Why do gay people make fun of me like...

Why do gay people make fun of me like you do?

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Norman

Hampton, VA

#1 Jun 30, 2013
Mother is turning 87 tomorrow and I am 57 and live at home with mother.Mother and me play pickup sticks on Tuesday nights and Friday is bingo night at the community center.Mother does seem to be overbearing and said I can't date cause I am not ready for a committment.I pulled some weeds today and it was hot.Mother said I need exercise.Sometime I cure her in my mind and want to bury her under our porch,but then if I do that I go to jail and who will look after mother.So ALL you people make fun of my past post as usual.Mother always said a boy is mothers best friend and I will get even.
Norman
Krypteia

Milton Keynes, UK

#2 Jun 30, 2013
Anyone for tennis?

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#3 Jun 30, 2013
Krypt we need some balls . Anyone got any balls ?

“Here & Now”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#4 Jun 30, 2013
Norman wrote:
Mother is turning 87 tomorrow and I am 57 and live at home with mother.Mother and me play pickup sticks on Tuesday nights and Friday is bingo night at the community center.Mother does seem to be overbearing and said I can't date cause I am not ready for a committment.I pulled some weeds today and it was hot.Mother said I need exercise.Sometime I cure her in my mind and want to bury her under our porch,but then if I do that I go to jail and who will look after mother.So ALL you people make fun of my past post as usual.Mother always said a boy is mothers best friend and I will get even.
Norman
This all sounds a bit "PSYCHO" to me(:
Krypteia

Milton Keynes, UK

#5 Jun 30, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Krypt we need some balls . Anyone got any balls ?
Iv'e got some lovely balls if you care to play..
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

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#6 Jun 30, 2013
Ive got your tennis ballz
yur ping pong ballz,
your soft ballz,

dont throw em under the porch tho, its psycho under there...

“Big Sur”

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Since: Jun 11

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#7 Jun 30, 2013
Norman wrote:
Mother is turning 87 tomorrow and I am 57 and live at home with mother.Mother and me play pickup sticks on Tuesday nights and Friday is bingo night at the community center.Mother does seem to be overbearing and said I can't date cause I am not ready for a committment.I pulled some weeds today and it was hot.Mother said I need exercise.Sometime I cure her in my mind and want to bury her under our porch,but then if I do that I go to jail and who will look after mother.So ALL you people make fun of my past post as usual.Mother always said a boy is mothers best friend and I will get even.
Norman
If you "cure" her and bury her under the porch then you won't need anyone to look after her, problem solved!

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#8 Jun 30, 2013
Breeder,...

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#9 Jun 30, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Iv'e got some lovely balls if you care to play..
Thank God someone around here has balls . Lol .... Love it , lovely Balls ?

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Buffalo

#10 Jun 30, 2013
Remind me to lock my bathroom door when I shower tonight.

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#11 Jun 30, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Krypt we need some balls . Anyone got any balls ?

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#12 Jun 30, 2013
Norman wrote:
Mother is turning 87 tomorrow and I am 57 and live at home with mother.Mother and me play pickup sticks on Tuesday nights and Friday is bingo night at the community center.Mother does seem to be overbearing and said I can't date cause I am not ready for a committment.I pulled some weeds today and it was hot.Mother said I need exercise.Sometime I cure her in my mind and want to bury her under our porch,but then if I do that I go to jail and who will look after mother.So ALL you people make fun of my past post as usual.Mother always said a boy is mothers best friend and I will get even.
Norman
Qustion:

If you "cure" her wouldn't you then be burying
her Alive under the porch?

Not cool;-)

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#13 Jun 30, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>http://www.youtube.com /watch?v=_W-fIn2QZggXX
That's hilarious ! I Haven't heard that before !!!!

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Since: Feb 12

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#14 Jun 30, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
<quoted text>
Thank God someone around here has balls . Lol .... Love it , lovely Balls ?
...no, swollen balls here...

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#15 Jun 30, 2013
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
Qustion:
If you "cure" her wouldn't you then be burying
her Alive under the porch?
Not cool;-)
I agree. You should make sure they are dead before you bury them under them porch

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#16 Jun 30, 2013
The porch.. Im gonna kill auto correct and bury it under...

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#18 Jun 30, 2013
zedme wrote:
<quoted text> I agree. You should make sure they are dead before you bury them under them porch
I know...right;)
spotty

Fremont, CA

#19 Jun 30, 2013
Norman wrote:
Mother is turning 87 tomorrow and I am 57 and live at home with mother.Mother and me play pickup sticks on Tuesday nights and Friday is bingo night at the community center.Mother does seem to be overbearing and said I can't date cause I am not ready for a committment.I pulled some weeds today and it was hot.Mother said I need exercise.Sometime I cure her in my mind and want to bury her under our porch,but then if I do that I go to jail and who will look after mother.So ALL you people make fun of my past post as usual.Mother always said a boy is mothers best friend and I will get even.
Norman
This sounds like a case of 'If you recieved a Dollar for everytime someone called you handsome, you'd only have one Dollar.. And your mother to thank'.

“Big Sur”

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Since: Jun 11

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#20 Jul 9, 2013
Where's Norman? Did mother take away his computer?

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