If you came with a warning label what would it say?

Created by Lylah on Apr 24, 2014

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cant deal with stupid people

dont go toward the crazy

do not mix with alcohol

extra shady

easy on the eyes hard on the heart

doesnt play well with other

more fun than the law allows

jackazz alert

walking talkin trouble

write your own

“The beard faded.....”

Since: May 14

to 62 Shades of Gray

#238 Jul 31, 2014
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
I bite!
I gently nibble.....want to get together later for a drink?

;^`)

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#239 Jul 31, 2014
Independent1 wrote:
<quoted text>
I gently nibble.....want to get together later for a drink?
;^`)
I WAS about to say that I hope she means that in a good way, but you beat me to her. LoL.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#240 Aug 6, 2014
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
I bite!
http://ktla.com/2013/04/21/pro stitute-bites-off-mans-penis-c harged-with-attempted-murder/
"Warning: Hard drive and morals corrupted"
Marley

Medford, NY

#241 Aug 6, 2014
Warning: Delusions of grandeur.

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#242 Aug 6, 2014
Marley wrote:
Warning: Delusions of grandeur.
Bump, hahahaha!
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#243 Aug 6, 2014
Warning;
Once Bitten,,, Twice Shy,,
Twice Bitten,,, I May Start Liking It...

Since: Aug 14

Location hidden

#244 Aug 6, 2014
Don't engage in a battle of wits if you're unarmed...
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#245 Aug 6, 2014
Warning:
As I age, my memory is not and good as it, uhh, uh,,,, oookay!!!

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#246 Aug 6, 2014
HANDS OFF!!

I BELONG to Me,Myself and I..

Ooohhh Triplet FUN!!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#247 Aug 8, 2014
Warning: May contain chemicals known to prevent orgasms in the State of California.
Marley

Medford, NY

#248 Aug 8, 2014
Warning: May cause vomiting.
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#249 Aug 8, 2014
Warning:
Slow Moving Object During Work Hours
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#250 Aug 8, 2014
Warning: Thing in pocket may be larger than it seems.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#251 Aug 8, 2014
Warming: More dangerous than seen.

“Merry Christmas”

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Hamilton, OH

#252 Aug 8, 2014
What you see is what you get.

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#253 Aug 9, 2014
Approved Ventilation Required...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#254 Aug 9, 2014
Factory Re-Conditioned- NOT under warranty .

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#255 Aug 9, 2014
Don't break..Mold thrown away
Orca Winfrey

Medford, NY

#256 Aug 11, 2014
Warning: May burst at any time.

“Fishin' in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#257 Aug 31, 2014
NO ACCESSORIES NEEDED-JuST PUSH PLAY

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