentines Day Soon

#117 Apr 27, 2014
Not Suitable for persons under 21

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#118 Apr 27, 2014
Warning... loves attention

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#119 Apr 27, 2014
I love the warning label on Qtips. Do not put in your ear : )

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#121 Apr 27, 2014
Too much sweetness ...you will need to leave.
lol

United States

#122 Apr 27, 2014
warning bumps ahead.
Puddin Tain

United States

#123 Apr 27, 2014
My label reads:

Armed and Gregarious
Sweetie-Pie

Upper Sandusky, OH

#124 Apr 27, 2014
CAUTION!!!~ Exploding SPAM Upon Impact! Use OSHA Approved Chemical Suit When Handling!!!!! DANGER!!~ Highly Corrosive!!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#125 Apr 27, 2014
Warning: likes to give hugs...(((HUGS)))
Independent

United States

#126 Apr 27, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Warning: likes to give hugs...(((HUGS)))
What the heck.....it's Sunday.....

(((HUGS))) back at ya.....

:^`}

“"Stand and Fight"”

Level 4

Since: Sep 10

United States

#128 Apr 27, 2014
Exit only.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#129 Apr 27, 2014
Independent wrote:
<quoted text>
What the heck.....it's Sunday.....
(((HUGS))) back at ya.....
:^`}
aww how sweet..thanks for the hug..

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#130 Apr 27, 2014
Do not induce vomiting...

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#131 Apr 27, 2014
Scared of Christians

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