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* What makes me NERVOUS is...*

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...when the doctor says, "Oops".

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When the doctor says "We're gonna have to drain that"...
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#532
Jan 9, 2013
 
..is when the doc says he has another prescription drug for what's ailing me.

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Jan 9, 2013
 
When the doctor asks for blood sample.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

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#534
Jan 9, 2013
 
How about when the doctor comes in with some kid who looks like he/ she just got out of high school and says, this is Joe/ Jan and he is training to be a nurse/ doctor And he will be taken your blood today.

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...Getting my flu shot tomarrow.....just kidding, i'm not nervous....

“It's A New Dawn”

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Visiting a new town on vacation...asking directions. Creeps me out!

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#537
Jan 10, 2013
 
...when I'm looking for the Bonus stars and get 13 p's.
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#538
Jan 10, 2013
 
When one of the Grandkids starts a sentence with "Grandma said..........

“FRANKLY I DON'T ”

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#539
Jan 10, 2013
 
some topixs posters
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#540
Jan 10, 2013
 
When your in surgery for something in your private region and the doc says you don't mind if these students gawk at your junk while i perform?
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Oprah staring at me like I'm a pork chop.

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#542
Jan 10, 2013
 
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Oprah staring at me like I'm a pork chop.
I guess Lance Armstrong is in trouble.

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#543
Jan 10, 2013
 
Steadman wrote:
Oprah staring at me like I'm a pork chop.
No She has nothing but love and affection.
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Humhainna wrote:
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No She has nothing but love and affection.
True, but it's love and affection for pork chops.

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When I go to see someone I have not seen in a very long time. Like a childhood friend. We were friends as kids not adults. Big difference! sometimes.

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Jan 10, 2013
 
Angry Birds

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Jan 10, 2013
 
Walking on thin ice.

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Steadman wrote:
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True, but it's love and affection for pork chops.
No she is watching her figure.
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Jan 11, 2013
 
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