The worst Halloween treat handed out it

The worst Halloween treat handed out it

Created by Uh Clem on Oct 31, 2009

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Candy Corn

Popcorn balls

Apples/fruit

Toothbrush

Necco wafers

SweetTarts

Jolly Rancher

Anything with carob

Peahut brittle

Other crap

Beautiful Black Molly

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#81 Sep 16, 2013
Bible pamphlets ... What a buzz kill

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Fairfield, OH

#82 Sep 16, 2013
Marijuana Brownies
Monday Monday

Blacklick, OH

#83 Sep 16, 2013
Siren whistles.

Kids loved them, parents hated them.

Lots of fights over those "G-D'd whistles".

Some people won't come to my door if they know I'm giving them out.

I need to order another gross or two; Halloween is coming!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#84 Sep 16, 2013
Pictures of Harley.

Beautiful Black Molly

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#85 Sep 16, 2013
DILF wrote:
Pictures of Harley.
LOL, and scarring them for life!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#86 Sep 17, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
<quoted text>LOL, and scarring them for life!
True, but at least it's during Halloween so it's tempered a bit by all the other scarey stuff that Halloween is known for.......

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#87 Sep 17, 2013
Stickers
Level 5

Since: Dec 11

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#88 Sep 17, 2013
Vitamins

Spirit67_
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Since: May 13

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#89 Sep 17, 2013
Candy wrapper

Since: Nov 10

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#90 Sep 17, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
Candy wrapper
67...Nooooooooooooo!!!

“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#91 Sep 17, 2013
Funky stale candy from after valentines or Easter sales.

“I looked, and behold,”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

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#93 Sep 17, 2013
My crazy next door neighbor gave my kids expired food ... and that was before things got really bad between us and he went and cried (I mean wailing) to the neighbor lady about me (she thinks he's bipolar) and called the cops on me 3 times (two times in one night because I was having a "party" ... the party consisted of me and my one buddy working on my boat in my garage and we weren't even drinking or listening to music ... you shoulda seen how disappointed the cops were ... they thought they were showing up to bust some huge underage party and told me as much and how fun it is to watch them all run, lol ... another time was when my dogs were outside for 15 minutes while I cleaned up their room after they made a mess ... that time the officer didn't even come over to talk to me)

He also told the land surveyor (he spent 500 on a land survey because he thought the invisible fence people put the little tiny cable on his property, lol ... they didn't) that I got my Harley to intimidate him as he berated my wife in front of surveyor.

You can't make this stuff up. Houston, we have a problem ... mental problems that is.

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#94 Sep 17, 2013
Unroasted peanuts in the shell

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#95 Sep 18, 2013
Cow patties.

Since: Feb 09

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#96 Sep 18, 2013
those popcorn ball things.

I don't even know if they still sell them..
lol
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#97 Sep 18, 2013
Okay now how about what do you think is the worst costume? I think it was a couple of years ago a little girl, maybe 12 or so dressed in a 'Little Bo Peep' outfit and the person with her was Pedobear!

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Since: Oct 08

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#98 Sep 18, 2013
Toothpaste.
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#100 Sep 18, 2013
Anything homemade by an elderly person or anyone looking disheveled or with dirty soiled clothes on for that matter. I grew up in a middle-class neighborhood, but there were a few poor old lonely souls who had no one to look after them but themselves. I still remember this sweet old lady who came to the door and asked me to step inside while she went to get my treat. I saw her go over to a dining room table and she took some fruit from a bowl. That fruit must have been there for quite a while because I could smell it across the room. As soon as I got back outside, I checked my bag and sure enough, the fruit was rotten. The old woman looked as though her dress hadn't been changed in a while. She was sweet though and meant well. I felt so sorry for her but she seemed happy. Obviously she's long gone by now, but I still remember how sweet she was. I hope she had a family that was by her side when her time came.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#101 Sep 22, 2013
A pair of MUDDY DRIED SOCKS...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#102 Sep 23, 2013
Hummus.

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