Ohio mom who loathed name can change it to 'Sexy'Ohio mom who loathed ...

Feb 11, 2014 Full story: WKYC-TV Cleveland 25

An Ohio woman who loathed being named Sheila and wanted a moniker that reflected her personality has legally changed her anme to Sexy NEWARK, Ohio -- A central Ohio woman who loathed being named Sheila and wanted a moniker that reflected her personality has legally changed her first name to Sexy.

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Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#1 Feb 11, 2014
Well,,Might as well gone for a more prestigious name ,like Sexy Lobstertree,,,say,,?
Sal Luttes

Medford, NY

#2 Feb 12, 2014
So what happens when some snide construction guy whistles at her and says "hey sexy!!"????
Marcavage s Trick

Philadelphia, PA

#3 Feb 12, 2014
I'll wager she's bringing sexy back-wards.

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#4 Feb 12, 2014
"Sexy, please report to the baggage claim, you have a lot of baggage"
Frank Lee

Medford, NY

#5 Feb 12, 2014
Tom: Man is she sexy!!!

Eddie: Why yes, yes she is.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#6 Feb 13, 2014
HER BOSS--Hey, Sexy,,I've got something over here ,I want you to see...
Beertender

Medford, NY

#7 Feb 13, 2014
At the bar:

Mike: Whoa....get a load of that chick, man is she sexy!!!!!!

Sexy: What? BS!!! I am Sexy!!!! She's Mary!!!
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#8 Feb 13, 2014
Sexy's on first,,,who's on second,,?

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#9 Feb 13, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
Sexy's on first,,,who's on second,,?
Skank's on third, Swinger is up to bat...
Plummer

Belle Center, OH

#10 Feb 13, 2014
Did she look in the mirror before she thought her name should be sexy/
Plummer

Belle Center, OH

#11 Feb 13, 2014
Did she look in the mirror before she changed her name? If so maybe she better go have her eyes checked? Hilarious!

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#12 Feb 13, 2014
Come on, she is 450 lbs., in all the right places!

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#13 Feb 14, 2014
Hey! Newark, Ohio is the seat in "Licking County!"

My Portuguese wife bought a T-Shirt she loved. When her son saw it he was furious. The printing on the front of the T-Shirt was "SEX MACHINE." She had no clue what that meant.
Lefty

Newark, OH

#14 Feb 23, 2014
Why not? In Newark, a woman named "Sexy" would stand out for sure. Most of the bitches out here are fat and ugly.

:)
Lefty

Newark, OH

#15 Feb 23, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Hey! Newark, Ohio is the seat in "Licking County!"
My Portuguese wife bought a T-Shirt she loved. When her son saw it he was furious. The printing on the front of the T-Shirt was "SEX MACHINE." She had no clue what that meant.
No s--t. A major high school is named "Licking Valley." If that's not a euphemism, I don't know what one is...:)

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#16 Feb 24, 2014
The law should make it so that other people get to name you, like the Native American Indian Injuns did. The Comanches gave each other names like "Coyote Vagina" and "Buffalo Dung". Check it out.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#17 Feb 24, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
The law should make it so that other people get to name you, like the Native American Indian Injuns did. The Comanches gave each other names like "Coyote Vagina" and "Buffalo Dung". Check it out.
Little Indian boy asks his father how he got his name .The father sez;"Son, it is our tradition to name our new- borns by the present events that are occurring.Like your sister,,when she was born,I looked out the Tepee and saw an eagle fly,,hence" Flying Eagle"',When your brother was born,I looked out the Tepee flap and saw a Big Bear,,,,,Why do you ask "Two Dogs Fuc$%^&".??
Baddabing

Medford, NY

#18 Feb 24, 2014
I'd laugh if her last name was "Knott".
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#19 Feb 24, 2014
Baddabing wrote:
I'd laugh if her last name was "Knott".
It's Crabtree.
Grampa W

Chillicothe, OH

#20 Feb 24, 2014
Lefty wrote:
Why not? In Newark, a woman named "Sexy" would stand out for sure. Most of the bitches out here are fat and ugly.
:)
Well, she is fat and ugly too but she wanted to boost her ego so she decided to go with the name "sexy". Licking county must have some low IQ judges to match the people who appear in their court. She is too dumb to realize that just because her name is sexy it does not make her sexy---

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