The worst Halloween treat handed out it

The worst Halloween treat handed out it

Created by Uh Clem on Oct 31, 2009

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Candy Corn

Popcorn balls

Apples/fruit

Toothbrush

Necco wafers

SweetTarts

Jolly Rancher

Anything with carob

Peahut brittle

Other crap

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#41 Nov 1, 2009
Michael Jackson Fan Girl wrote:
I gotta rock.
Clarify... You HAVE a rock, or are you experiencing an urgent NEED to rock?

“Not Elephant Nor Jackass”

Level 1

Since: Oct 09

Manhattan KS

#42 Nov 1, 2009
Carob - Yuck...

Carob is only good for those who prefer texture and color over consistency and taste.

“Not Elephant Nor Jackass”

Level 1

Since: Oct 09

Manhattan KS

#43 Nov 1, 2009
Michael Jackson Fan Girl wrote:
I gotta rock.
HOW do you "rock" to Michael Jackass?

Level 1

Since: Feb 09

I'm just sayin'

#44 Nov 1, 2009
- Bull - wrote:
<quoted text>
HOW do you "rock" to Michael Jackass?
*moonwalks*

“"you're not the boss of me"”

Since: Aug 09

yep, right, uh huh

#45 Nov 1, 2009
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Clarify... You HAVE a rock, or are you experiencing an urgent NEED to rock?
tg you're back (avatar speaking)

I really don't deal well with change.

Is Halloween dead? Maybe it's just where I live, but I had one kid (she was about 13) and that is IT.

I really don't want to be forced to eat this candy, but at least I bought the most excellent stuff.

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#46 Nov 1, 2009
diabetic pills, LOL

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#47 Nov 1, 2009
I'm surprised no one has mentioned those little religious hand outs. Use to get them when we were little but that was long ago.

Since: Oct 09

White House, TN

#48 Nov 1, 2009
Simply_Red wrote:
I'm surprised no one has mentioned those little religious hand outs. Use to get them when we were little but that was long ago.
I just was! LOL! We already have a church just hand over the d amn candy!

Father Theresa

“Sign at Offbeat E-Entrance”

Since: Oct 09

Bang-la-desh

#49 Nov 1, 2009
Simply_Red wrote:
I'm surprised no one has mentioned those little religious hand outs. Use to get them when we were little but that was long ago.
Never had those when I was growing up. Former Trick or Treaters had probably murdered them all.

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#50 Nov 1, 2009
Simply_Red wrote:
I'm surprised no one has mentioned those little religious hand outs. Use to get them when we were little but that was long ago.
haha, forgot about those!
gyped

Caret, VA

#51 Nov 1, 2009
Stale easter peeps.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#52 Nov 1, 2009
JG OP wrote:
<quoted text>so ..like a COPY then???? Un original???.Oh I see....Unoriginal is nasty I mean like you said ..if we like the REAL stuff. Good point there.
It was also used as a filler for coffee substitute. They tried to make a fake coffee once, but nobody really wanted it. Apparently, it tasted nasty.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#53 Nov 1, 2009
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Clarify... You HAVE a rock, or are you experiencing an urgent NEED to rock?
Duck!

Since: Oct 09

United States

#54 Nov 1, 2009
They hospitals want the kids to sell there candy to them a dollar a pound. Hell no if I were a kid.

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#55 Nov 1, 2009
Last night at the mall this one place was handing out 3x5 note pads...I thought puke..If I had been a kid I would passed this place by...

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#56 Nov 1, 2009
Tuvok wrote:
Last night at the mall this one place was handing out 3x5 note pads...I thought puke..If I had been a kid I would passed this place by...
Well, you take the note pad, go to the place that passed out pens, then go back to the first place with the note pad, with what you want them to do with it written on it.
noname

Namyangju, Korea

#57 Nov 1, 2009
yeah.. I found that our the hard way. Looks really tasty. It is not!
Internet Cop wrote:
<quoted text> Carob is a fake "Chocolate". Its really nasty,especially if you like real chocolate.

“Let her cry, for she's a Lady”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Let her dream, she's a Child

#58 Nov 1, 2009
Someone may have said this, but....

Charlie Brown: I got a rock.

As Always
Cherish Your Loved Ones

“Let her cry, for she's a Lady”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Let her dream, she's a Child

#59 Nov 1, 2009
Oh, see, someone DID say it. <sighs>

As Always...
Cafe de La Paix

Quinlan, TX

#60 Nov 1, 2009
When I wuz a chile...we knocked on an old mexican woman, who people said she was a witch.
I had a fat orange plastic pumpkin. I heard "clink, clink clink"....like something made of metal....THEY WERE "BALAS"....
Balas is 'ammo', so try imagining what 30-30 Winchester ammo looks like.....yikes......and for a chile......Go figure!
Imagine if I had already stashed a 'piece' with me on my Halloween Trick-or-Treat Tour......and she would have given me .22 's........Yikes!

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