Millionaire guru's body kept in FREEZER as followers argue over whether he's dead or asleep

Jul 6, 2014 Full story: Mirror.co.uk 7

Shri Ashutosh Maharaj, who died of a heart attack in January leaving A 100million fortune, has been kept on ice for 6 MONTHS The body of one of India's wealthiest gurus has been kept in a FREEZER for six months - while his followers argue over whether he is dead or just "sleeping".

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Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#1 Jul 6, 2014
YooZ Ass-wholes needs to know,,,yes he iz asleep,,,,sheshhh
Ted Haggard s Masseur

Philadelphia, PA

#2 Jul 6, 2014
"Mr Praline enters the guru shop to register a complaint about the dead Norwegian Blue Guru just as the shopkeeper is preparing to close the establishment for lunch. Despite being told that the guru is deceased and that it had been nailed to its perch, the proprietor insists that it is "pining for the fjords" or simply "stunned". As the exasperated Praline attempts to wake up the guru, the shopkeeper tries to make the guru move by hitting the cage, and Praline erupts into a rage after banging "Polly Guru" on the counter. After listing off several metaphors for death ("is no more", "has ceased to be", "bereft of life, it rests in peace") he is told to go to the guru shop run by the shopkeeper's brother in Bolton for a refund, but he is told by the proprietor of that store (who is really the shopkeeper, save for a fake moustache) that he is in Ipswich. Upon going to the train station to complain, Praline is told by the station attendant (Terry Jones) that he is in Bolton, and he returns to the guru shop to confront the shopkeeper for deceiving him."

Courtesy of wikipedia, sort of.
Ted Haggard s Masseur

Philadelphia, PA

#3 Jul 6, 2014
Once they remove the guru from the freezer exactly how do they intend to have him fraud out to 98.6 degrees again?
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#4 Jul 7, 2014
Ted Haggard s Masseur wrote:
Once they remove the guru from the freezer exactly how do they intend to have him fraud out to 98.6 degrees again?
Ever heard of a hair-dryer,,,,?(boiling water will help also)
Dr Reker s Bellhop

Philadelphia, PA

#6 Jul 7, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
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Ever heard of a hair-dryer,,,,?(boiling water will help also)
You failed to ruin the joke again, but not for lack of drying.
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#7 Jul 7, 2014
Dr Reker s Bellhop wrote:
<quoted text>
You failed to ruin the joke again, but not for lack of drying.
Apparently.I will need to Sikh your help in developing a good joke.

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#8 Jul 7, 2014
I am thinking, you are funny. Who gets to scratch the red dot and see what they won?

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