How do I approach a woman? I'm so shy!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#63 Nov 14, 2012
If you're that shy, you might want to invest in lots of lotion instead.

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arguably garrulous

#64 Nov 14, 2012
African_shadows wrote:
<quoted text> lol. What if she doesn't take alcohol?
Thrre gulps later, offer her an empty beer.

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Since: Jun 11

Boll Weevil Arkansas

#65 Nov 14, 2012
Always approach a woman from the front. Hand her an unopened soda. Say, "Hello. You look thirsty."
Helpful Hint

Cleveland, GA

#66 Nov 14, 2012
Hold a pair of Christian Louboutin heels!!! You won't nee o say anything.

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Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#67 Nov 14, 2012
HangUpAndDrive wrote:
<quoted text>
Thrre gulps later, offer her an empty beer.
lol. You people are so funny!

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Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#68 Nov 14, 2012
Walkswithbeer wrote:
Always approach a woman from the front. Hand her an unopened soda. Say, "Hello. You look thirsty."
That's an excellent idea. What about the lame question "Have we met before?"

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#70 Nov 14, 2012
Give her a simple, real, present-

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Steph

Sausalito, CA

#71 Nov 14, 2012
Well....here's what you DON'T say to a woman! I was getting off my bike somewhere and some dude asked me if he "could be my bicycle seat." So lewd.

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Since: Sep 08

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#72 Nov 14, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
If you're that shy, you might want to invest in lots of lotion instead.
Gloop.

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Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#73 Nov 15, 2012
I can't reply to your comments directly. My stupid phone is acting up :(@excellent English skills, mimi niko sawa. Habari yako? That's the swahili part. The other part I don't understand :)
keep Dreaming

Buffalo, NY

#74 Nov 15, 2012
take one in the bush and have some bush yipppppeeeeiiii
HH Two

Medford, NY

#75 Nov 15, 2012
Helpful Hint wrote:
Hold a pair of Christian Louboutin heels!!! You won't nee o say anything.
Or UGGS!!!! Depending on the temperature when you see her!!!!

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Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#76 Nov 15, 2012
"How do I approach a woman? I'm so shy!"

If you're in France, try bringing a case of disposable razors and some deodorant - you'll be like a god.

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Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#77 Nov 15, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
"How do I approach a woman? I'm so shy!"
If you're in France, try bringing a case of disposable razors and some deodorant - you'll be like a god.
Really?

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Right here under my thumb

#78 Nov 15, 2012
African_shadows wrote:
<quoted text> Really?
And some toothpaste.

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Shaft Of Light

#79 Nov 15, 2012
The Gloop wrote:
<quoted text>Gloop.
You are brilliant, articulate, and what a sense of humor!

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Location hidden

#80 Nov 15, 2012
Where a speedo that says "Are you a meat eater"

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Arcadia, LA.

#81 Nov 15, 2012
Laura Beth wrote:
Where a speedo that says "Are you a meat eater"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
keep Dreaming

Buffalo, NY

#82 Nov 15, 2012
im a meat eater yum

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Kenya, E.Africa.

#83 Nov 15, 2012
I'm no longer shy. Thanks for your reply comments every one :)

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