Man accused of using fake penis for d...

Man accused of using fake penis for drug test

There are 23 comments on the Denver Post story from Mar 28, 2013, titled Man accused of using fake penis for drug test. In it, Denver Post reports that:

ST. CHARLES, Mo. - A St. Louis-area man is facing criminal charges alleging that he used a prosthetic penis to try to pass a drug test.

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“Pompous pontificator”

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#1 Mar 28, 2013
Is that a banana in yer pocket....?

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#2 Mar 28, 2013
Bubbletoes wrote:
Is that a banana in yer pocket....?
...no, it's my Whizzinator...
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solut...

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#3 Mar 28, 2013
OMG. What next? Missouri and Illinois are full of druggies.
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#4 Mar 28, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...no, it's my Whizzinator...
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solut...
I borrowed it from my lesbian neighbor.(whats the big deal,,?)

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#5 Mar 28, 2013
Has Anne Coulter reported something stolen?
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#6 Mar 28, 2013
What's the world coming to where they want to indict you for borrowing a dick!

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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#7 Mar 28, 2013
Why not? Fake urine, so fake penis.
Paris HIlton

Medford, NY

#8 Mar 29, 2013
Well, it's better than using a fake penis to kill someone right?
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#9 Mar 29, 2013
If they outlaw fake dicks, then the only people that'll have them will be outlaws...

“Hey Moe ! ! !”

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#10 Mar 29, 2013
Someone got a heads up!!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#11 Mar 29, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
Has Anne Coulter reported something stolen?
Why would Anne Coulter report Nancy Pelosi's penis stolen?
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#12 Mar 29, 2013
A whizzinator.. LMAO!! Tell that to the Terminator...

I bought one,,,I use it now to water my plants and write my name in the snow...handy as hell..

“Beware ye of the dragon's lair”

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for ye are juicy medium rare

#13 Mar 29, 2013
Here a new idea .... how about just stop doing drugs?

“Still Waters Run Deep”

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#14 Mar 29, 2013
itsmejd wrote:
OMG. What next? Missouri and Illinois are full of druggies.
They are everywhere.
Dragon Love wrote:
Here a new idea .... how about just stop doing drugs?
Need to take that up with the government. Was their idea.

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#15 Mar 29, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
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Why would Anne Coulter report Nancy Pelosi's penis stolen?
She wouldn't.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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#16 Mar 29, 2013
You think that will hold water in court? LOL!
Typical Obama Voter

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#17 Mar 29, 2013
Dragon Love wrote:
Here a new idea .... how about just stop doing drugs?
What fun would that be??? Then I'd have to get one of those job things and I wouldn't be able to sit around getting high while others work for my living! I'd have to give up my free phone too!!!!

“Beware ye of the dragon's lair”

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#18 Mar 29, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
You think that will hold water in court? LOL!
LOL Hip!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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#19 Mar 29, 2013
Dragon Love wrote:
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LOL Hip!
Thank ya honey! Actually, I didn't know fake penises held water! LOL!

“Pompous pontificator”

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#20 Mar 29, 2013
There were times the ladies thought I had a fake one...it was just TOO perfect and luscious. Oh...those were the days. And the nights were't bad either ;-)

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