Do = YOU = NEED = HELP ?

Do = YOU = NEED = HELP ?

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YOU NEED HELP

San Antonio, TX

#1 Oct 14, 2013
Are you ready to walk away from your
life and all your possessions and become
a disciple of the Lord Jesus the Christ?

To repent and break
your addiction to sin and

To live for God and God
only every day, all day long,
day after day.

To become born again,
baptized by the Spirit of the Lord
to be taught by the Lord and to

be Holy unto the Lord,
every day, all day long, day after day.

Are you ready to become
A Disciple of The Lord Jesus Christ?

I will help you.

[email protected]

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#2 Oct 14, 2013
What Flavors You Got Jim,...??

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#3 Oct 14, 2013
I.Just.Might.But.Doubt.You.Are .The.Answer.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#4 Oct 14, 2013
Hold my hand.. WHILE.. I take a BIG SH!T..for balance!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#5 Oct 14, 2013
I have incorporated under the name The Church of UhClemism. Does that count?
Ami in Miami

Miami, FL

#6 Oct 14, 2013
YOU NEED HELP wrote:
Are you ready to walk away from your
life and all your possessions and become
a disciple of the Lord Jesus the Christ?
To repent and break
your addiction to sin and
To live for God and God
only every day, all day long,
day after day.
To become born again,
baptized by the Spirit of the Lord
to be taught by the Lord and to
be Holy unto the Lord,
every day, all day long, day after day.
Are you ready to become
A Disciple of The Lord Jesus Christ?
I will help you.
[email protected]
Are you ready to walk away from your
life and all your possessions and become
a disciple of the Lord Jesus the Christ?

No. Are you?
right now

San Antonio, TX

#7 Oct 14, 2013
Are you not tired of being addicted to evil?
YOU NEED HELP

San Antonio, TX

#8 Oct 17, 2013
The truth will make you free.

Are you ready to become free?
T-Cz

Torrance, CA

#9 Oct 17, 2013
YOU NEED HELP wrote:
Are you ready ... I will help you.
[email protected]
How will you help?
post a comment

San Antonio, TX

#10 Oct 17, 2013
T-Cz wrote:
<quoted text>
How will you help?
Time will tell.

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#11 Oct 17, 2013
post a comment wrote:
<quoted text>Time will tell.
How much time are you counting on?
You/we/they may run out of time.
God laughs when we/you/they make plans.
GET HELP !
Teehee
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San Antonio, TX

#12 Oct 17, 2013
Tehee Candor wrote:
<quoted text>

GET HELP !
Teehee
Al right. You help me. Are you going to help me? Yes or no?

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#13 Oct 17, 2013
post a comment wrote:
<quoted text>Al right. You help me. Are you going to help me? Yes or no?
Nope, nor was I silly enough to claim to be able to.

Are you the_wise_one?
Same ISP.

Whatever ..

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#15 Oct 17, 2013
It's a challenge not to speak when I really wish to at times. Trolls are really full of themselves IMO.

Can't help some with stupidity.
post a comment

San Antonio, TX

#16 Oct 17, 2013
Tehee Candor wrote:
It's a challenge not to speak when I really wish to at times. Trolls are really full of themselves IMO.
Can't help some with stupidity.
How did you help your children?
post a comment

San Antonio, TX

#17 Oct 17, 2013
The Lord told me to ask this question.

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#18 Oct 17, 2013
YOU NEED HELP wrote:
Are you ready to walk away from your
life and all your possessions and become
a disciple of the Lord Jesus the Christ?
To repent and break
your addiction to sin and
To live for God and God
only every day, all day long,
day after day.
To become born again,
baptized by the Spirit of the Lord
to be taught by the Lord and to
be Holy unto the Lord,
every day, all day long, day after day.
Are you ready to become
A Disciple of The Lord Jesus Christ?
I will help you.
[email protected]
Walk away from my life!!!?

Jeez! NO WAY!!

Instead of walking away from life,
I'm hanging on to it with all my might for as long
I can:)

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#19 Oct 17, 2013
post a comment wrote:
<quoted text>How did you help your children?
What's your point?

I was just joking when I said GET HELP and that's also why I Teehee'd ya.

Why didn't you answer my question?
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#20 Oct 17, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Walk away from my life!!!?
Jeez! NO WAY!!
Instead of walking away from life,
I'm hanging on to it with all my might for as long
I can:)
atta girl!

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#21 Oct 17, 2013
post a comment wrote:
The Lord told me to ask this question.
Now that's funny !

I know better ...

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