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May 7, 2008

Serial bottom-pincher on the loose

North Manchester, England, authorities are out to put the pinch on a serial bottom-pincher.

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“The look of TRoLL”

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OMG....Theyve found me.
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May 7, 2008
 
Turkish or Greek-looking man?
I hope it isn't a muslim bottom pincher. To punish him properly they would have to cut off his hand.
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Church Slave wrote:
Turkish or Greek-looking man?
I hope it isn't a muslim bottom pincher. To punish him properly they would have to cut off his hand.
The only proper punishment for any muslim is to cut off his head. We will prevail over the evil of islam. God Bless America.

“Hedley.....it's HEDLEY! ”

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May 7, 2008
 
CYA

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I hate it when I get a box of cherios and the bottom's all squashed

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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May 7, 2008
 
I always pinch the bottom coupon off my ceral box to save money on my Fruit Loops.

“Toto, sentio nos in kansate...”

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I see the usual suspects are here for the line-up....LOL

“Toto, sentio nos in kansate...”

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Ooops...I dropped my pencil....<bending over to pick it up>

“Its A Great Day To Be Alive”

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lestinobambino wrote:
<quoted text>The only proper punishment for any muslim is to cut off his head. We will prevail over the evil of islam. God Bless America.
Paula Abdul still can be sexy at times. Can you skip her as you kill any mulsim.

Also, Hakeem was one of my favorite basketball players. Can you skip him also? Thanks.

Happy Crusades!

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Marilyn -MW wrote:
I see the usual suspects are here for the line-up....LOL
lol.

<tippy toe'ing towards you from behind, very quickly, and with a semi hard-on cause you bent over>

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May 7, 2008
 
Marilyn -MW wrote:
Ooops...I dropped my pencil....<bending over to pick it up>
oh oh I hear a greek...... creak

“Toto, sentio nos in kansate...”

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May 7, 2008
 
OneRyder wrote:
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lol.
<tippy toe'ing towards you from behind, very quickly, and with a semi hard-on cause you bent over>
Lol...thanks for noticing...I was hoping someone wood....uhhh.... would...

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May 7, 2008
 
put all joking a side I say lets get to the bottom of this

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May 7, 2008
 
Marilyn -MW wrote:
Ooops...I dropped my pencil....<bending over to pick it up>
*pinches Marilyn's butt!:)
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May 7, 2008
 
solenoglyph wrote:
I hate it when I get a box of cherios and the bottom's all squashed
I knew someone would write something along these lines. You beat the rest of the pervs to it.:o)
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May 7, 2008
 
EvilJedi wrote:
Why pinch when you can caress?
Much better, much much better. ;o)
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OneRyder wrote:
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lol.
<tippy toe'ing towards you from behind, very quickly, and with a semi hard-on cause you bent over>
Hey Beavis, he said hard-on

hee hee, hee hee

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May 7, 2008
 
The Iggy wrote:
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*pinches Marilyn's butt!:)
<Jumping up and slapping the handcuffs on you> You have the right to remain silent...(but do you have the ability?)...LOL
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#21
May 7, 2008
 
Among other things,I pat,rub,fondle and squeeze (lovingly)
but
I never pinch
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May 7, 2008
 
Church Slave wrote:
Turkish or Greek-looking man?
I hope it isn't a muslim bottom pincher. To punish him properly they would have to cut off his hand.
and whats wrong with that.
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