keep Dreaming

Buffalo, NY

#85 Nov 30, 2012
animals bigger than me

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#86 Nov 30, 2012
...the squeak of a door after midnight.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Richmond, IN

#87 Nov 30, 2012
having to wait!

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#88 Nov 30, 2012
new insurance policy..... followed by home made mushroom soup

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

for a hamburger today.

#89 Nov 30, 2012
The SWAT team forming a barricade in my front yard.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#90 Nov 30, 2012
his/hers 1st day with a driver's license

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#91 Nov 30, 2012
I got an alert that the adblock updater is causing some security risks to my firefox

so the updater is now disabled for me ..

just alerting

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#92 Nov 30, 2012
A nurse with the Allstate Insurance guy's voice.
The Man

Medford, NY

#93 Nov 30, 2012
....a nurse with an adams apple.....

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#94 Nov 30, 2012
A guy with bigger boobs than me .

“From Dusk To Dawn,...”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Cruising U.S.A.

#96 Nov 30, 2012
Pre-Mature Undetermined Sex of Unborn Fetuses...

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#98 Nov 30, 2012
When ever you are nervous always do the deep breathing and if you don't know, either learn it from a yoga teacher or go to search engines like 'google' and type
Pranayama or yoga and pranayama. Please always keep your spine straight when
You do deep breathing. Always on empty stomach( 3 to 4 hours after a meal) no alcohol before it, drunk or any thing.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#99 Nov 30, 2012
If President Barack Obama and Congress cannot reach an agreement on the "fiscal cliff," economic experts agree it would be devastating. And ultimately, it could hurt your physical and emotionally

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#100 Nov 30, 2012
Harrison Freckturd :
You oughta see when I tuck my nub in between my legs while fondling my moobs in the mirror, I make myself so nervous with Iron Butterfly playing in the background.

Beth writes :

That's what I call a Moby Dick .

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#104 Nov 30, 2012
Harrison Freakturd wrote :

No love, they call me "pencil" for short.

Beth writes : I call that eraser head .
Nervous Shakedown

Crestline, OH

#105 Nov 30, 2012
A thousand different PIE Socks.

“Well hung millionaire”

Level 1

Since: Nov 12

With wings

#106 Nov 30, 2012
Spokaloonian wrote:
The SWAT team forming a barricade in my front yard.
The tear gas ain't fun, but the stuff they shoot you up with after they strap you down is pretty nice.

“Well hung millionaire”

Level 1

Since: Nov 12

With wings

#107 Nov 30, 2012
My cousins the squirrels. They seem way too comfortable around people.
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#108 Nov 30, 2012
70 here today. I sat out front watching the squirrels watching me. Those little things can stare you down and always win. They never blink. I sneezed and all his hair stuck straight out and then fell off. Poof!
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#109 Nov 30, 2012
Naked squirrels make me nervous...

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