DRUhNK CHRIST (AN-swEAR-Guy) Go ahead ask me any dayum thing

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“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

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Dey tuk er jerbs!

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This is so great i shed a tear.

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“Poppies. Tower of London”

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May 12, 2010
 
ALKy GEEZ-US wrote:
Ok, ok,, I missed the thread where we could daily , weekly talk to uh god??? He was pretty dayum good and I really miss that feller.. God rest his dear soul... He comforted and humored many here.. Then God took him for himself...PURE JEALOUSY!!
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So... I am here LOWLY trying to humbly fulfill something that I have no idear what is coming ahead,, and I KNOW I could never fill HIS gap, or shoes before me .. FILL HIS GAP??? HIS WOMAN AND SHOES WAS LOTS BIGGER THAN ME.......... OH MY...
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So go ahead.... ASK THE DRUNK CHRIST any dayum thing that you want.. I will pull no punches.. and I do not excpect you to neither..
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But, mind you ,, TOPIX DOES NOT TOLERATE SWEARING and other sheet.. so if you must cuss at me,,(or with me,,) Please use things like --- EFF YOU,,, MOTHER EFFER,, DAYUM... SHEET HOE.. IGGERm, and please do not even dare call me the 'N" word.. hahaha It will not get postuhd.... BEYOND MY CONTROL.... hahaha
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So go ahead ,, ASK AWAY... I'll be ANYTHING YOU WANT... EVEN yer CROSS -DRESSING --BEAOTCH!!! Even yer WHIPPING POST... I LOVE IT..
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I DARE YOU... ASK AWAY.. IF YOU DARE FOR THE ULTIMATE TRUTH..
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YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!---From THE DRUhNK CHRIST!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =8hGvQtumNAYXX
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>!<+>-<><@@@ BLESSED BE---KERNAL KLINK
Dear ALKy GEEZ-US

Are you like that old lady on Jay Leno who gives it to ya straight?
I like her, she doesn't pussy foot around.

My Question for you is this.

I went to a Psychic Fair, and first of all the Psychic told me that she could see an old withered hand .. somebody who was fond of Roses.
My uncle was fond of Roses and further, I had a cutting off one of his ramblers I had brought here with me.
She also told me that she could see that my Guardian Angel was by my side...even told me her name.
When I got home the rose had a bud on it, which was not there when I left.
Do you think she was telling me the truth on my Guardian Angel?
GOD

Buffalo, NY

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May 12, 2010
 
DC, you are in for a smiting and a plague or two!

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eleanorigby wrote:
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Dear ALKy GEEZ-US
Are you like that old lady on Jay Leno who gives it to ya straight?
I like her, she doesn't pussy foot around.
My Question for you is this.
I went to a Psychic Fair, and first of all the Psychic told me that she could see an old withered hand .. somebody who was fond of Roses.
My uncle was fond of Roses and further, I had a cutting off one of his ramblers I had brought here with me.
She also told me that she could see that my Guardian Angel was by my side...even told me her name.
When I got home the rose had a bud on it, which was not there when I left.
Do you think she was telling me the truth on my Guardian Angel?
The fruitcake lady!

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What a dork_ wrote:
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The fruitcake lady!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =o-1ehDZv6JQXX
She was outrageous and so incredibly funny. Thanks
for that clip

“Poppies. Tower of London”

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Druhnk CHRIST wrote:
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I do not make Fruitcakes... But I will turn SOUR DOUGH INTO BEER.... It is called HOOCH in Jail... THey need it.. BBAAD!!
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The old withered hand was a warning to you..
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When you gather ROSES, or do a good deed.. please be careful in doing so.. You are about to PRICK YOURSELF.. and maybe cause a splinter or a STAFF INFECTION??? Please where KIDGLOVE When working with them... Infection is caused by the spraying of protectants .... Seeems it protects the flowers more than the ones who pluck them... Watch,, or you may get plucked as well...
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I HUNG AROUND (really HUNG AROUND)the Voting PRECINCTS to suck up to the politicians.. and ended up going to jaiL????????? They knew I voted though before they hauled me away.. hahah
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See, your uncle whose name was HENRY,, got his RAMBLER cut off from an infection.. or he would not have cut them off.. He is mad at you for cutting them.. and getting his grave revenge now..
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YOU ARE YOUR OWN GURADIAN ANGEL.... Listen deep inside YERSELF.. YOU-- WILL GUIDE-- YOU... SOmetimes with a GUT FEELING...
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Look for a sweetheart named... AMBER... She will feed you PEPTO BISMAL... and warm tea.. and wine for your stomach's sake...
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Henry left you no money,, or you would be buying flowers with his money ,instead of cutting his pretty flowers.. So Cut off HENRY.. LIKE HE CUT YOU OFF.. Dammit...
Love you J -----El.. WHOAH!!
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GEEZ-US
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R..I..G..H..T!!!!!!! You are a GEE-KNEE-US.

AMBER is my favourite gem.....

I took a cutting of that rose every place I lived, but then I moved one more time and left it where it was.

I had to cut the cord.

Was I right in doing so Mr. Druhnk CHRIST?

Hope to Christ you don't mind so many questions.
Love you dearly DUH!

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DruHnk CHRIST wrote:
It is NOT the ''DRUNK CHRIST''.....!! I can assure you of that.. I am not into politics.. But I do go to pricincts and turn water into wine at certain times.. Duh..
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But.. THe answear to your question is....
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DA CAPITAL..........
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That is what D.C. stands for in WASHINGTON, D.C.'
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Now Go.. JEREMY.... and learn to spell your name right.. I KNOW ALL!!!
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If I weren't married I'd smite you for hours!!!

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It was YOU who turned the water into wine! Thank You!

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I like it.

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KarmaHalo wrote:
It was YOU who turned the water into wine! Thank You!
Because she was thirsty!(at the truck stop)

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missing_goldfish wrote:
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Because she was thirsty!(at the truck stop)
Wrong,Again!

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When you are drunk Christ ... Do you clip your pubs ?

“Always consider the dragon ...”

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Leap Of Faith!
dope show

AOL

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Laura Beth wrote:
When you are drunk Christ ... Do you clip your pubs ?
If he clips a pub, it's cuz he got behind the wheel at cosing time.

Hey DC, can ya git ridda karmanutface?

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May 12, 2010
 
I'm tired. Good Night!

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Sit down you're rocking the boat DuH!

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dope show .....


I didn't get it. Lol. I'll ask another question.

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Hey drunk Christ..... Do you like doggy style or head better?

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May 12, 2010
 
Well fudge! I ran DuH off.

Rats

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May 12, 2010
 
Drunk CHRIST wrote:
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I try not to put too much faith in man erecting anything anymore, Like your video suggests. For I recently tried having man erect an oil rig in the middle of the GULF and..well.. you have seen the news lately.. I prefer to do things on my own.. Without mankind.. They have a way of screwing up a few things I send to them..
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I mean..do you really even KNOW how much MONEY the Catholic Church could have made if they would have kept the original Cross that I was once crucified upon......???? The amount would surpass ANY and ALL T-Shirt sales, with JESUS SAVES on them.. or Evangelical meetings or tent revivals and song books, and bibles, and such.. WHOAH!
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And that is not even counting the musical instruments these, so called ('churches') waste... Don't let me go there.. Last time I was in a 'SIN A GAG',,,, I went to kicking the tables and sheet OVO... and OVO..... They got a wee mad at me.. heheh
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Oh well....
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Bless you...
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dc-dh
I'm am not a Christian, ha ha ha, far from it!
Did you ever see the movie Leap Of Faith? Terribly funny about a crooked roadside preacher. Ring of truth?

Bad oil spill, I feel the loss of all those critters, innocents. Poor Mother Earth, stained and sick. Are they still trying to play the blame game? Man is the monster here, shame shame shame.

Oh no DuH, I feel a song!
I'm So Sick!

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May 12, 2010
 
Oh! Good night DuH and beautiful wife, watch those flying ashtrays, INCOMING!

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May 12, 2010
 
Are we still asking questions to DC? If so I would like to know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood......I have wondered since I was young.....the eternal question

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