How Often Do You Masterbate?

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Tappahannock, VA

#1 Jul 14, 2010
I'm good for 2-3 times a week.
I like toys too.

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Ky

#2 Jul 14, 2010
ROTFLMAO!

You really expect ppl to answer this? How would I ever be able to look you in the face again without laughing!

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Ky

#3 Jul 14, 2010
Xer Recar....

Maybe this is the secret to your "happiness"...
Krypteia

Shoreham-by-sea, UK

#4 Jul 14, 2010
Can i come and go on this thread as i please..
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#5 Jul 14, 2010
Liebchen wrote:
ROTFLMAO!
You really expect ppl to answer this? How would I ever be able to look you in the face again without laughing!
I'm doin' it right now!! Woo hoo!
scotbear

Milwaukee, WI

#6 Jul 14, 2010
OH, COME---NOW!

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Ky

#7 Jul 14, 2010
Krypteia wrote:
Can i come and go on this thread as i please..
Sure! Come on in!

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Ky

#8 Jul 14, 2010
Arminius wrote:
<quoted text>I'm doin' it right now!! Woo hoo!
Haha! For some reason, I'm not surprised!

I told a friend of mine the other day, if I were to wake up one morning to discover I had a penis, I'd probably never leave the house again...
Krypteia

Shoreham-by-sea, UK

#9 Jul 14, 2010
Liebchen wrote:
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Haha! For some reason, I'm not surprised!
I told a friend of mine the other day, if I were to wake up one morning to discover I had a penis, I'd probably never leave the house again...
Have you never had one before babes?lol

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Ky

#10 Jul 14, 2010
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Have you never had one before babes?lol
Lol. I'm sure I have. I do have two children, so I must have. Right...?
LEE ann

Waterbury, CT

#11 Jul 14, 2010
OKAY...... I CAN NOT BELIEVE i am actually going to answer this... But.. i don't... i have tried and i just do not get the thrill.. I JUST DO NOT TURN MYSELF ON... I just not my type i guess.. oh well. other then,,,,, you know,,, doing that.. what else do you all do??????? What did you do to day??????

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Ky

#12 Jul 14, 2010
LEE ann wrote:
OKAY...... I CAN NOT BELIEVE i am actually going to answer this... But.. i don't... i have tried and i just do not get the thrill.. I JUST DO NOT TURN MYSELF ON... I just not my type i guess.. oh well. other then,,,,, you know,,, doing that.. what else do you all do??????? What did you do to day??????
Ok guys.(rolling up sleeves) I'll handle this one.

I've been on here for several years, but lost my password, and started over under a version of my former "name". When I started on here, I'd recently been divorced, wasn't remotely interested in dating, but needed...uh...something.

One girl on here, suggested a rampant rabbit. I didn't know exactly what that was, and when she told me, I was mortified. Never in my life had I even considered that. Yeah, I knew what they were, I'd been in "toy" shops, just didn't think they applied to me. Like you, it just didn't work. Trust me, I tried. Really tried. In my marriage, the sex was indescribable. Marriage sucked, but the sex was awesome. When my marriage ended, so did the big O's.

About a year ago, my daughter wanted a toy as a novelty. I hope. I really do not want to know! Anyway, I drove to the next town (mine doesn't have "toy" stores) and bought her one. And just for the heck of it, I got one, too.

You kind of have to figure out what works for you. Maybe it's one with a suction cup you can stick to the shower wall, or a set of ben wa balls. The pursuit of finding out what works is worth it. It'll never replace sex with another person, but it'll definitely take the edge off.

Best money I ever spent in my life...
End The Hate

Pasadena, CA

#13 Jul 14, 2010
Liebchen wrote:
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Ok guys.(rolling up sleeves) I'll handle this one.
I've been on here for several years, but lost my password, and started over under a version of my former "name". When I started on here, I'd recently been divorced, wasn't remotely interested in dating, but needed...uh...something.
One girl on here, suggested a rampant rabbit. I didn't know exactly what that was, and when she told me, I was mortified. Never in my life had I even considered that. Yeah, I knew what they were, I'd been in "toy" shops, just didn't think they applied to me. Like you, it just didn't work. Trust me, I tried. Really tried. In my marriage, the sex was indescribable. Marriage sucked, but the sex was awesome. When my marriage ended, so did the big O's.
About a year ago, my daughter wanted a toy as a novelty. I hope. I really do not want to know! Anyway, I drove to the next town (mine doesn't have "toy" stores) and bought her one. And just for the heck of it, I got one, too.
You kind of have to figure out what works for you. Maybe it's one with a suction cup you can stick to the shower wall, or a set of ben wa balls. The pursuit of finding out what works is worth it. It'll never replace sex with another person, but it'll definitely take the edge off.
Best money I ever spent in my life...
Thanks 4 the info but what is a rampant rabbit? I don't do the MB thingy cuz I fall asleep the minute my head hits the pillow at night.
Krypteia

Shoreham-by-sea, UK

#14 Jul 14, 2010
Liebchen wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok guys.(rolling up sleeves) I'll handle this one.
I've been on here for several years, but lost my password, and started over under a version of my former "name". When I started on here, I'd recently been divorced, wasn't remotely interested in dating, but needed...uh...something.
One girl on here, suggested a rampant rabbit. I didn't know exactly what that was, and when she told me, I was mortified. Never in my life had I even considered that. Yeah, I knew what they were, I'd been in "toy" shops, just didn't think they applied to me. Like you, it just didn't work. Trust me, I tried. Really tried. In my marriage, the sex was indescribable. Marriage sucked, but the sex was awesome. When my marriage ended, so did the big O's.
About a year ago, my daughter wanted a toy as a novelty. I hope. I really do not want to know! Anyway, I drove to the next town (mine doesn't have "toy" stores) and bought her one. And just for the heck of it, I got one, too.
You kind of have to figure out what works for you. Maybe it's one with a suction cup you can stick to the shower wall, or a set of ben wa balls. The pursuit of finding out what works is worth it. It'll never replace sex with another person, but it'll definitely take the edge off.
Best money I ever spent in my life...
How old is your daughter?
I'm sure there's plenty of men that would be more than happy to help you out in that department..Now if i lived closer...lol

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Ky

#15 Jul 14, 2010
End The Hate wrote:
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Thanks 4 the info but what is a rampant rabbit? I don't do the MB thingy cuz I fall asleep the minute my head hits the pillow at night.
The lady that mentioned the "rampant rabbit" was from England. That's what they call a BOB over there.
WATCH OUT

United States

#16 Jul 14, 2010
Liebchen wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok guys.(rolling up sleeves) I'll handle this one.
I've been on here for several years, but lost my password, and started over under a version of my former "name". When I started on here, I'd recently been divorced, wasn't remotely interested in dating, but needed...uh...something.
One girl on here, suggested a rampant rabbit. I didn't know exactly what that was, and when she told me, I was mortified. Never in my life had I even considered that. Yeah, I knew what they were, I'd been in "toy" shops, just didn't think they applied to me. Like you, it just didn't work. Trust me, I tried. Really tried. In my marriage, the sex was indescribable. Marriage sucked, but the sex was awesome. When my marriage ended, so did the big O's.
About a year ago, my daughter wanted a toy as a novelty. I hope. I really do not want to know! Anyway, I drove to the next town (mine doesn't have "toy" stores) and bought her one. And just for the heck of it, I got one, too.
You kind of have to figure out what works for you. Maybe it's one with a suction cup you can stick to the shower wall, or a set of ben wa balls. The pursuit of finding out what works is worth it. It'll never replace sex with another person, but it'll definitely take the edge off.
Best money I ever spent in my life...
i have to agree toys make doing it so much more enjoyable.ido it 2-3 times a week,got a hold of one of the wifes toys when she wasnt around onceand well as i said now its so much more

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#17 Jul 14, 2010
Liebchen wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok guys.(rolling up sleeves) I'll handle this one.
I've been on here for several years, but lost my password, and started over under a version of my former "name". When I started on here, I'd recently been divorced, wasn't remotely interested in dating, but needed...uh...something.
One girl on here, suggested a rampant rabbit. I didn't know exactly what that was, and when she told me, I was mortified. Never in my life had I even considered that. Yeah, I knew what they were, I'd been in "toy" shops, just didn't think they applied to me. Like you, it just didn't work. Trust me, I tried. Really tried. In my marriage, the sex was indescribable. Marriage sucked, but the sex was awesome. When my marriage ended, so did the big O's.
About a year ago, my daughter wanted a toy as a novelty. I hope. I really do not want to know! Anyway, I drove to the next town (mine doesn't have "toy" stores) and bought her one. And just for the heck of it, I got one, too.
You kind of have to figure out what works for you. Maybe it's one with a suction cup you can stick to the shower wall, or a set of ben wa balls. The pursuit of finding out what works is worth it. It'll never replace sex with another person, but it'll definitely take the edge off.
Best money I ever spent in my life...
Good for you. Some women are so hung up thinking that masturbating or using toys to pleasure themselves is dirty.

I'm good for 2 - 4 times a week on average.

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Since: Feb 10

Ky

#18 Jul 14, 2010
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>How old is your daughter?
I'm sure there's plenty of men that would be more than happy to help you out in that department..Now if i lived closer...lol
She's 18. I'd much rather turn the TV up WAAAAAY loud, just in case (like I said, I don't wanna know) than have her in a situation that might be questionable. Like I said, she said just as a novelty. I'm willing to let it go at that!

Ha! There are those willing. I'm just not very promiscuous.

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Since: Feb 10

Ky

#19 Jul 14, 2010
WATCH OUT wrote:
<quoted text>i have to agree toys make doing it so much more enjoyable.ido it 2-3 times a week,got a hold of one of the wifes toys when she wasnt around onceand well as i said now its so much more
Good for you both. So much better when you share the experience.

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Since: Feb 10

Ky

#20 Jul 14, 2010
LI Raised wrote:
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Good for you. Some women are so hung up thinking that masturbating or using toys to pleasure themselves is dirty.
I'm good for 2 - 4 times a week on average.
I didn't think it was dirty, it just wasn't a subject we ever discussed growing up. EVER. Taboo. I really didn't have a choice about getting over it. I thought I'd go nuts. Like I said, won't replace being with another person, but it'll knock the edge off.

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