Level 9

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#431 Dec 26, 2012
drunk drivers

Level 7

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#432 Dec 26, 2012
When snorkeling, and i see a shadow in front of me, from something that is passing behind me.....
Uncle Sam

Medford, NY

#433 Dec 26, 2012
Asian Drivers

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#434 Dec 26, 2012
Uncle Sam wrote:
Asian Drivers
Yes Asian drivers are very careful on the road. Watch these Yankees.

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#435 Dec 26, 2012
This weather is keeping my mother-in-law here for another day...
but
there's a good side to evrythiing:
Jo Anne cleaned the house-even the bathrooms
Makes breakfast, lunch, and dinner
= seems my 'crown' is better than your 'crowns'?=

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#436 Dec 26, 2012
Watch the squeaky clean floor in case you slip.

“Live Each Day and Have Fun !”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Where I am at .

#437 Dec 26, 2012
Have no place to take a leak and there is only a patrol car in front of you empty.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#438 Dec 26, 2012
...when the power goes off and I'm not finished with topix.

“From Dusk To Dawn,...”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Cruising U.S.A.

#439 Dec 26, 2012
When "IT" goes off and I'm not finished, with Sexually satisfying Her,...

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#440 Dec 27, 2012
cjt12 wrote:
When "IT" goes off and I'm not finished, with Sexually satisfying Her,...
You are greedy and want to go on all night don't be selfish give her some rest.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#441 Dec 27, 2012
cjt12 wrote:
When "IT" goes off and I'm not finished, with Sexually satisfying Her,...
don't be nervous, just except it, I'm sure she's probably used to it! Haha?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#442 Dec 27, 2012
...when it snows a lot, then the sun comes out and melt some of it and then it freezes under the rest of the snow.

One of my brothers lives in Tahoe and he said they now have 6 feet of snow. He is getting good exercises by shoveling.

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#443 Dec 28, 2012
When you are admiring a beautiful woman and she turns and look at you. OMG

Level 4

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#444 Dec 28, 2012
Ducks - Ducks are evil

Level 1

Since: Apr 12

di balik awan

#445 Dec 28, 2012
in front of by the boys

Level 1

Since: Apr 12

di balik awan

#446 Dec 28, 2012
when the boys looked at me

Level 7

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#447 Dec 28, 2012
Bilbo_ wrote:
Ducks - Ducks are evil
..But tasty.....like cheesecake....

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#448 Dec 28, 2012
"I love me some fried chicken!!!"

"Nom, nom, nom!!!"

"Ewww...this chicken tastes like sh*t!!!"

"That's because it's duck."

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#449 Dec 28, 2012
boeLan poeRnama wrote:
when the boys looked at me
Tiap - tiap ummat itu mempunyai batas waktu yang ditetapkan; maka apabila telah datang waktunya mereka tidak dapat mengundurkan barang sesaat pun dan tidak dapat (pula) memajukannya.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#450 Dec 29, 2012
...heavy dark clouds and wind when I want to go somewhere.

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