If you came with a warning label what...

If you came with a warning label what would it say?

Created by Lylah on Apr 24, 2014

45 votes

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cant deal with stupid people

dont go toward the crazy

do not mix with alcohol

extra shady

easy on the eyes hard on the heart

doesnt play well with other

more fun than the law allows

jackazz alert

walking talkin trouble

write your own

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#43 Apr 25, 2014
Warning: Over charging may result in serious injury.

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#44 Apr 25, 2014
Warning! May contain traces of nuts.
Earthling

Kansas City, MO

#45 Apr 25, 2014
Warning: This meat sack will call you on your BS.
Bruce Lee

Huntington, NY

#46 Apr 25, 2014
Warning: Made In China.
Anne Continence

Huntington, NY

#47 Apr 25, 2014
Warning: May make frequent stops.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#48 Apr 25, 2014
DRIVE SLOWLY:

Warning-

'Roads wet on rainy days':)

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#49 Apr 25, 2014
Too 'hot' to touch!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#50 Apr 25, 2014
Warning to law enforcement:

Subject has overdosed on Viagra; frisk at your own risk.
Mr Bowels

Huntington, NY

#51 Apr 25, 2014
Warning: Contents under extreme pressure.
DeeCee

Hughes Springs, TX

#53 Apr 25, 2014
Slippery When Wet

“Greybox Rambler”

Level 5

Since: Feb 13

In the woods...

#54 Apr 25, 2014
Caution:

Backside may release spurts of methane gas at any time.
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#55 Apr 25, 2014
Warning: Contents prone to explosive outbursts of uncontrolled and inexplicable laughter when under pressure.
Tickle with caution.
;-)

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Here Today,Gone Tomorrow..

#56 Apr 25, 2014
warning ...cave hole a tight squeeze..enter slow and with caution..LOL..
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#58 Apr 25, 2014
Warning:
Do not tease unless you intend to please!
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#59 Apr 25, 2014
Warning to Co-Workers:
A screw-up on your part, "does not", constitute a crisis on my part!
Fix your own d*mn mistakes!!

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#60 Apr 25, 2014
Warning: Some of the voices may not like you.
Eltons John

Huntington, NY

#62 Apr 25, 2014
Warning: Highly flammable.
John

Columbus, OH

#63 Apr 25, 2014
My warning label would say- WARNING POTTY MOUTH
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#64 Apr 25, 2014
Warning:
If you are looking for a Sugar Daddy,,
I am running very low on sweetener!!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#65 Apr 25, 2014
Warning: Prone to biting!

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