* What makes me NERVOUS is...*

[oldsugar]

When my fly on my slacks is broke and won't go up ! And I am going commando.

[quilterqueen]

HH - do you know the Indonesian language?

I get nervous when I see that I have a PM because I'm getting some porn-trolls.
Do they reproduce in the dark corners of topix?

[liam cul8r]

As I was exiting the off ramp yesterday waiting to turn right an older couple started going the wrong way onto the highway down the off ramp. I started blowing my horn but they didn't understand why. You talk about nervous! I
Tried to get out of my car to try an warn them and my door wouldn't open( fortunately) because the doors stay locked until the car is in park. I put the car into reverse and started to try an block them when the driver realized what he was doing and pulled around behind me.
Thinking about the possible out come made me nervous as hell!

[oldsugar]

Wow Life and all the stuff !

[QuiteCrazy]

When grandparents don't stop feeding the children chocolate and candy past eight pm on Christmas Eve.... LOL

[oldsugar]

Had to think , thinking makes me nervous ! Why mess with the mind ?

[Humhainna]

Tomorrow night is New Year night. My stomach is upset. How will I request people not to offer me any drinks.

[liam cul8r]

Humhainna wrote:

Tomorrow night is New Year night. My stomach is upset. How will I request people not to offer me any drinks.

wear a designated driver wrist band and say "sorry, people are depending on me to get them home safe tonight".

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Walking on ice makes me nervous nowadays, I don't bounce so good anymore...

[oldsugar]

I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:

Walking on ice makes me nervous nowadays, I don't bounce so good anymore...

Lol , how stuff happens. The bounce is gone and so are the old bones. To much fun stuff from the past. Sure wouldn't wanna do it now. LMAO !

[Humhainna]

liam cul8r wrote:

<quoted text>wear a designated driver wrist band and say "sorry, people are depending on me to get them home safe tonight".

Where do I get the wrist band?

[liam cul8r]

Humhainna wrote:

<quoted text>
Where do I get the wrist band?

well I'm not sure. I know if you go to a bar or club they have them and usually you get free soda or coffee as long as your wearing them. It's just a bright colored band like you see kids wearing all the time on their wrist. Even if you can't find one, being a designated driver is usually pretty respected by most people who are drinking. You could even tie a colored ribbon around your wrist if you wanted to.

[Sweetie-Pie]

My home phone waking me at 3 AM, and it wasn't a wrong number, but wishing beyond all hope that it had been.

In simple words, the phone ringing in the dead of night.

[Sweetie-Pie]

I'm still a nervous wreck on this eve 2013.

Yesterday, my life was headed in one direction. Today, it is headed in another.

And, that F#%KING makes me nervous.

[Taffy]

liam cul8r wrote:

As I was exiting the off ramp yesterday waiting to turn right an older couple started going the wrong way onto the highway down the off ramp. I started blowing my horn but they didn't understand why. You talk about nervous! I
Tried to get out of my car to try an warn them and my door wouldn't open( fortunately) because the doors stay locked until the car is in park. I put the car into reverse and started to try an block them when the driver realized what he was doing and pulled around behind me.
Thinking about the possible out come made me nervous as hell!

You probably just saved numerous lives for your bravery. Congratulations to you, I wish more people were as caring as you. Hero.

[liam cul8r]

Taffy wrote:

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You probably just saved numerous lives for your bravery. Congratulations to you, I wish more people were as caring as you. Hero.

well thank you so much!

[Sweetie-Pie]

Siri

[Ed Muntin]

When Harley starts eyeing up all us guys when she hears "last call!".

[BLong]

Ed Muntin wrote:

When Harley starts eyeing up all us guys when she hears "last call!".

Probably makes the bartender even more nervous after everyone manages to slip out the door..

[Bartender]

BLong wrote:

<quoted text>Probably makes the bartender even more nervous after everyone manages to slip out the door..

You ain't kidding!!!
I always carry mace..... I just wish they sold it in bulk.