Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#110 Nov 30, 2012
... seein a police car in my rear view window ...

“...is it springtime yet!?...”

Since: Jun 08

fixin' to get cold here again

#111 Nov 30, 2012
.....reeeeeeeeeeelly religious folks......

“Well hung millionaire”

Level 1

Since: Nov 12

With wings

#112 Nov 30, 2012
Gunner wrote:
Naked squirrels make me nervous...
Yeah, squirrels aren't well hung like us chipmunks.

“Cool Change”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#113 Nov 30, 2012
tests in school

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#114 Nov 30, 2012
... wanna read my new copy of the WATCTOWER ...
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#115 Nov 30, 2012
Running screaming down the street...

“Cool Change”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#116 Nov 30, 2012
Old Sam wrote:
.....reeeeeeeeeeelly religious folks......
I hate when those Jehovas come knocking at my door.
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#117 Nov 30, 2012
Suezanne wrote:
<quoted text>
I hate when those Jehovas come knocking at my door.
Yeah, I'll knock 'em down trying to get out of the door. I yell "METH LAB! It's on FIRE!" Then run like hell.
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#118 Nov 30, 2012
Had an uncle who would answer the door naked when they knocked. All he had on was a sock. They didn't stay. They would usually throw a Watchtower from the driveway.

“Cool Change”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#119 Nov 30, 2012
Gunner wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah, I'll knock 'em down trying to get out of the door. I yell "METH LAB! It's on FIRE!" Then run like hell.
I'll have to try that. I just don't answer my door.

“Cool Change”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#120 Nov 30, 2012
Gunner wrote:
Had an uncle who would answer the door naked when they knocked. All he had on was a sock. They didn't stay. They would usually throw a Watchtower from the driveway.
And I bet the sock was on his 3rd leg.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#121 Nov 30, 2012
GMGMIKE wrote:
... seein a police car in my rear view window ...
chief you don't have a rear view mirror

“Stupidity Leak”

Level 5

Since: Sep 11

Woodsboro

#122 Nov 30, 2012
Carnies

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#123 Nov 30, 2012
Threads that insist on knowing what makes me nervous...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#124 Nov 30, 2012
WHEN The FREAKIN' rollercoaster is a the top of the hill...AND ya KNOW its gonna go DOWNFASTER than Anything YOU ever experienced Before!!!!
Rambler

Boise, ID

#126 Nov 30, 2012
Suezanne wrote:
<quoted text>
I hate when those Jehovas come knocking at my door.
Seriously.....

This last summer I was camped in one of the most Remote Places In This State and had the Jehovas come into my camp and try to preach to me.....

No Bullshit!

“...is it springtime yet!?...”

Since: Jun 08

fixin' to get cold here again

#127 Nov 30, 2012
...i'd be happy if the Baptists would quit ringin' my doorbell and wantin' me to come to their church....
Geno

San Jose, CA

#129 Nov 30, 2012
Murcie Vido wrote:
Old jealous prison queens with a grudge against everyone.
So, I make you nervous. You don't know what you're missing!

“Well hung millionaire”

Level 1

Since: Nov 12

With wings

#130 Dec 1, 2012
The ATM in the wee hours.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#131 Dec 1, 2012
A deer jumping out into the road when I'm driving.

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