Serial bottom-pincher on the loose

[blong]

'Bottom Pincher' cereal, (for those of you on a budget)-now available at your local Wal-Mart.

[Okiegal57]

What will we read about next? Maybe, I do not want to know...

[Hey Hey Paula]

Okiegal57 wrote:

What will we read about next? Maybe, I do not want to know...

Better stay away from Topix and especially Offbeat then. Otherwise, fasten your seatbelt, it's going to be a bumpy ride.:o)

[rods1]

Just a very quick word here.
Do any Americans know how far it is from Manchester to Doncaster in the UK? NO??
Well I hope there are a few American cops on exchange visits to Manchester, because I'm here and still bloody running.

[The Iggy]

EvilJedi wrote:

<quoted text>
***Pinches Iggy's butt***

*** Jumps up in the air & turns to pinch Paula's butt.

[The Iggy]

Marilyn -MW wrote:

<quoted text><Jumping up and slapping the handcuffs on you> You have the right to remain silent...(but do you have the ability?)...LOL

Oh no, I guess I'll call my hubby to come bail me out. LOL No I do not have the ability to stay silent, in fact it is one of my faults LOL Did you cuff EJ? ;)

[Marilyn -MW]

The Iggy wrote:

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Oh no, I guess I'll call my hubby to come bail me out. LOL No I do not have the ability to stay silent, in fact it is one of my faults LOL Did you cuff EJ? ;)

It's one of my faults too....LOL... no EJ hasn't pinched anyone yet...except maybe Danigirl but she's not talking...LOL

[blong]

Serial bottom pincher..hmm..

George Costanza?

[wyoming]

Marilyn -MW wrote:

Ooops...I dropped my pencil....<bending over to pick it up>

LOLOL
Tempting. truely tempting.

[tallyho]

Marilyn -MW wrote:

<quoted text><Jumping up and slapping the handcuffs on you> You have the right to remain silent...(but do you have the ability?)...LOL

that is some kinda pinch ..good one officer

[Hey Hey Paula]

The Iggy wrote:

<quoted text>
*** Jumps up in the air & turns to pinch Paula's butt.

Damn, you are good. I thought I was CYAing very well. Got to keep my eye on you. Look out, I will have to return the favor, when you least expect it.:O)

[Hey Hey Paula]

blong wrote:

Serial bottom pincher..hmm..
George Costanza?

Sounds about right to me. It's not really his fault. Ever since Susan died, he has just not been the same.

[legs4miles]

This pincher is lucky to get the notoriety. Honestly, "serial pincher", who are they kidding. When I was in college the fellas were goin' at it with both hands on a streaking sweep. I bruised a pincher pretty bad, I was wearing heels at the time. I guess the guys I knew would have been referred to as "mass pinchers". There is a danger if the pincher is not careful, they could get a name like "stinky finger". And if they don't practice safe pinching practices they contract "the Snap". That is a very painful condition, I hear. It happens when an indiscriminate pincher goes for the grab, only to find sadly and too late that the target has "noassatall disease". This disease results in the affected having merely the slightest dimpling of a crack in their back with which to lend them flexibility to walk, sit and defecate. The resulting snap is a finger strainer or breaker. Look twice at the fellas in the finger splints, they just may be practicing indiscriminate pinching. Oh! The shame of it all.

[Taxed Out]

Well there are many of them out and about on a weekend when I go out with my running buddies. I figure the cops would fall over laughing if I tried to report it though.

[Stella by starlight]

Any bottom pincher would needs to hands of an ape to pinch the cottage cheese a$$ of Rosie O'Donnell.

[BonJayne]

Did JGOP escape from jail AGAIN? Bad JG. No more pinching.(some days he thinks he is a lobster) ;-)

[The Iggy]

Marilyn -MW wrote:

<quoted text>It's one of my faults too....LOL... no EJ hasn't pinched anyone yet...except maybe Danigirl but she's not talking...LOL

He pinched my butt. LOL Get em':)

[The Iggy]

legs4miles wrote:

This pincher is lucky to get the notoriety. Honestly, "serial pincher", who are they kidding. When I was in college the fellas were goin' at it with both hands on a streaking sweep. I bruised a pincher pretty bad, I was wearing heels at the time. I guess the guys I knew would have been referred to as "mass pinchers". There is a danger if the pincher is not careful, they could get a name like "stinky finger". And if they don't practice safe pinching practices they contract "the Snap". That is a very painful condition, I hear. It happens when an indiscriminate pincher goes for the grab, only to find sadly and too late that the target has "noassatall disease". This disease results in the affected having merely the slightest dimpling of a crack in their back with which to lend them flexibility to walk, sit and defecate. The resulting snap is a finger strainer or breaker. Look twice at the fellas in the finger splints, they just may be practicing indiscriminate pinching. Oh! The shame of it all.

OH my goodness I can't stop laughing! That is soooo funny! LOL, ROFLMAO oh oh ... the cramp in my side, thanks! ;)

[The Iggy]

Hey Hey Paula wrote:

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Damn, you are good. I thought I was CYAing very well. Got to keep my eye on you. Look out, I will have to return the favor, when you least expect it.:O)

*keeps looking over my shoulder

[mo res]

No butt pinching for me I got slapped too many times when I did that......