Feed Jake... Tell me your pet story...

Feed Jake... Tell me your pet story...

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“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#1 Jul 26, 2008
I just finised posting a story about my Chihuahua in the Boy bites dog thread and it prompted me to ask for your stories about your pets... I hope this will be a fun thread...

:o)

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#2 Jul 26, 2008
I had to smile reading your post... Yep those little fellas have the control when it comes to running a pack... The Chi I have was raised with a German Shepard and he is not one bit afraid of big dogs.. I tell folks he is 9 inches of pure fury... I tell folks he is a Pithuahua.. When I first got him last Nov. He didn't like anyone very much. We bonded within three days.. He growled at me once... Then He decided that I was his and that was just fine by him... He barked growled and generally threatened each and every person we passed on the street... Pity anybody who wanted to touch me... He would have none of it... He hauled off and bit everyone that touched me thankfully his bites were the little nips that say back off... No one has bled as a result.. But he would just haul off and attack... He never offered to bite my grand daughters though... He bit my sister, my niece, my landlord, my boyfriend, my son, my son in law, and my friends... Now he is the biggest goof ball you have ever seen... He shows off for people, he is a ham... I told my sister( She rescued him.. but her cat said no...) who gave him to me that his fan club has gotten out of hand. Everyone in the neighborhood fawns over him... My neighbor just bought him the cutest set of shoes for this winter... They match his bomber jacket... He eats it up with a spoon now... I think his purpose in life is to make people smile... One day while we were out there was an older man who looked like he wanted to kill something was coming towards us but one look at Chico and he smiled... Everyone who sees him smiles... Men, Women, and kids... It is his gift... His problem was that he had not been socialized at all... Poor little guy spent 16 hours a day the first two years of his life in a crate... the kind made of plastic, just enough room to stand up and turn around... arrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!! He is also natural a hearing ear dog.. If the phone rings, if the doorbell chimes, if the oven timer goes off, if the microwave dings, if someone calls my name, if my sister or my friend blow their car horns( I live on a pretty busy street so it beats the heck out of me how he knows those two horns from all the rest)... He is coming to get me and making me pay attention. He is a very special little fella.

:o)

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Since: Apr 08

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#3 Jul 26, 2008
my lab with a.d.d. WAY TOO MANY STORIES--- way tooo nosey,,,, my mom took him to the vet for me,,,i was working didnt have time,,,we had a mother cat and kittens under our front steps....she put him on a strong leash, out the front door,, he heard the cat,,stuck his nose under the step,,mommma came out schreeched,,attached herself to my dogs nose,,,he yelped,,took off,,,dragged my sainted mother through the rocks, momma cat climbed to the top of his head,,her butt over his eyes...my mother finally let go of the leash,,,he was running around in circles screaming momma cat was screeching,, my momma flat on her face in the rocks.. he was running really fast,,cat attached to his head,,,screaming the whole time..he stopped on a dime,,and momma cat went flying like a frisbee into the back end of my truck.......doggie had no dammage,,,but literally cried for 2 hours .....and every time he sees a cat outside,,,he cried and runs back inside........traumatised forever,,,,,,me,,,hubby,,and old man neighbor,,,,,laughed our azzes off for hours...

“ i hope you've noticed i'm bak”

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#4 Jul 26, 2008
my hamster olivia doesn't eat hamster food so i feed her pizza combos from cvs.LOL
a true story.she has eaten them for a week or two and she's still alive.!!!she's actually more happy now!!

Since: May 08

Virginia Beach, VA

#5 Jul 26, 2008
reebie wrote:
my lab with a.d.d. WAY TOO MANY STORIES--- way tooo nosey,,,, my mom took him to the vet for me,,,i was working didnt have time,,,we had a mother cat and kittens under our front steps....she put him on a strong leash, out the front door,, he heard the cat,,stuck his nose under the step,,mommma came out schreeched,,attached herself to my dogs nose,,,he yelped,,took off,,,dragged my sainted mother through the rocks, momma cat climbed to the topOMG of his head,,her butt over his eyes...my mother finally let go of the leash,,,he was running around in circles screaming momma cat was screeching,, my momma flat on her face in the rocks.. he was running really fast,,cat attached to his head,,,screaming the whole time..he stopped on a dime,,and momma cat went flying like a frisbee into the back end of my truck.......doggie had no dammage,,,but literally cried for 2 hours .....and every time he sees a cat outside,,,he cried and runs back inside........traumatised forever,,,,,,me,,,hubby,,and old man neighbor,,,,,laughed our azzes off for hours...
OMG- LMAO

“TRIFE94”

Since: May 08

BWOOD

#6 Jul 26, 2008
Best cat I have ever had recently passed,he was only 4 human years old.....it sux.:(

I got a tat for him. lol

its a cat lawnmower..cause he was our lil lawnmower allways purring so loud.

BTW that was a great story Reebie !!!

Once about 4 months ago my new lil pup got out the backyard unattended and I was laying on the couch and heard something on the front porch..I go outside and she is chilling on a chair with a bone about as long as my elbow to hand...I have no idea where she coulda found that.

She likes to hide ketchup,hot sauce etc packets around the house.....recently she got my lil pot bag and hid it for four days ( I was soo mad and knew she had it somewhere)...then brought it back out to me....weird lil mut.
Bella

Boynton Beach, FL

#7 Jul 26, 2008
Okay I'll bite...:-)

Years ago I had this white retriever puppy. She was just the sweetest little thing ever, but she had this thing about eating my clothing. She mostly preferred hair scrunchies. Well, one day I'm walking my sweet little puppy through the neighborhood, and she assumes the position for a BM. After her business was done I bent down to clean up the mess and guess what was lying there for all to see...
A pair of my bright blue thong underwear, intact mind you. I scooped them up quick (with a poo bag) and hoped that none of my neighbors noticed the present my dog left me.

“TRIFE94”

Since: May 08

BWOOD

#8 Jul 26, 2008
Bella wrote:
Okay I'll bite...:-)
Years ago I had this white retriever puppy. She was just the sweetest little thing ever, but she had this thing about eating my clothing. She mostly preferred hair scrunchies. Well, one day I'm walking my sweet little puppy through the neighborhood, and she assumes the position for a BM. After her business was done I bent down to clean up the mess and guess what was lying there for all to see...
A pair of my bright blue thong underwear, intact mind you. I scooped them up quick (with a poo bag) and hoped that none of my neighbors noticed the present my dog left me.
lol, wow

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Since: Apr 08

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#9 Jul 26, 2008
gopher wrote:
<quoted text>OMG- LMAO
:)

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Since: Apr 08

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#10 Jul 26, 2008
PGCSmitty wrote:
Best cat I have ever had recently passed,he was only 4 human years old.....it sux.:(
I got a tat for him. lol
its a cat lawnmower..cause he was our lil lawnmower allways purring so loud.
BTW that was a great story Reebie !!!
Once about 4 months ago my new lil pup got out the backyard unattended and I was laying on the couch and heard something on the front porch..I go outside and she is chilling on a chair with a bone about as long as my elbow to hand...I have no idea where she coulda found that.
She likes to hide ketchup,hot sauce etc packets around the house.....recently she got my lil pot bag and hid it for four days ( I was soo mad and knew she had it somewhere)...then brought it back out to me....weird lil mut.
very interesting smitty,,,,, that bone she dragged up probably belonged to a dead something!! youd be surprised what they find,,,, ya know like unattended little bags:) maybe you should put on some bob marley,,,,and see what he does,,,,,,,,btw,,,i like that for a baby name......

“ i hope you've noticed i'm bak”

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#11 Jul 26, 2008
PGCSmitty wrote:
Best cat I have ever had recently passed,he was only 4 human years old.....it sux.:(
I got a tat for him. lol
its a cat lawnmower..cause he was our lil lawnmower allways purring so loud.
BTW that was a great story Reebie !!!
Once about 4 months ago my new lil pup got out the backyard unattended and I was laying on the couch and heard something on the front porch..I go outside and she is chilling on a chair with a bone about as long as my elbow to hand...I have no idea where she coulda found that.
She likes to hide ketchup,hot sauce etc packets around the house.....recently she got my lil pot bag and hid it for four days ( I was soo mad and knew she had it somewhere)...then brought it back out to me....weird lil mut.
your cat lived four days my first hamster died in four DAYS.while my parents were gone too.::(

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Since: Apr 08

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#12 Jul 26, 2008
Bella wrote:
Okay I'll bite...:-)
Years ago I had this white retriever puppy. She was just the sweetest little thing ever, but she had this thing about eating my clothing. She mostly preferred hair scrunchies. Well, one day I'm walking my sweet little puppy through the neighborhood, and she assumes the position for a BM. After her business was done I bent down to clean up the mess and guess what was lying there for all to see...
A pair of my bright blue thong underwear, intact mind you. I scooped them up quick (with a poo bag) and hoped that none of my neighbors noticed the present my dog left me.
that is waaayyyyy tooooo funny.....

“...”

Level 1

Since: Oct 07

East Texas

#13 Jul 26, 2008
We just got a goat.
He is a corker. I never knew goats had such personality. He has been dehorned but loves to butt and rub anything and everyone.He rears up like one of those rams for attention.
anytime DH leaves for work he runs up and baaaahs at him and you just know he wants to go too.
he can widdle his own fiddle, so now I know what the saying a horny ol' goat means.
He loves peanuts and shortbread cookies.
And is a very good lawnmower.

He is keeping mostly to himself in the shade, or under the porch,feeling kinda puny in the heat lately, I hope he didn't eat anything to make him sick and gets back to his old self soon.

“ i hope you've noticed i'm bak”

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#14 Jul 26, 2008
Mamaw wrote:
We just got a goat.
He is a corker. I never knew goats had such personality. He has been dehorned but loves to butt and rub anything and everyone.He rears up like one of those rams for attention.
anytime DH leaves for work he runs up and baaaahs at him and you just know he wants to go too.
he can widdle his own fiddle, so now I know what the saying a horny ol' goat means.
He loves peanuts and shortbread cookies.
And is a very good lawnmower.
He is keeping mostly to himself in the shade, or under the porch,feeling kinda puny in the heat lately, I hope he didn't eat anything to make him sick and gets back to his old self soon.
i like goats.where do you live?????do you have a farm?

“TRIFE94”

Since: May 08

BWOOD

#15 Jul 26, 2008
go green 2 wrote:
<quoted text>your cat lived four days my first hamster died in four DAYS.while my parents were gone too.::(
no 4 years!!!!

“TRIFE94”

Since: May 08

BWOOD

#16 Jul 26, 2008
reebie wrote:
<quoted text> very interesting smitty,,,,, that bone she dragged up probably belonged to a dead something!! youd be surprised what they find,,,, ya know like unattended little bags:) maybe you should put on some bob marley,,,,and see what he does,,,,,,,,btw,,,i like that for a baby name......
Yah Im thinking a deer or fox...we have foxes in the city..lol

Oh yes the unattended little bag...it had all these teeth marks when I got it back, very funy.
Thanks, Yah we are both very happy with the name choice and everyone else does too!!! even the grandparents!!!!

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#17 Jul 26, 2008
I changed my avatar to show my dog, Theodore. I got him a few months before my husband died and he is a life saver. He is very funny and pretty smart considering how small his head is, his brain can't be all that big.

Teddy loves my new grandson. When the baby is around, he is desparate to lick him, anywhere. I can't take a photo of the baby without Teddy's head in the shot! and when I put the baby down, then teddy is licking my shirt where the baby was lying against. Very cute.

I have never been a 'pet-person', but now I can see why animals help people to live longer and healthier lives.

(Hi Smitty!)

“...”

Level 1

Since: Oct 07

East Texas

#18 Jul 26, 2008
go green 2 wrote:
<quoted text>i like goats.where do you live?????do you have a farm?
about 10 miles out of town on 15 acres.
not a farm at all just woods.
If we get him a girlfriend he will be out in the outside fence and not in the yard.

“...”

Level 1

Since: Oct 07

East Texas

#19 Jul 26, 2008
Debra27 wrote:
I changed my avatar to show my dog, Theodore. I got him a few months before my husband died and he is a life saver. He is very funny and pretty smart considering how small his head is, his brain can't be all that big.
Teddy loves my new grandson. When the baby is around, he is desparate to lick him, anywhere. I can't take a photo of the baby without Teddy's head in the shot! and when I put the baby down, then teddy is licking my shirt where the baby was lying against. Very cute.
I have never been a 'pet-person', but now I can see why animals help people to live longer and healthier lives.
(Hi Smitty!)
Oh rats !
I can't see him !

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#20 Jul 26, 2008
PGCSmitty wrote:
<quoted text>
no 4 years!!!!
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