Should sex with midgets be outlawed?

Should sex with midgets be outlawed?

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Cookie

Yorktown, VA

#1 Jul 13, 2008
Is this not kind of pedophile? Have you ever done these deede?
Big Tiny

Torrance, CA

#2 Jul 13, 2008
Heck no. Everyone needs a little now and then.
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#3 Jul 13, 2008
Do little men have little.....

“1943-2013”

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#4 Jul 13, 2008
Hell No

what'll be next
no sex after 50

“I don't do sarcasm...but... ”

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sometimes I get provoked!

#5 Jul 13, 2008
If it was outlawed, would that mean that midget to midget sex would be illegal?
Have_A_Shart

San Mateo, CA

#6 Jul 13, 2008
All people with defective genes should be sterilized.
G L Rockwell

Cockeysville, MD

#7 Jul 13, 2008
Yes and no. If the midget's chin comes up to the bar then he should be allowed to have sex but only when drunk. If his or her chin does not come up to bar and even standing on a bar stool does not help, he or she should not be allowed to have sex except when drunk. That way they would not know what they were doing and the sex would not take place anyway. Perhaps we should pass this question on to Rev Sharpton or Jesse Jackson. What! Jesse says cut his you know what out and he will not have to worry about sex or the other thing if it is a female.

“1943-2013”

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#8 Jul 13, 2008
Have_A_Shart wrote:
All people with defective genes should be sterilized.
Can we start with you ?
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#9 Jul 13, 2008
Hey skip, love your avatar.

“Out in the West Texas”

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Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#10 Jul 13, 2008
A midget meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place for some fun.

They're undressing, and he drops his trousers. She points to his scarred knees and asks what happened.

He says, "When I was young, I contracted kneesles."

She says, "You mean measles."

He replies, "No, I actually got kneesles."

She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his mangled toes and asks about them.

He says, "Shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio."

She asks, "You mean polio?"

He replies, "No, I got toelio."

She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says, "Don't tell me - smallcox."

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#11 Jul 13, 2008
William Pena wrote:
A midget meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place for some fun.
They're undressing, and he drops his trousers. She points to his scarred knees and asks what happened.
He says, "When I was young, I contracted kneesles."
She says, "You mean measles."
He replies, "No, I actually got kneesles."
She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his mangled toes and asks about them.
He says, "Shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio."
She asks, "You mean polio?"
He replies, "No, I got toelio."
She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says, "Don't tell me - smallcox."
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was bad :-)
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#12 Jul 13, 2008
William Pena wrote:
A midget meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place for some fun.
They're undressing, and he drops his trousers. She points to his scarred knees and asks what happened.
He says, "When I was young, I contracted kneesles."
She says, "You mean measles."
He replies, "No, I actually got kneesles."
She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his mangled toes and asks about them.
He says, "Shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio."
She asks, "You mean polio?"
He replies, "No, I got toelio."
She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says, "Don't tell me - smallcox."
funny
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#13 Jul 13, 2008
ive never met a midgett,,,,but if midgett mac on i love new york,,,,is an example. maybe he should just fall in the stupid catagory....

Since: Apr 08

White House, TN

#14 Jul 13, 2008
No, but midgets in bikinis should not be allowed to be tv reporters.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#15 Jul 13, 2008
Midgets and other little people should be allowed to have sex, too.

Who even asked this one? geez.
STONEWALL

Buffalo, TX

#16 Jul 13, 2008
Cookie wrote:
Is this not kind of pedophile? Have you ever done these deede?
i knew i moved away from newport news for a reason!the people over there are all nuts.hahahahahah

“It's all about attitutde”

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Newnan, GA

#17 Jul 13, 2008
my wife would be slightly pissed....
yes only slightly, I mean I often look at old home movies to remember what sex was....
never the less
while she doesnt officially qualify as a midget,
she's only 1/2 an inch taller n one.
really long arms
she's got little baby legs
And she stands so low
You got to pick her up
Just to say hello
She's got a little car
That goes beep, beep, beep
She's got a little voice
That goes peep, peep, peep
She's got grubby little fingers
And a dirty little mind
She tries to get me every time
.....

So I guess my official stance would have to be NO!



(anyone got any Ginko Biloba....at least this way I might remember the last time I was laid...)
Puddin_tang

Dexter, MO

#18 Jul 13, 2008
Why would you want sex to be illegal for midgets. Thats crazy!
Tammy

Uniontown, PA

#19 Jul 13, 2008
Not how you look on the out side that matters or how tall or short a person is.What counts is on the inside.This is a really rude quiestion any how.
STONEWALL

Buffalo, TX

#20 Jul 13, 2008
JazzKeyz wrote:
my wife would be slightly pissed....
yes only slightly, I mean I often look at old home movies to remember what sex was....
never the less
while she doesnt officially qualify as a midget,
she's only 1/2 an inch taller n one.
really long arms
she's got little baby legs
And she stands so low
You got to pick her up
Just to say hello
She's got a little car
That goes beep, beep, beep
She's got a little voice
That goes peep, peep, peep
She's got grubby little fingers
And a dirty little mind
She tries to get me every time
.....
So I guess my official stance would have to be NO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =1NvgLkuEtkAXX
(anyone got any Ginko Biloba....at least this way I might remember the last time I was laid...)
man iam sorry,i told my x she should never remarry.ginko biloba ?no just wont help.but if you met a girl like say, little debbie,you could put your hand in her box and find some goodies.

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