Man accused of using fake penis for drug test

Mar 28, 2013 Full story: Denver Post 23

ST. CHARLES, Mo. - A St. Louis-area man is facing criminal charges alleging that he used a prosthetic penis to try to pass a drug test.

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“Pompous pontificator”

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#1 Mar 28, 2013
Is that a banana in yer pocket....?

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#2 Mar 28, 2013
Bubbletoes wrote:
Is that a banana in yer pocket....?
...no, it's my Whizzinator...
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solut...

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#3 Mar 28, 2013
OMG. What next? Missouri and Illinois are full of druggies.
Parden pard

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#4 Mar 28, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...no, it's my Whizzinator...
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solut...
I borrowed it from my lesbian neighbor.(whats the big deal,,?)

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#5 Mar 28, 2013
Has Anne Coulter reported something stolen?
DonkeyEstonkey

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#6 Mar 28, 2013
What's the world coming to where they want to indict you for borrowing a dick!

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#7 Mar 28, 2013
Why not? Fake urine, so fake penis.
Paris HIlton

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#8 Mar 29, 2013
Well, it's better than using a fake penis to kill someone right?
DonkeyEstonkey

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#9 Mar 29, 2013
If they outlaw fake dicks, then the only people that'll have them will be outlaws...

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#10 Mar 29, 2013
Someone got a heads up!!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#11 Mar 29, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
Has Anne Coulter reported something stolen?
Why would Anne Coulter report Nancy Pelosi's penis stolen?

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#12 Mar 29, 2013
A whizzinator.. LMAO!! Tell that to the Terminator...

I bought one,,,I use it now to water my plants and write my name in the snow...handy as hell..

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#13 Mar 29, 2013
Here a new idea .... how about just stop doing drugs?

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#14 Mar 29, 2013
itsmejd wrote:
OMG. What next? Missouri and Illinois are full of druggies.
They are everywhere.
Dragon Love wrote:
Here a new idea .... how about just stop doing drugs?
Need to take that up with the government. Was their idea.

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#15 Mar 29, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
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Why would Anne Coulter report Nancy Pelosi's penis stolen?
She wouldn't.

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#16 Mar 29, 2013
You think that will hold water in court? LOL!
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#17 Mar 29, 2013
Dragon Love wrote:
Here a new idea .... how about just stop doing drugs?
What fun would that be??? Then I'd have to get one of those job things and I wouldn't be able to sit around getting high while others work for my living! I'd have to give up my free phone too!!!!

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#18 Mar 29, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
You think that will hold water in court? LOL!
LOL Hip!

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#19 Mar 29, 2013
Dragon Love wrote:
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LOL Hip!
Thank ya honey! Actually, I didn't know fake penises held water! LOL!

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#20 Mar 29, 2013
There were times the ladies thought I had a fake one...it was just TOO perfect and luscious. Oh...those were the days. And the nights were't bad either ;-)

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