Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#21 Apr 2, 2013
I read about 5 or 6 lines
of that gross sh1t b/f I
quit......

Anyone wanna paraphrase it
for me 'cause I don't want
to read anymore. lol
GenOmazing

United States

#22 Apr 2, 2013
Lilpinkkim wrote:
I am 23 years old and happily settled in a relationship with my boyfriend I have had one child so it's safe to say I'm not tight like a virgin, when we have sex we use lots of different toys witch is extremely fun and I love the ones that fill me up but my boyfriend wants to take it to the next level and stretch my vagina so I'm big loose and always gaping for him he says this is his biggest fantasy and he would do anything for me to do this for him, now to me this sounded strange and not really my cup of tea and at first I didn't really go with it and it annoyed me when he asked me to stretch myself on huge toys. Every once and a while though I would stretch myself a little for him and when I did the look on his face was like Christmas had come early and this kind of made it enjoyable for me too and although the slightly loose feeling for the next day was a little weird and different the feeling started to grow on me and after a while I preferred to feel loose it felt naughty and made me want to please my man even more, it took a while to let go and welcome the things he would ask me to do to stretch further in and out of the bedroom but I can very happily say I'm glad he's into these things as its transformed are sex life for the better. He works away now for weeks at a time so in secret when he goes I work at stretching myself on a huge toy so when he returns he gets the surprise of his life and even though its much better for me when he's here doing it to me the looks on his face each time makes it all worthwhile. I consider myself loose now and I do have a permanent gaping vagina and you know what I wouldn't have it any other way I love it I didn't like the thought of it at first and I told him he was weird when he asked me to do such a thing but now I can't get enough of it the feeling is amazing and he once said to me baby the looser and bigger the better and after the last 6 months of getting to grips with what he was asking of me then accepting it then working at it at least 2-3 times a week weather he was there or not I now couldn't agree more the looser and bigger the better you can have so much more fun together! one of the most fun things I like to do with my newly found love and fantasy is to Insert a large but plug in my vagina for long periods of time while watching a movie or cleaning the house or even on short trips to the shops the feeling and knowing its in there but nobody els has any idea is such a turn on then after a good long while of it being in there we then take it out and the gaping hole that it leaves is amazing its definitely one of the best ways to achieve a huge gape. So I guess what I'm trying to explain here is girls if there is any of you out there that are in a similar position my advise is hell year go for it trust me it may be strange at first but in time you will love it and you won't be able to get enough of it! ;)
STOP DESCRIBING BY BUTTHOLE!!!! Except that I'm 65 years old and have 4 mansions, a Hummer, and a high end cappuccino maker.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#23 Apr 2, 2013
arctic wrote:
I read about 5 or 6 lines
of that gross sh1t b/f I
quit......
Anyone wanna paraphrase it
for me 'cause I don't want
to read anymore. lol
Too make a long story short:

Girl has tiny hoo hoo.

Girl wants big, gaping, flapppy-winged hoo hoo.
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#24 Apr 2, 2013
GenOmazing wrote:
<quoted text>STOP DESCRIBING BY BUTTHOLE!!!! Except that I'm 65 years old and have 4 mansions, a Hummer, and a high end cappuccino maker.
she can fit all that in her vag........

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#26 Apr 2, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
she can fit all that in her vag........
Sideways even.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#27 Apr 2, 2013
GenOmazing wrote:
<quoted text>STOP DESCRIBING BY BUTTHOLE!!!! Except that I'm 65 years old and have 4 mansions, a Hummer, and a high end cappuccino maker.
To be fair to Geno, I don't believe he said he HAD a hummer; I believe he said he gave - oh, never mind.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#28 Apr 2, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Too make a long story short:
Girl has tiny hoo hoo.
Girl wants big, gaping, flapppy-winged hoo hoo.
Flaps like dumbo's ears.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#29 Apr 2, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Too make a long story short:
Girl has tiny hoo hoo.
Girl wants big, gaping, flapppy-winged hoo hoo.
Well.......huh..

Can't say I've ever heard
that one b/f...?

I guess he could use both
hands and just pull.
Could work...
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#30 Apr 2, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Sideways even.
lmao! your KILLIN ME!!
hahahaha....!!!!!
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#31 Apr 2, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>Flaps like dumbo's ears.
that visual is disturbing....lol

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#32 Apr 2, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>Flaps like dumbo's ears.
I just hope she doesn't get them caught in her zipper.

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#33 Apr 2, 2013
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
Well.......huh..
Can't say I've ever heard
that one b/f...?
I guess he could use both
hands and just pull.
Could work...
Ahahahhahaha, and ouch!!!

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#34 Apr 2, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
lmao! your KILLIN ME!!
hahahaha....!!!!!
I'm glad someone appreciates my juvenile humor :)

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#35 Apr 2, 2013
Night all.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#36 Apr 2, 2013
Try a Sitz bath with lemon juice and alum, twice daily.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#37 Apr 2, 2013
I hear hemmorhoid cream will shrink the bags under your eyes... maybe it'll work to shrink puffy lips too.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#38 Apr 2, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
<quoted text>
Ahahahhahaha, and ouch!!!
LOL

So basically this lady wants her hoo haa
to be so big her fella has to strap a 2X4
to his a$$ to keep from falling in.

Where's the fun in that??

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#39 Apr 2, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
Night all.
Sleep well:)

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#40 Apr 2, 2013
... look 30 peruvian miners just climbed out ...
Cindy

Union City, TN

#41 Apr 2, 2013
this is too funny ...

wonder what kind of responses she thought she would get .... geeeeesh :)

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