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Whooo... ten votes but 50 plus posts...
hmm.. okay just because your handle votes, which I HOPE has its OWN personality, then each of them votes, don't be greedy writers!

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Tiger Lilly wrote:
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Sorry for the serious answer.
Sex drives along A1A are the best. Ocean breezes and the chance to find a place down the beach where/when no one else is around and a tall dark and handsome man to administer the sex drive test, now that's what I'm talking 'bout.....
Sorry, you're going to have to take a number and a seat in the waiting area.

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Sex drives ?

Okay pull your trunk up and let me check under your hood .

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Laura Beth wrote:
Sex drives ?
Okay pull your trunk up and let me check under your hood .
Be sure to use the dip stick! Hahaha!

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Not Fisherman at work wrote:
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Sorry, you're going to have to take a number and a seat in the waiting area.
No thanks, I heard about your shoddy methods and went to another testing site. It's a done deal.......

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Tiger Lilly wrote:
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No thanks, I heard about your shoddy methods and went to another testing site. It's a done deal.......
Shoddy?!
I risked getting fired for that?
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Hippi wrote :

Be sure to use the dip stick! Hahaha!

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That dip stick was blank ..... I was expecting dark , and deep . Lol ...

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Tiger Lilly wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry for the serious answer.

Sex drives along A1A are the best. Ocean breezes and the chance to find a place down the beach where/when no one else is around and a tall dark and handsome man to administer the sex drive test, now that's what I'm talking 'bout.....
Worrrrrd I'm tall brown n handsome lol

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Back to Reality wrote:
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I just read an article which stated that most women say that they are not married to the best lover they have ever had. So while sexual compatiblity is important, other things seem to be more important to women in a long term relationship.
i believe thats probably true.
taking a sex drive test before u enter into a relationship wouldnt help simply because there are different variables that determine how ur love life is going - having kids, a sick spouse, inlaws moving in, u suddenly find ur not feeling it and changed ur mind, he noticed u got a little fat going on. they can make or break a love session. the thing is to not hold it against ur partner when that happens.
i truly believe that good sex starts and ends within our own minds and if a person finds he/she isnt happy then its probably because our expectations are much higher than what the reality of whats going on at That moment in time. if we think we should have the perfect partner to make us happy then we should look within ourselves and work on being a perfect participant.
they say practice makes perfect, im working at it and enjoying every second. lol
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Back to Reality wrote:
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I just read an article which stated that most women say that they are not married to the best lover they have ever had. So while sexual compatiblity is important, other things seem to be more important to women in a long term relationship.
of course dont listen to me though, i dont really know what im talking about since ive only had one partner in my life. lol
but once my daughter asked me a similar question about the best lover thing, my answer was - hes the best and worst ive ever had. lol
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Sex while driving is dangerous, fun, but dangerous.
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Sex while driving is dangerous, fun, but dangerous.
I hear you.
That's why I had windshield wipers installed on the inside of my windsheild.

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i believe thats probably true.
taking a sex drive test before u enter into a relationship wouldnt help simply because there are different variables that determine how ur love life is going - having kids, a sick spouse, inlaws moving in, u suddenly find ur not feeling it and changed ur mind, he noticed u got a little fat going on. they can make or break a love session. the thing is to not hold it against ur partner when that happens.
i truly believe that good sex starts and ends within our own minds and if a person finds he/she isnt happy then its probably because our expectations are much higher than what the reality of whats going on at That moment in time. if we think we should have the perfect partner to make us happy then we should look within ourselves and work on being a perfect participant.
they say practice makes perfect, im working at it and enjoying every second. lol
Happy New Year!
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The largest sex organ is the mind :)

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The Paisan wrote:
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I fairly new QUALITY convertable would be nice..... I prefer my test in warm weather, so I can do it with the top down.....
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Who's top?:)

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Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>The largest sex organ is the mind :)
Amen to that unless you've been in my barn lately...Be careful....you'll go blind..:)

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Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
ha ha! Thank you!:)
I think it's a good idea if you're wanting to take the relationship to the next level.
I mean how many couples have ended relationships, marriages because they were not sexually compatiable.
That's not say that sex is everything in a loving relationship, there is trust and respect, friendship etc but there is no denying it does play a part.
It's an interesting concept if I do say so myself since it's my idea..
So what do you all think?
Lots of wisdom coming out in this thread, especially Pffft.
When my wife and I got married at 21, we liked to red line the tachometer in 5th gear all the time. As time goes by, things change.
Now, I don't mind going on a Sunday drive in the country in 3rd or 4th. Maybe to the races now and then. My wife, due to health problems is limited. She is only up to going to watch the sunset with it in park most of the time.(I think that is why I can relate to Lifelover.)
One thing though, I think it's easier for a male to enjoy driving by himself. lol

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Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> Amen to that unless you've been in my barn lately...Be careful....you'll go blind..:)
That is why I only do it enough to where I wear glasses :)

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Fisherman 808 wrote:
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Lots of wisdom coming out in this thread, especially Pffft.
When my wife and I got married at 21, we liked to red line the tachometer in 5th gear all the time. As time goes by, things change.
Now, I don't mind going on a Sunday drive in the country in 3rd or 4th. Maybe to the races now and then. My wife, due to health problems is limited. She is only up to going to watch the sunset with it in park most of the time.(I think that is why I can relate to Lifelover.)
One thing though, I think it's easier for a male to enjoy driving by himself. lol


I think this thread was started in fun but on a serious note some good points have been made. And as I said on page one, we all have different needs and wants and hopefully find the one that can give us that and us for them as well.

Fisherman, watching a sunset, holding hands and just being together can be very satisfying.. After all like Denny said, the mind is our biggest sex organ..

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Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>That is why I only do it enough to where I wear glasses :)
lol,,,,,

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Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>That is why I only do it enough to where I wear glasses :)
When we meet, if you have a hairy right palm, we can just nod to each other.

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