The worst Halloween treat handed out it

The worst Halloween treat handed out it

Created by Uh Clem on Oct 31, 2009

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Candy Corn

Popcorn balls

Apples/fruit

Toothbrush

Necco wafers

SweetTarts

Jolly Rancher

Anything with carob

Peahut brittle

Other crap

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Pretty Feet

Lansdale, PA

#1 Oct 31, 2009
gotta say All of the above.
except whats carob?
:O}

“I'm just Goofy”

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Since: Oct 09

Thats why I'm an internet cop

#2 Oct 31, 2009
Pretty Feet wrote:
gotta say All of the above.
except whats carob?
:O}
Carob is a fake "Chocolate". Its really nasty,especially if you like real chocolate.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3 Oct 31, 2009
Pretty Feet wrote:
gotta say All of the above.
except whats carob?
:O}
Carob is a 'non-Demonic' substitute for chocolate. You must be a true heathen to not know what it is. Good for you!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#4 Oct 31, 2009
Now folks, if you select 'other crap' we have to know what it is...

“"you're not the boss of me"”

Since: Aug 09

yep, right, uh huh

#5 Oct 31, 2009
What I hated the most when I took my kids out was the people that would answer the door and say 'we don't participate in Halloween'........wtf? Why not have the lights off and NOT answer the door? That way no one will bother your wonderful evening....

(apples and raisins also suck)

happy haunting, all!!
gloria

Los Angeles, CA

#6 Oct 31, 2009
Pretty Feet wrote:
gotta say All of the above.
except whats carob?
:O}
Here ya go, Pretty Feet:

Carob, dried or roasted and having a slightly sweet taste, in powder or chip form, is used as an ingredient in cakes and cookies. Carob is sometimes used as a substitute for chocolate. The seeds, also known as locust beans, are used as animal feed. They are also the source of locust bean gum, a thickening agent used in numerous processed foods. In Egypt, carobs are consumed as a snack. Crushed pods are used to make a refreshing drink. Compotes and liqueurs are made from carob in Turkey, Malta, Portugal, Spain and Sicily. Carob has proven effective in relieving diarrhea in infants.[8] In Libya, a syrup is extracted from carob named rub used as a complimentary to Asida meal. In Peru carob syrup is used in a popular mixed drink, la algarrobina.

Carob has also been used as a non-toxic alternative to chocolate in dog treats, as the theobromine in chocolate is toxic to all dogs.[9]
MSE

Mount Vernon, OH

#7 Oct 31, 2009
Rocks ....like what Charlie Brown got on Halloween or anything with razor blades in it.

Father Theresa

“Sign at Offbeat E-Entrance”

Since: Oct 09

Bang-la-desh

#8 Oct 31, 2009
Pretty Feet wrote:
gotta say All of the above.
except whats carob?
:O}
some vegan crap- they make vegan dog treats out of it..I couldn't get my dogs to touch it with beef gravy poured over it, they just licked off the gravy..

Father Theresa

“Sign at Offbeat E-Entrance”

Since: Oct 09

Bang-la-desh

#9 Oct 31, 2009
The toothbrush is some new politically correct thing too.
JILL NEFF

Moline, IL

#10 Oct 31, 2009
Apples with razor blades in them
RAY-ZORZ

Logan, WV

#11 Oct 31, 2009
I gave razors out in my apples.. and the kiddies around here, started slicing my tires with them...
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no wonder they call this the ----BAD LANDS..
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dh
gloria

Los Angeles, CA

#12 Oct 31, 2009
Father Theresa wrote:
The toothbrush is some new politically correct thing too.
Political correctness aside,I actually think that is a great idea. The kids can use it to clean all the gooey candy off their teeth that they get from everyone else.
Wax-Flute

Logan, WV

#13 Oct 31, 2009
Father Theresa wrote:
The toothbrush is some new politically correct thing too.
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I always despised the WAX FLUTE....
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And......Does anyone but me think that the FATHER THERESA dude's Avatar pic.,, looks alot like REGIS?????
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HUH??
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Duh-''toot''toot''-------7503
JILL NEFF

Moline, IL

#14 Oct 31, 2009
RAY-ZORZ wrote:
I gave razors out in my apples.. and the kiddies around here, started slicing my tires with them...
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no wonder they call this the ----BAD LANDS..
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dh
GOOD
UH-PHLEM

Logan, WV

#15 Oct 31, 2009
I always liked handing out those little squared-caramel-peanut butter-- MARY JANES
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Then it takes the brats about fifteen minutes to peel one of them free.... from the wrapper.... hahahaa
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Then ,, when they eat it ,...... it pulls a tooth for them..... hahahahhaha
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(Laughing with an evil clown laugh)
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OOOOOOEEEEHAHAHHHAHAAAAAAhah ha
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Duh PHLEM........??
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UH-PHLEM

Logan, WV

#16 Oct 31, 2009
Last Chance with MAry Jane-- er Dance
&fe ature=fvst
Tom Petty
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How did I get here.....??
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I am UH PHLEM.....
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UH CHLEM'S ---younger coffing brother...
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dh
DA HOOD

Logan, WV

#17 Oct 31, 2009
I live in the HOOD...
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I gave out Condums. syringes, and straws????? and a lighter full of butane???? Oh yeah and some of that CHOY stuff.. CHAr.. BISCUIT...thingy...
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Oh geesh.. all in a zip lock baggy????
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Too much Info..
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Duh

“Out in the West Texas”

Level 1

Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#18 Oct 31, 2009
Wax-Flute wrote:
<quoted text>
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I always despised the WAX FLUTE....
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And......Does anyone but me think that the FATHER THERESA dude's Avatar pic.,, looks alot like REGIS?????
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HUH??
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Duh-''toot''toot''-------7503
Oliver, my gay friend, always looks forward to Halloween.
He says that he loves getting skin flutes.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#19 Oct 31, 2009
Nobody has objected to 'peahut brittle' which is either misspelled or crunched-up shards of a port-o-potty.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#20 Oct 31, 2009
Suckers, hard candy, peppermint, and candy canes should be on the list.

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