If you came with a warning label what...

If you came with a warning label what would it say?

Created by Lylah on Apr 24, 2014

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cant deal with stupid people

dont go toward the crazy

do not mix with alcohol

extra shady

easy on the eyes hard on the heart

doesnt play well with other

more fun than the law allows

jackazz alert

walking talkin trouble

write your own

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#258 Sep 1, 2014
Please don't misuse...you may regret you did.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

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#259 Sep 2, 2014
Does not suffer fools well...

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Nehwon

#260 Sep 2, 2014
I consulted my lawyer concerning this thread topic.

She gave me a 40 page document in fine print that exceeds the character limit.

I've come to these two conclusions:
a) She's a really good lawyer and knows her stuff.
b) She charges me per word.

In her defense, I made the mistake of saying "I think Rush Limbaugh was wrong" once.

She got the "high treason" charge tossed out of court.

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#261 Sep 2, 2014
Not recommended for intolerant Old Ladies.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#262 Sep 2, 2014
Instigation-Intimidation & RECIPROCATION
All rhyme. Rick

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#263 Sep 2, 2014
Warning, Works For A living!!!

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Nehwon

#264 Sep 2, 2014
Growing your eyebrows long enough to comb over your male pattern baldness isn't fooling anyone.

People will ask you "Where's your forehead?"

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Nehwon

#265 Sep 2, 2014
greymouser wrote:
Growing your eyebrows long enough to comb over your male pattern baldness isn't fooling anyone.
People will ask you "Where's your forehead?"
Rats.
Wrong thread.
Thought I was posting in Your Tip for the Day.
Sublime1

United States

#266 Sep 3, 2014
I am such a pos

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#267 Sep 4, 2014
WaRNING, HIGH VOLTAGE
Sweet and spicy

Orlando, FL

#268 Sep 4, 2014
Uh Oh, here she comes! She!s a man eater.

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