New story interrupted by giant cartoon penis

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TO Slovakia, where Head teacher Maria Franikova is being intrerviewed for local telly. Full Story
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#1 Dec 6, 2012
Mine is bigger!
Alvin Birta

Medford, NY

#2 Dec 6, 2012
Hey, I think I met someone in Edmonton that looked like that........

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..... you can't banish, lol

#3 Dec 6, 2012
Is it i__It is I wrote:
Mine is bigger!
LOL!
Put up or shut up!

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#4 Dec 6, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
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LOL!
Put up or shut up!
;)
It's up about 7 1/2 inches. Now you can shut up or stuff it..

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#5 Dec 6, 2012
BTW I can help you with that last part

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#6 Dec 6, 2012
Is it i__It is I wrote:
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It's up about 7 1/2 inches. Now you can shut up or stuff it..
You're not supposed to measure up one side and then down the other side. Fuhgedaboudit!

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#8 Dec 6, 2012
Is it i__It is I wrote:
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It's up about 7 1/2 inches. Now you can shut up or stuff it..
LOL, is that all?
Well, maybe you'll grow up soon.

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#9 Dec 6, 2012
SlovakiaHead teacher wrote:
<quoted text>Who had to teach you that?
When I told my sex education teacher that my weiner was three feet long, she had to explain it to me.

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#11 Dec 6, 2012
........Head.... teacher Maria Franikova

LOL

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#12 Dec 6, 2012
Limp story

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#13 Dec 6, 2012
Muscles Marinara wrote:
<quoted text>You're not supposed to measure up one side and then down the other side. Fuhgedaboudit!
I guess we know how you measure yours. You gotta keep off those roids.

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#14 Dec 6, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
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LOL, is that all?
Well, maybe you'll grow up soon.
Haven't been out much have you? LMFAO

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#15 Dec 6, 2012
I feel bad for the giant cartoon character that lost his weener.

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#16 Dec 6, 2012
I hate it when that happens.
Linda the lonely widow

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#17 Dec 6, 2012
Naughtyrobot wrote:
I feel bad for the giant cartoon character that lost his weener.
I got one for you Dumbass

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#18 Dec 6, 2012
Is it i__It is I wrote:
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Haven't been out much have you? LMFAO
Sorry geno, 7 1/2 isn't "much" to brag about.
And no, I don't ho around like "some" on here.

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#20 Dec 6, 2012
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>I got one for you Dumbass
No thanks, I would like a little puss_y, but yours is as big as a house.
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#21 Dec 6, 2012
"There are enough dickheads in politics without creating more." Lol, ain't that the truth.

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#22 Dec 6, 2012
You don't have to get jealous cause you want it!
ROTFLMFAO

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#23 Dec 6, 2012
Is it i__It is I wrote:
You don't have to get jealous cause you want it!
ROTFLMFAO
I sure don't want it. I've already got a tie tack.

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