Should a wife help her husband with oil changes?

Created by Road And Track on Dec 31, 2012

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What's an oil change?

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sambexie

Hoffman Estates, IL

#48 Jan 3, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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lol! actually had to look it up,and this is what I found...
Sperm are produced in the testicles; they then pass through the urethra and are ejaculated during sexual intercourse. Vasectomy prevents sperm from mixing with semen by blocking the sperm ducts. After vasectomy, sperm continue to be produced. However, during ejaculation, the sperm make it only as far as the newly blocked point in the ducts, where they are reabsorbed. As a result, there are no sperm in the ejaculated semen during intercourse
(what a conversation 'eh?).
Sam calls the vasectomies, "less filling".
Sam

Bellefontaine, OH

#49 Jan 3, 2013
sambexie wrote:
<quoted text>Sam calls the vasectomies, "less filling".
Reported, Fairyman. As are all your registered posts.

Since: Oct 09

over here <-------->

#50 Jan 3, 2013
Sure she should help...as long as she's done splittin wood and shovelin the lane.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#51 Jan 3, 2013
... true story ... i got a call from my neighbor lady and she said she was down a quart of oil and wanted to know if i had a small funnel she was trying to put the oil in thru the dip-stick hole ...

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#52 Jan 4, 2013
sambexie wrote:
<quoted text>Sam calls the vasectomies, "less filling".
I expected someone to argue "tastes great."

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Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#53 Jan 4, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Yes, she should take care of his dipstick.
Wow
The Man

Medford, NY

#54 Jan 4, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... true story ... i got a call from my neighbor lady and she said she was down a quart of oil and wanted to know if i had a small funnel she was trying to put the oil in thru the dip-stick hole ...
Man, that's kinda how I felt on my wedding night......

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#55 Jan 4, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... true story ... i got a call from my neighbor lady and she said she was down a quart of oil and wanted to know if i had a small funnel she was trying to put the oil in thru the dip-stick hole ...
Hey Mike.You won't believe how many men would try to do the same thing.lmao

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#56 Jan 4, 2013
The Man wrote:
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Man, that's kinda how I felt on my wedding night......
...if you shout and hear an echo ... yourin BIG trouble ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#57 Jan 4, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Mike.You won't believe how many men would try to do the same thing.lmao
... sure i do ... im on topix i'll believe anything ...

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#58 Jan 4, 2013
sure i'll hand him the torch.
lol

“From Dusk To Dawn,...”

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Since: Mar 12

Chevrolet Crusing U.S.A.

#59 Jan 4, 2013
Nope. During the oil change ritual, the woman should be in the kitchen fixin' vittles, breast feeding the baby, or readying the bedroom for a love/sex fest or readying the bath for the man to clean up before sex/mating commences,...
Siskel and Ebert

Medford, NY

#60 Jan 4, 2013
cjt12 wrote:
Nope. During the oil change ritual, the woman should be in the kitchen fixin' vittles, breast feeding the baby, or readying the bedroom for a love/sex fest or readying the bath for the man to clean up before sex/mating commences,...
We give that post two thumbs up!!!!
crazy idea

Memphis, TN

#61 Jan 4, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
I'm laughing. That one is T-R-U-E. I have 3 brothers and they all did that. Of course they all had short names.
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AND...'crazy idea from Memphis', the lesbians say they don't need a man to get pregnant. They just go to the sperm bank.
a man has to go there first

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