If you came with a warning label what...

If you came with a warning label what would it say?

Created by Lylah on Apr 24, 2014

45 votes

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cant deal with stupid people

dont go toward the crazy

do not mix with alcohol

extra shady

easy on the eyes hard on the heart

doesnt play well with other

more fun than the law allows

jackazz alert

walking talkin trouble

write your own

“G-Spot Tornado”

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#22 Apr 24, 2014
Gullible Easily Tricked!
DILF

Huntington, NY

#23 Apr 24, 2014
Warning: If squirted in eye flush with water immediately, do not seek medical attention, go back and get some more in 15 minutes (wear goggles).

8-)

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#24 Apr 24, 2014
DILF wrote:
Warning: If squirted in eye flush with water immediately, do not seek medical attention, go back and get some more in 15 minutes (wear goggles).
8-)
Ahahahahahhahahahahaha!
Orca Winfrey

Huntington, NY

#25 Apr 24, 2014
Danger: Stay back 500 feet.
Maria MAria MARIA

Flowery Branch, GA

#26 Apr 24, 2014
Do not operate at the wrong end.
DILF

Huntington, NY

#27 Apr 24, 2014
Maria!!!! Mon cheri!!!

Caution: May be hot!!!!

8-)
interested

United States

#28 Apr 24, 2014
DANGER handle with precaution

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#29 Apr 24, 2014
WARNING: I don't brake for azzholes.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#30 Apr 24, 2014

Have a YIELD sign on my front door & a STOP sign on the back ,says a lot. Rick

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#32 Apr 24, 2014
Caution...High Maintenance!

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#33 Apr 24, 2014
Warning:Goes off quick if screwed with..LOL..:o)

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#34 Apr 24, 2014
Mmmmm Delish!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#35 Apr 24, 2014
Do not pet balloon animals without asking first. They may bite.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#36 Apr 24, 2014
WARNING: HAZARDOUS MATERIAL, DO NOT BREAK SEAL PREMATURELY.

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“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#37 Apr 24, 2014
.....may be habit forming.......may cause drowsiness.......may be escaped prisoner......may be hazardous when wet........

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#38 Apr 24, 2014
Caution: Hold loosely

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#39 Apr 24, 2014
This End uP

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#40 Apr 24, 2014
warning ..Hot .Might get burned

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#41 Apr 24, 2014
Caution: Allergic to drama.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#42 Apr 25, 2014
Read instructions before operating
Never operate under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Don't read instructions under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
Drugs and alcohol may cause eye irritation
Wear OSHA approved protection when operating device
Keep device warm and fully charged before using.
DO NOT OVERCHARGE DEVICE
Danger, Sharp Edges

Any questions please refer to line 3.

"HANDLE WITH CARE"

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