If you came with a warning label what...

If you came with a warning label what would it say?

Created by Lylah on Apr 24, 2014

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cant deal with stupid people

dont go toward the crazy

do not mix with alcohol

extra shady

easy on the eyes hard on the heart

doesnt play well with other

more fun than the law allows

jackazz alert

walking talkin trouble

write your own

“mmmmm.....bacon”

Since: May 14

mos eisley spaceport

#218 May 13, 2014
Caution: inappropriate

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#219 May 13, 2014
Caution; Contents Under Pressure, Remove Plastic Before Using.
Instigator

Fort White, FL

#220 May 13, 2014
Beware of the leg humper.

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#221 May 13, 2014
Caution: Two faced and selfish people may cause this device spaz.

“mmmmm.....bacon”

Since: May 14

mos eisley spaceport

#222 May 13, 2014
Not suitable for sub-compact vehicles
Haters be haten

United States

#223 May 13, 2014
Mucho Stinko wrote:
Like a restaurant dumpster on a sweltering August day!!!
With fish sticks.
Stop sleeping in the dumpsyers b!techbag.
Mucho Stinko

Huntington, NY

#224 May 14, 2014
Haters be haten wrote:
<quoted text>
With fish sticks.
Stop sleeping in the dumpsyers b!techbag.
Sniff sniff sniff.........P-U!!!!!!!!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#225 May 14, 2014
Warning, cries over spilled diesel.
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#226 May 14, 2014
Warning
If you decide to pick my brain, there are slim pickin's to choose from..

“I've just got to ask”

Level 1

Since: Oct 10

Are we nouns or are we verbs?

#227 May 14, 2014
Beware of dog.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#228 Jul 23, 2014
Caution..knee flies up.
what?

Richmond, VA

#229 Jul 23, 2014
Caution .... Beware if u mess with my family I will go to great links to defend what is mine !

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#230 Jul 23, 2014
EASILY SHAKEN NOT EASILY STIRRED :)
Rick

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#231 Jul 24, 2014
Common side effects of Greymouser's posts

Feeling Restless - Severe
Abnormal Dreams - Severe
Dry Mouth - Less Severe
Incomplete or Infrequent Bowel Movements - Severe
Cannot Focus Thoughts - Less Severe
Dizzy - Severe
Chronic Trouble Sleeping - Severe
Excessive Sweating - Less Severe
Weight Loss - Inverse Severe
Head Pain - More Severe
Heart Throbbing or Pounding - Extremely Rare
Feel Like Throwing Up - Always
Diarrhea - Always
Stomach Cramps - Severe
Anxious - Less Severe

Shamelessly stolen and tweaked from here:
http://www.webmd.com/drugs/drug-76851-Wellbut...
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#232 Jul 24, 2014
Prone to spontaneous
outbursts of
uncontrollable
contagious
laughter.
Tickle at your own risk.
;-)
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#233 Jul 31, 2014
Warning:
If you can't dazzle me with your brilliance,,
Don't try to baffle me with your B.S.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#234 Jul 31, 2014
Beware when receiving a hug....you may get smothered to death..
Flaming Ferret

Chesapeake, VA

#235 Jul 31, 2014
Caution: Gerbil's Entering And Exiting.

“The beard faded...”

Since: May 14

to 62 shades of gray

#236 Jul 31, 2014
Warning.....I read and post on Topix.....

Beautiful Black Molly

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#237 Jul 31, 2014
I bite!

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